Nigella Lawson BBC 2

[Black can man]

Jesus H, how does this woman make cooking so damn erotic

She's lush

[grumbledoak]

'and in the process, i just about ripped my cock off.'

[Big Al.]

She may be hot, but her food is fecking atrocious IMHO.

[Maxymillion]

She's lost weight and looks good for it. Negative effect on her chest though....shame.

[NDA]

I'm rather bored of her shtick. Her gimmick of trying to look erotic and batting her eyelids is tiresome after a while. She's a one trick pony.

[sunbeam alpine]

Maxymillion said:

She's lost weight and looks good for it. Negative effect on her chest though....shame.

I thought it had shrunk a bit. Wife didn't appreciate me asking though.

[porridge]

NDA said:

I'm rather bored of her shtick. Her gimmick of trying to look erotic and batting her eyelids is tiresome after a while. She's a one trick pony.

+1

[Slyjoe]

I watched it with my 14 year old lad who was sniggering the whole way through. I must admit, she gives me the horn!

watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wncEeJZqzM

[GWC]

This just about sums up the whole concept.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0

[Wacky Racer]

[GhostDriver]

Every time I watch her I feel the need to make a creamy white sauce

[ajprice]

Wish I had a 3D TV http://youtu.be/Y9gY653SGj0

[Beefmeister]

Slyjoe said:

I watched it with my 14 year old lad who was sniggering the whole way through. I must admit, she gives me the horn!

watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wncEeJZqzM

That is comedy genius.

And it may have given me a semi

[GregE240]

Big Al. said:

She may be hot, but her food is fecking atrocious IMHO.

Lonely up there?

[porridge]

GregE240 said:

Big Al. said:

She may be hot, but her food is fecking atrocious IMHO.

Lonely up there?

Mrs Porridge said same yesterday, says Nigella food is not realistic as the ingredients are far too rich for an everyday meal, more a calorific indulgence so she prefers Lorraine, Jamie etc recipes

[Raify]

Beefmeister said:

Slyjoe said:

I watched it with my 14 year old lad who was sniggering the whole way through. I must admit, she gives me the horn!

watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wncEeJZqzM

That is comedy genius.

And it may have given me a semi

I always nurse a Semillon whilst watching Nigella

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

Maxymillion said:

She's lost weight and looks good for it. Negative effect on her chest though....shame.

She had a perfect curvaceous figure before! No need to change anything.