The official PH Coronation Street thread

[Fastpedeller]

nicanary said:

I've just been to the hairdressers and whilst waiting I casually glanced at the reading material - The Daily Star. Pat's resurrecton was front-page stuff, together with another short piece on another page. The general gist was that Corrie fans are a bit cheesed-off with unlikely storylines, which parallels the comments on this thread.

The analogy of Pat/Jesus/Easter etc had actually passed me by. (The massive gash in his leg hasn't yet been explained - he fell from a rope on the jetty straight into the water. It's the sort of wound you'd get from bashing into a propellor, I suppose.)

I thought he was going to pop out from the cupboard under the stairs this evening!

[Wacky Racer]

Well thank god Craig is finally going to get some help, he was going to wear those switches out.

[e30m3Mark]

Wacky Racer said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

I cant see how he could have got to Ireland so quickly, especially as he didn't take the boat he'd hired!

Well if David Walliams can swim the channel, anything is possible.

No doubt the truth will be revealed..........or maybe not.

I can't say I noticed the Irish accent tbh.

I think they'd always planned to head to Ireland so it makes sense, even if how he got there is inexplicable.

[steveo3002]

what will pat do for spending money? assume any bank card that stayed in his wallet would be blocked /watched , so he will need to mug someone soon

[nicanary]

steveo3002 said:

what will pat do for spending money? assume any bank card that stayed in his wallet would be blocked /watched , so he will need to mug someone soon

The landlady seems a trusting old soul. Probably accepted his smooth talk and explanation about lack of luggage, and didn't ask for a deposit. He could always travel around knocking on doors and suggesting that the roof needs fixing or the drive resurfaced. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

[nicanary]

Funny how we have less to discuss when Pat's not on.

[RATATTAK]

Carla is hot ... just sayin'

[nicanary]

I wonder what job Jude did in South Africa? Enough to provide for his family when he wife was pregnant and just afterwards - it's all a bit strange.

[Chocmonster]

Every time DC Lee is mentioned by Bethany this song starts playing in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itog_E5pPkc

[nicanary]

Josh to Alya - " How do you take it?" (Tea, that is). Pity he didn't ask David that..........

So the writers have found another social issue to cover - self harm. Haven't we had it before? Surely we must have. There can't be any issues left.

[wjwren]

Jude and angee. Jesus is this what Corrie has come to.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

RATATTAK said:

Carla is hot ... just sayin'

She's what Kylie (Minogue) was until about 10 years ago. Inexplicably hotter every year that passed. A friend was at a wedding some years ago, which she was Matron Of Honour at. Apparently IRL she's really petite.

Edited by Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah on Friday 6th April 22:09

[Wacky Racer]

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool

[200Plus Club]

nicanary said:

Josh to Alya - " How do you take it?" (Tea, that is). Pity he didn't ask David that..........

So the writers have found another social issue to cover - self harm. Haven't we had it before? Surely we must have. There can't be any issues left.

Getting fed up with all these issues now. OCD , self harm , male rape, murderer on run, problem child, scooter gang teen, alcoholic, gays, thefts , and sham marriages, all on one terraced street

Bring back schmeichal being sick and the hot pot being burned eh? :-)

[coppice]

If only the Haas F1 team had had the sense to employ Craig on their pit crew in Australia , there'd have been no risk whatsoever of wheels falling off after pit stops . Mind you , the pit stop time would have lasted 27minutes...

[Escort3500]

coppice said:

If only the Haas F1 team had had the sense to employ Craig on their pit crew in Australia , there'd have been no risk whatsoever of wheels falling off after pit stops . Mind you , the pit stop time would have lasted 27minutes...

27 minutes at least. All those wheel nuts, tyre pressures and balance weights to check relentlessly.

[Wacky Racer]

coppice said:

If only the Haas F1 team had had the sense to employ Craig on their pit crew in Australia , there'd have been no risk whatsoever of wheels falling off after pit stops . Mind you , the pit stop time would have lasted 27minutes...

Not 26 minutes, as Craig only deals in odd numbers.

David had that mad stare in his eyes he does so well, I reckon Josh is going to get it one way or another.....

[227bhp]

Wacky Racer said:

David had that mad stare in his eyes he does so well, I reckon Josh is going to get it one way or another.....

In the ring maybe?

[iandc]

227bhp said:

In the ring maybe?

I thought that was where David got it

[227bhp]

The chap who plays Craigy needs to work on his speech, he mumbles so incoherently I had to rewind and play one of his sentences 3 times to get what he said on Friday.