The Island -Bear Grylls

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Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Wednesday 18th April 2018
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The great Pacific garbage patch is yuuuge, wouldn't be surprised at anything that gets washed up

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Wednesday 18th April 2018
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Halb said:
The great Pacific garbage patch is yuuuge, wouldn't be surprised at anything that gets washed up
I read a travel book once written by a guy who trekked down the Pacific coast of the Baja peninsula. He found bottles of spirits every day, often still full and sealed. He thought it was hilarious to start with, getting p*ssed every night, but hiking through desert heat with a hangover soon cured him.

I suppose the bottles came out of larger containers which had been washed overboard.

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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I was wondering why they hadn't used the fishing net again, and now they've converted it into a pig catcher. I suspect the pig will simply run under it.

Robertj21a

16,478 posts

106 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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nicanary said:
I was wondering why they hadn't used the fishing net again, and now they've converted it into a pig catcher. I suspect the pig will simply run under it.
Wrong ! - caught and duly eaten.

Mr-B

3,781 posts

195 months

Monday 23rd April 2018
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That was pretty gross, Ch4 should have given a warning before the programme started. A full on arse shot of the fat girl in the pink bathing costume, I nearly fetched my tea up vomit

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Watched it, got bored at some point and tuned out. The 'love' story was amsusing, that delboy wannabe is quite deluded.

That 'comedy' looks like it'll be a better watch

Robertj21a

16,478 posts

106 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Given that the island isn't really very big, and they've now been there for some weeks, it seems strange that they've never seen or heard any pig at any time, let alone two.

Surely they hadn't been conveniently imported overnight .......?

rolleyes

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Robertj21a said:
Given that the island isn't really very big, and they've now been there for some weeks, it seems strange that they've never seen or heard any pig at any time, let alone two.

Surely they hadn't been conveniently imported overnight .......?

rolleyes
I claimed in an earlier post that the net wouldn't catch it, and indeed it didn't - a trap succeeded. However, although the participants are given some training in advance, we didn't see the trap being built, only a couple of people fiddling with it in fully-assembled state. I have a (cynical) hunch that they didn't construct it or have much to do with the final entrapment.

How long has the show got to go? They were talking about the pig being sufficient to get them to the end. I can't see that happening.

timmymagic73

374 posts

113 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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I did think for a moment that they were genuinely going to catch the larger pig with the tan stripe...!

Unfortunately the program returned to form with a rather abrupt edit and the smaller pig conveniently caught in their trap.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,246 posts

201 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Bear tells us in nearly every episode that he has ensured there is enough food on the island, yet every week someone pipes up 'I bet that pig/bird etc was planted there'.
No st sherlock...they still have to find it and kill it which isn't easy if you've never had to do that before.

Robertj21a

16,478 posts

106 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Bear tells us in nearly every episode that he has ensured there is enough food on the island, yet every week someone pipes up 'I bet that pig/bird etc was planted there'.
No st sherlock...they still have to find it and kill it which isn't easy if you've never had to do that before.
Just *ensuring* there is enough food isn't the same as deliberately planting food there.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Robertj21a said:
Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Bear tells us in nearly every episode that he has ensured there is enough food on the island, yet every week someone pipes up 'I bet that pig/bird etc was planted there'.
No st sherlock...they still have to find it and kill it which isn't easy if you've never had to do that before.
Just *ensuring* there is enough food isn't the same as deliberately planting food there.
Or clipping a bird's wings so it cannot fly away.

stuartmmcfc

8,664 posts

193 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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Ayahuasca said:
Robertj21a said:
Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Bear tells us in nearly every episode that he has ensured there is enough food on the island, yet every week someone pipes up 'I bet that pig/bird etc was planted there'.
No st sherlock...they still have to find it and kill it which isn't easy if you've never had to do that before.
Just *ensuring* there is enough food isn't the same as deliberately planting food there.
Or clipping a bird's wings so it cannot fly away.
I would say it was. It’s fairly obvious to even an ignoramus like me that a small island like that wouldn’t support a huge wildlife population. It’s not as though they’re finding Tesco ready meals laying around.

shedweller

545 posts

112 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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It is real, I do some work for the guy that decides wether the island can support the people for that period if time by being placed there with minimal equipment for a couple of weeks.

He's an adventurer and a safety & survival expert that has worked with bear for years, A really interesting chap..... He's the one you want to be stranded with... Not Bear...... Bears a great motivator and leader with great energy but he's not a true survival "expert" like Dave is.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Tuesday 24th April 2018
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shedweller said:
It is real, I do some work for the guy that decides wether the island can support the people for that period if time by being placed there with minimal equipment for a couple of weeks.

He's an adventurer and a safety & survival expert that has worked with bear for years, A really interesting chap..... He's the one you want to be stranded with... Not Bear...... Bears a great motivator and leader with great energy but he's not a true survival "expert" like Dave is.
No, it is not. The pigs and flightless birds do not live on the island.

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Ayahuasca said:
shedweller said:
It is real, I do some work for the guy that decides wether the island can support the people for that period if time by being placed there with minimal equipment for a couple of weeks.

He's an adventurer and a safety & survival expert that has worked with bear for years, A really interesting chap..... He's the one you want to be stranded with... Not Bear...... Bears a great motivator and leader with great energy but he's not a true survival "expert" like Dave is.
No, it is not. The pigs and flightless birds do not live on the island.
Out of curiosity, what do the snakes eat? Surely it's usually small mammals and birds, but there don't seem to be any.

prand

5,916 posts

197 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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shedweller said:
It is real, I do some work for the guy that decides wether the island can support the people for that period if time by being placed there with minimal equipment for a couple of weeks.

He's an adventurer and a safety & survival expert that has worked with bear for years, A really interesting chap..... He's the one you want to be stranded with... Not Bear...... Bears a great motivator and leader with great energy but he's not a true survival "expert" like Dave is.
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Schermerhorn

4,343 posts

190 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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I have a naive question; how do pigs end up on such remote islands anyway?

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Westworld

budgie smuggler

5,392 posts

160 months

Wednesday 25th April 2018
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Schermerhorn said:
I have a naive question; how do pigs end up on such remote islands anyway?
Same way we have land animals in the UK, at some point in history there was a land bridge, then it either got eroded away or the sea level rose or whatever to remove it. Or humans sailed there at some point and left them to establish a population.

Or did you mean the rotund contestants on this show? In which case send a parrot my way hehe

Edited by budgie smuggler on Wednesday 25th April 11:03