The Island -Bear Grylls

[Sir Bagalot]

Why not just give us the Survivor format? I mean 28 seasons in they obviously have the format right

[98elise]

Halb said:

I can imagine that. No thanks!
Some lads there haven't had a bowel movement for 9 days...fk that. No reason to put my body through that.

During the first week of basic training in the RN the same thing happened to me. When I did go it was perfectly normal. fk knows what happend to the previous weeks worth!

[durbster]

Sir Bagalot said:

Why not just give us the Survivor format? I mean 28 seasons in they obviously have the format right

Err no thanks. Westlife had a lot of number 1s - doesn't mean they're a good band.

[FatSumo]

Halb said:

The shot of the chap who was really thin...ergh. Is that after a few days or a week?

Most metrosexual men normally look like that

[Avidfanofstuff]

98elise said:

During the first week of basic training in the RN the same thing happened to me. When I did go it was perfectly normal. fk knows what happend to the previous weeks worth!

Good old Traf Galley scran eh!

[y2blade]

Caught up with this on Sky+ last night.

Lord of the flies springs to mind.

[carreauchompeur]

y2blade said:

Caught up with this on Sky+ last night.

Lord of the flies springs to mind.

Piiiiiiig!

[0000]

Hunting Caiman waist deep in the mangroves at night.

What a special bunch they are.

[0a]

Madness!

[Boobonman]

Rupert is such a wannabe Alpha, has me cringing almost constantly.

Bell end.

[0a]

Ryan is a bit of a parody

[clarkmagpie]

I did think they were a bit mean not going back for Ryan when they saw the turtle.

Rupert is showing himself to be a tosspot.
Think I'd be tempted to cook a few of them if I was there!

[Halb]

Rupert is causing more issues than resolving.
All that caiman stuff is nonsense, the limpmwristed lot are getting plenty of food via foraging and it's not energy intensive, as soon as I saw that mud bog I thought 'morons', Rupes could barely talk as he was trying to unstick his legs. For an old bloke he is in the best shape though, and would probably cut lbs of fat off that welsh doughball.
Saki is pretty good.
Finding Oysters! I'd just eat 'em and fk the lazy beach lot!


And hold on...is someone getting an enema on the beach next week?

[carreauchompeur]

I do find it a bit frustrating that the group seem to ignore the presence of 15 stone of Welsh steak when considering their food predicament.

[Halb]

Marbled and soft....

[andy_s]

Halb said:

And hold on...is someone getting an enema on the beach next week?

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

[TTmonkey]

This show is becoming a comedy parody with every episode. Are we sure we're not watching something very clever, like when "The Office" very first aired.....? Because its not really making any sense as it is...

[Joshsl]

Joshsl said:

Ryan should be took back to camp, tortured, cut up and used as caiman bait but then he is that useless the caiman would probably turn there nose up at him

the copper should then be used as bait after ryan

after last night i have decided that ^ isnt harsh enough

he needs to get a grip after crying and going off on one just because he didnt see the tutle, if he got off his arse and was useful or volenteered to help the camp he might actually get to see things.
wh didnt he go looking for turtles when he went off by his self.

[ewolg]

carreauchompeur said:

I do find it a bit frustrating that the group seem to ignore the presence of 15 stone of Welsh steak when considering their food predicament.

I thinks a tad over the 15 stone, LOL!
Rupeet or someone made an interesting suggestion splitting the camp in two - with all the lazy gits in one and the foragers and doers in the other. Some wouldn't last long.

[Adam B]

yeah but they would have a fking swing!!

quite enjoying this show now - the usual mix of groaning, laughing and shouting "idiot" at the TV

not doing my fat prejudices any good though