The official PH Coronation Street thread

[DSLiverpool]

nicanary said:

I have been pondering why Gary is attempting to track and apprehend (if possible) Pat Phelan. Surely Pat is wanted by the authorities for murder - wouldn't it save Gary possible injury if he simply reported Phelan's whereabouts to Plod? Soap Plod always turn up within 5 minutes.

(Carla -yes
Michelle- yes
Maria - yes
Kate -yes
Alya-yes
Rana - yes
Sophie - yes
Rosie - with a gag
Eva - yes
Leannne - yes
Toyah - probably
Gemma - after 10 pints
Nicola - yes
Shona - if she had a bath
Liz - just for old time's sake)

Pickles - yes

EFA ;o)

[cuprabob]

nicanary said:

I have been pondering why Gary is attempting to track and apprehend (if possible) Pat Phelan. Surely Pat is wanted by the authorities for murder - wouldn't it save Gary possible injury if he simply reported Phelan's whereabouts to Plod? Soap Plod always turn up within 5 minutes.

(Carla -yes
Michelle- yes
Maria - yes
Kate -yes
Alya-yes
Rana - yes
Sophie - yes
Rosie - with a gag
Eva - yes
Leannne - yes
Toyah - probably
Gemma - after 10 pints
Nicola - yes
Shona - if she had a bath
Liz - just for old time's sake)

No Sarah-Louise Platt?

[STO]

cuprabob said:

nicanary said:

I have been pondering why Gary is attempting to track and apprehend (if possible) Pat Phelan. Surely Pat is wanted by the authorities for murder - wouldn't it save Gary possible injury if he simply reported Phelan's whereabouts to Plod? Soap Plod always turn up within 5 minutes.

(Carla -yes
Michelle- yes
Maria - yes
Kate -yes
Alya-yes
Rana - yes
Sophie - yes
Rosie - with a gag
Eva - yes
Leannne - yes
Toyah - probably
Gemma - after 10 pints
Nicola - yes
Shona - if she had a bath
Liz - just for old time's sake)

No Sarah-Louise Platt?

Or Tracy

[cuprabob]

STO said:

cuprabob said:

nicanary said:

I have been pondering why Gary is attempting to track and apprehend (if possible) Pat Phelan. Surely Pat is wanted by the authorities for murder - wouldn't it save Gary possible injury if he simply reported Phelan's whereabouts to Plod? Soap Plod always turn up within 5 minutes.

(Carla -yes
Michelle- yes
Maria - yes
Kate -yes
Alya-yes
Rana - yes
Sophie - yes
Rosie - with a gag
Eva - yes
Leannne - yes
Toyah - probably
Gemma - after 10 pints
Nicola - yes
Shona - if she had a bath
Liz - just for old time's sake)

No Sarah-Louise Platt?

Or Audrey

Maybe when she was in Rentaghost

As an aside, the Pat storyline concludes this week

[nicanary]

So many cast members these days, I'd forgotten some.

FYI - Sarah-Louise - yes.
Tracy - with her hands tied to the bed ( no ice picks or similar)

(Audrey's a bit old even for me, and Gail's ET impression would grate)

Blimey. just remembered - Bethany -yes.

Anna - yes, as long as her bandages were clean.

Sinead - yes.

Beth - if I was desperate.

[cuprabob]

nicanary said:

So many cast members these days, I'd forgotten some.

FYI - Sarah-Louise - yes.
Tracy - with her hands tied to the bed ( no ice picks or similar)

(Audrey's a bit old even for me, and Gail's ET impression would grate)

Blimey. just remembered - Bethany -yes.

Anna - yes, as long as her bandages were clean.

Sinead - yes.

Beth - if I was desperate.

Just remembered, Seb's mum too...

Probably easier to just say who you wouldn't do

[TheGreatSoprendo]

nicanary said:

So many cast members these days, I'd forgotten some.

FYI - Sarah-Louise - yes.
Tracy - with her hands tied to the bed ( no ice picks or similar)

(Audrey's a bit old even for me, and Gail's ET impression would grate)

Blimey. just remembered - Bethany -yes.

Anna - yes, as long as her bandages were clean.

Sinead - yes.

Beth - if I was desperate.

Beth - not even with yours

[ezi]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Hands up who would still have a go on Carla, even with a mustache

Until it fell off.

[nicanary]

I've lost track of the number of times Phelan has been hit on the head and survived. He must have a steel plate in there. As usual Gary misjudged the whole thing - he's lucky his mate inexplicably returned.

Like I said, what's wrong with just phoning the police?

[cuprabob]

nicanary said:

I've lost track of the number of times Phelan has been hit on the head and survived. He must have a steel plate in there. As usual Gary misjudged the whole thing - he's lucky his mate inexplicably returned.

Like I said, what's wrong with just phoning the police?

They are all busy over on CH4

[nicanary]

Oh dear, the old husband returns to find wife with one-night stand man. That's fresh and new. Weak idea, lazy writing.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

What's the crack this week? I expected an hour tonight, is it maybe 30 minutes a night with a double on Friday?

And Ryans bit of fluff, married? She looked about 16.

[cuprabob]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

What's the crack this week? I expected an hour tonight, is it maybe 30 minutes a night with a double on Friday?

And Ryans bit of fluff, married? She looked about 16.

Only 5 episodes this week, all at 9pm.

[Wacky Racer]

e30m3Mark said:

I'd forgotten about poor old Anna too. I'd hoped she might have been back in the cafe buttering her baps by now!

I'll butter Anna's baps any day of the week.....

[BrotherMouzone]

I love Phelan, but as mentioned before there is absolutely no need to bring him back so early. And especially with that ridiculous ‘baby WhatsApp group’ story line.

Other than that a pretty good episode.

[james_tigerwoods]

I thought that last night's episode was pretty weak and slow - there is a lot going on at once and there didn't seem to be enough time to do so sorry lines justice.

The "woman in the t-shirt" bit was also incredibly weak - I thought she was about 18 too. Married? Pah...

[pitboard]

Isn't Gary utterly useless? He made an appalling decision, then messed it up. I'm no expert in close combat, but I would have thought that a baseball bat was utterly useless in a caravan.
And, don't forget the he got battered to a pulp by a shortarsed hairdresser.
I'm compiling a list of who I hope Phelan takes with him in the upcoming denouement. It's rather long.

[Wacky Racer]

pitboard said:

Isn't Gary utterly useless? He made an appalling decision, then messed it up. I'm no expert in close combat, but I would have thought that a baseball bat was utterly useless in a caravan.
And, don't forget the he got battered to a pulp by a shortarsed hairdresser.

So much for British army close combat training. Maybe they don't do it anymore?

A rounders bat would have been much more use.

[ezi]

pitboard said:

Isn't Gary utterly useless? He made an appalling decision, then messed it up. I'm no expert in close combat, but I would have thought that a baseball bat was utterly useless in a caravan.
And, don't forget the he got battered to a pulp by a shortarsed hairdresser.
I'm compiling a list of who I hope Phelan takes with him in the upcoming denouement. It's rather long.

Don't forget when he got battered by Roy Cropper too

[Wacky Racer]

ezi said:

Don't forget when he got battered by Roy Cropper too

Indeed, Gary really needs to give up now.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUdVrPJ4Brg