Family Guy lines

[evilmunkey]

Cool wHip....

[MentalSarcasm]

BrabusMog said:

The fellas at the freakin' FCC

http://youtu.be/2NDPT0Ph5rA

I'd forgotten how great that song is, thank you!

[james_tigerwoods]

It's a toss up between Iraq lobster and this:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zLz0FCGKZDM

There aren't enough verses in any song I could write that would express how much hatred I have in my heart

[hondafanatic]

We are about to present Mozart's 'The Magic Flute'... In a minor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgNXoWf6BSk

[AuthurDaley]

Some of the stuff Herbert comes out with is LOL!

Also some gold from quagmire:

Women in his bed in morning:

'Glenn hunny, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?'

Quagmire:

'I have a question for you - what are you still doing here?!'

[Langweilig]

Meg Griffin, "I'm part of a Facebook group that f up Anne Frank's house every year."

[geeks]

"Hey baby, wanna take a gander at some Adam West Penis?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv381OynhKA

"Attention shoppers; Testicles that is all.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbcHg4vzFqw

[Chimune]

Quagmire: "Hey there sweetie, how old are you?"
Girl: "16"
Quagmire: "18 ?! You're first !"
Girl: "Mom !"
Quagmire: "I like where this is going !"

[bodhi]

"Oh my God, they're eating Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa!"
"Well that's crazy they're only going to be hungry again in an hour!"

"FREE TIBET FREE TIBET FREE TIBET"
"I'll take it!"

• runs to phonebox*

"Hi, Is that China? I have something you may want. That's right....all the tea."

"Hi is that 911? Yeah it's Quagmire. Yeah it's in a window this time"

[Jasandjules]

I don't know if anyone else has posted this one but when Meg is in the Cult and they all die. Peter says "Oh look, another group of friends who have faked their own deaths rather than speak to you".... (something like that anyways).

[youngsyr]

Chris and Meg on the sofa, watching tv when Peter appears on it...

Chris: "Hey Dad!"
Meg: "He can't hear you, you know."
Chris (shouts): "HEY DAD!!!"

[Simon Bags]

Brian, when he sings the bag of weed song.

[HereBeMonsters]

Where's mah money?

[Leptons]

"You have Aids, not even HIV but full blown Aids"

http://youtu.be/HReySt8AMmI

[Shaoxter]

Peter Griffin: How am I gonna come up with 50 grand by tomorrow?

Glen Quagmire: Well, you could we yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece. Or - or - or 50 *really* fat chicks for a thousand bucks.

[Cleveland and Joe stare at him]

Glen Quagmire: What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!

[bobbo89]

"Who's pickle is this?"

[Trophybloo]

Brian: I didn't know there was going to be an open bar. And the guy really knew his stuff! He made me a mojito.
I don't think it's a gay drink.
Mo-ji-to...


I can't drink one now without picturing Mo - Ji - to (and no, it's not a gay drink!!)

[GarryDK]

Quagmire: Meg What did I tell you to always do?
Meg: Mouth open and always keep eye contact?

[youngsyr]

The numerous levels of humour in this show are what make it for me - there are the obvious smutty jokes, the slightly more hidden intelligent ones and also the ones that go completely unmentioned.

I'm sure the vast majority of you know that Meg, the frumpy, ugly, boring, friendless, virgin, largely ignored daughter is voiced by Mila Kunis, often voted sexiest woman on the planet!



Anyone else got any really obscure jokes that some of us less observant fans might have missed?

[miniman]

Trophybloo said:

Brian: I didn't know there was going to be an open bar. And the guy really knew his stuff! He made me a mojito.
I don't think it's a gay drink.
Mo-ji-to...


I can't drink one now without picturing Mo - Ji - to (and no, it's not a gay drink!!)

Simliar to Fajita

Fa - ji - ta