Classic Car Rescue, tonight 8pm, C5.

Classic Car Rescue, tonight 8pm, C5.

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mattnunn

14,041 posts

162 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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I turned this up Googlng for some images of Leepus creations.

"I'd knock Clarkson out in one lunch" says Bernie

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIAL/CARS/FEATURE...


Now that would make good TV

Steamer

13,863 posts

214 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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mattnunn said:
"I'd knock Clarkson out in one lunch" says Bernie
Sounds about right hehe

mattnunn

14,041 posts

162 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Steamer said:
mattnunn said:
"I'd knock Clarkson out in one lunch" says Bernie
Sounds about right hehe
Freudian slip, oops.

FourWheelDrift

88,551 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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m8rky said:
To continue the laughs watch that Strippers cars for cash on Nat Geo,cringeworthy.
Have that on now, Boycie's doing the voice over rofl


Frankie trying to be Lenny McLean. rolleyes

FourWheelDrift

88,551 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Why do they blur out the Audi rings on the front and rear?

rofl

fomb

1,402 posts

212 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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I still fail to see why anyone would want to enter the competitions to win the cars that they build in the show. After seeing the butchery and pain the cars go through, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near it.

V8covin

7,329 posts

194 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Couldn't make it thu the whole program last night,it was that bad !
It's actually quite alarming that a tv channel would make a program so bad,so contrived,so fake and expect the public to want to watch it every week.

The part where Bernie was 'spraying' the car ...topcoat over bare metal and filler and just wafting the gun around in the air....that was the last straw for me.

Deleted from my planner,another viewer lost channel 5.

FourWheelDrift

88,551 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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"Strippers cars for cash" was truly dreadful.

The "nonces" left the walnut dash in the XJR when they scrapped it, that's a minimum £45 (based on Ebay prices) lost there.

Rob282828

2,393 posts

150 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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V8covin said:
The part where Bernie was 'spraying' the car ...topcoat over bare metal and filler and just wafting the gun around in the air....that was the last straw for me.
Bernie does makes me laugh. hehe

Laurel Green

30,781 posts

233 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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Rob282828 said:
V8covin said:
The part where Bernie was 'spraying' the car ...topcoat over bare metal and filler and just wafting the gun around in the air....that was the last straw for me.
Bernie does makes me laugh. hehe
I think they should go the whole-hog and have John Cleese as presenter/chief mechanic.

911legend

218 posts

222 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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why do they have to re cap after every ad break nowadays......do they think we forget what we watched 3 mins earlier!

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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911legend said:
why do they have to re cap after every ad break nowadays......do they think we forget what we watched 3 mins earlier!
I agree. Its VERY annoying. Almost as annoying as "coming up..."

I think it all stems from American shows where they try to catch people 'channel surfing' during ad breaks.

Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Tuesday 9th October 2012
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It's cheaper because they don't have to make as much programme

maxfan

1,622 posts

144 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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i think the endless recaps act as like "filler" to pad out the programme
Filler - the guys must have shares in it
I have to admit since catching it the other week I find it compulsory telly as its so comically bad it lightens my mood on a Monday night it's really the ideal show for a Monday night for me for that reason, it's so badly staged.

DonkeyApple

55,402 posts

170 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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911legend said:
why do they have to re cap after every ad break nowadays......do they think we forget what we watched 3 mins earlier!
It's C5. The general assumption is that you are thick. As such, you stick in huge amounts of padding and flog as much ad space as possible.

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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The Mockney is on The Wright Stuff this morning.

Yes. He really is a tt.
Going on about being the Crays mechanic and how you kept quite if you saw anything dodgy in the boot.

What a tit.

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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CCR is a sitcom - Steptoe and Son for the 21st century.

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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He really is a grade A bell end.

Now he's defending Jimmy Saville. rolleyes
He's totally out of his depth and is just coming across as an ignorant racist sexist faux gangster.


fatpasty

1,561 posts

167 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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Watched this last night and yet again it was a truely dreadful


m8rky

2,090 posts

160 months

Wednesday 10th October 2012
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GTIR said:
The Mockney is on The Wright Stuff this morning.

Yes. He really is a tt.
Going on about being the Crays mechanic and how you kept quite if you saw anything dodgy in the boot.

What a tit.
So the Krays were arrested in 1968,can't find a date of birth for Bernie but reckon he is 60ish.I stand to be corrected but something doesn't add up there.