Strictly come dancing 2012 (OFFICIAL THREAD)

[Legend83]

Darcy Bussell just seemed nervous but in fairness to her she gave every single competitor some good, practical advice which I thought was excellent - rather than just reeling off a list of what they had done ste ala CRH!

Colin Salmon FTW I reckon - he is smooth!

Denise -

[Nom de ploom]

DVO - always liked her...

decent enough first week imho - yes good advice from darcey...but I can't take that nose seriously...

tess's wardrobe hasn't improved and bruce really really needs to consider retiring...

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

Nom de ploom said:

tess's wardrobe hasn't improved and bruce really really needs to consider retiring...

They don't have anybody to replace Bruce with - that's the problem.

[944fan]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

Nom de ploom said:

tess's wardrobe hasn't improved and bruce really really needs to consider retiring...

They don't have anybody to replace Bruce with - that's the problem.

Seriously? My left bk with a smiley face drawn on it would do a better job.

[SWoll]

944fan said:

Seriously? My left bk with a smiley face drawn on it would do a better job.

Possibly not as popular with the viewing public though?

I could be wrong...

[944fan]

SWoll said:

944fan said:

Seriously? My left bk with a smiley face drawn on it would do a better job.

Possibly not as popular with the viewing public though?

I could be wrong...

It got be worth doing a test and finding out?

[DJRC]

944fan said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

Nom de ploom said:

tess's wardrobe hasn't improved and bruce really really needs to consider retiring...

They don't have anybody to replace Bruce with - that's the problem.

Seriously? My left bk with a smiley face drawn on it would do a better job.

Unlikely. Unless you can play the "Im taking the p1ss and getting away it because I can" card without coming across as a smug tt. Bruce plays a very deliberate character and he is the only guy active in showbiz who could do it.

[stephen300o]

DJRC said:

944fan said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

Nom de ploom said:

tess's wardrobe hasn't improved and bruce really really needs to consider retiring...

They don't have anybody to replace Bruce with - that's the problem.

Seriously? My left bk with a smiley face drawn on it would do a better job.

Unlikely. Unless you can play the "Im taking the p1ss and getting away it because I can" card without coming across as a smug tt. Bruce plays a very deliberate character and he is the only guy active in showbiz who could do it.

Paul O'Grady would fit..

[Mermaid]

stephen300o said:

Paul O'Grady would fit..

Dara Ó Briain?

[hornetrider]

I reckon that vacuous tt from the One Show would suit strictly down to the ground. Just the right amount of camp, and didn't he win/do well in this a few years back?

[stephen300o]

hornetrider said:

I reckon that vacuous tt from the One Show would suit strictly down to the ground. Just the right amount of camp, and didn't he win/do well in this a few years back?

Don't know, don't watch the one show, it's not very good.

[hornetrider]

Yeah, me either. I know he presents it though. You must also have seen it enough to form the opinion that it's st.

Matt Baker, that's the one.

[stephen300o]

hornetrider said:

Yeah, me either. I know he presents it though. You must also have seen it enough to form the opinion that it's st.

Matt Baker, that's the one.

I've watched a couple of Evans ones
It's a bit daytime.

[Fishtigua]

hornetrider said:

Matt Baker, that's the one.

He opened a local fete/flower show over the weekend and the local rag spelt his name as 'Marr Baker'. That's about right, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E5sxuSRg6A

[DJRC]

stephen300o said:

DJRC said:

944fan said:

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

Nom de ploom said:

tess's wardrobe hasn't improved and bruce really really needs to consider retiring...

They don't have anybody to replace Bruce with - that's the problem.

Seriously? My left bk with a smiley face drawn on it would do a better job.

Unlikely. Unless you can play the "Im taking the p1ss and getting away it because I can" card without coming across as a smug tt. Bruce plays a very deliberate character and he is the only guy active in showbiz who could do it.

Paul O'Grady would fit..

Thats not a bad shout actually. His radio show is quite good and shows a more rounded, twinkling cheeky and slightly egrarious side of him.

[Black can man]

Strictly time

[Puggit]

I work for a Russian company that employs hundreds of attractive Russian girls, but that Christina Rihanoff sits on another plane

[MiniMan64]

Puggit said:

I work for a Russian company that employs hundreds of attractive Russian girls, but that Christina Rihanoff sits on another plane

Really? I always think she looks far too made up. No thanks.

Girls Aloud tonight?

[Black can man]

Puggit said:

I work for a Russian company that employs hundreds of attractive Russian girls, but that Christina Rihanoff sits on another plane

[Fishtigua]

I have a theory as to why most blokes love Fern.

The only time we see her on daytime telly is when we are off work and feeling ill. She's so mummsie and huggable just when we are at our lowest ebb and need a pick-me-up.