The official PH Coronation Street thread

[iandc]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

What a miserable sniveling tt Chesney is.

...... but Soooo handsome. A real catch! Him and Gary should move in together and have scintillating nights in moaning at each other. Then Monkey Face could join them and turn it into a frowning competition!

[coppice]

Gary ...God above, but what a knuckle dragging , one trick pony he is . He has one (and only one ) trademark expression - shoulders hunched , head down and thrust forward , brows knitted and mouth pursed . The only trouble is that these are his sole reaction to any event - whether receiving a smack on the head or getting an exclusive view of Sarah's embonpoint...

[Front bottom]

Kevin Webster up to his old tricks again, diagnosing a faulty starter motor on Chesney's car, when the engine turned over very freely on the key.

Abi giving a second opinion that it was in fact a loose battery connection.

Oh dear. They wouldn't get any custom from me.

[Wacky Racer]

coppice said:

Gary ...God above, but what a knuckle dragging , one trick pony he is . He has one (and only one ) trademark expression - shoulders hunched , head down and thrust forward , brows knitted and mouth pursed . The only trouble is that these are his sole reaction to any event - whether receiving a smack on the head or getting an exclusive view of Sarah's embonpoint...

That's a new word I've learnt today....cheers.

[DSLiverpool]

Change the carb on a corsa - surely no Corsas ever had a carb?

[cuprabob]

DSLiverpool said:

Change the carb on a corsa - surely no Corsas ever had a carb?

That sprung into my mind too when I heard it but as it was Abi, I'll let her off

[JONSCZ]

cuprabob said:

DSLiverpool said:

Change the carb on a corsa - surely no Corsas ever had a carb?

That sprung into my mind too when I heard it but as it was Abi, I'll let her off

I'm sure I wasn't the only one googling that immediately after it ended. Turns out the early Opel Corsa ones did - https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/Classic-Weber-32tl-3-Carb...

[anonymous-user]

JONSCZ said:

cuprabob said:

DSLiverpool said:

Change the carb on a corsa - surely no Corsas ever had a carb?

That sprung into my mind too when I heard it but as it was Abi, I'll let her off

I'm sure I wasn't the only one googling that immediately after it ended. Turns out the early Opel Corsa ones did - https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/Classic-Weber-32tl-3-Carb...

We are all very sad Vauxhall Corsa carbs was probably trending last night
Abi in that skirt joking about going commando

[nicanary]

Wacky Racer said:

coppice said:

Gary ...God above, but what a knuckle dragging , one trick pony he is . He has one (and only one ) trademark expression - shoulders hunched , head down and thrust forward , brows knitted and mouth pursed . The only trouble is that these are his sole reaction to any event - whether receiving a smack on the head or getting an exclusive view of Sarah's embonpoint...

That's a new word I've learnt today....cheers.

For your enjoyment - decolletage..........

Abi's got great legs. We must see more of them.

[Wacky Racer]

nicanary said:

For your enjoyment - decolletage..........

Abi's got great legs. We must see more of them.

That's two new words today then...

Very educational thread this....when you log off you think to yourself That's taught me a lesson.

[iandc]

Wacky Racer said:

That's two new words today then...

Very educational thread this....when you log off you think to yourself That's taught me a lesson.

Like buying Playboy to only read the articles!

[RB Will]

Been watching It’ll be alright on the night over the weekend. They have shown a few Corrie bloopers. I think every episode should end with a gag reel now.

[nicanary]

Gary's clothes must be flimsies the way Sarah managed to kick and throw everything across the room.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

“Our souls are beautiful!” That really takes the cake!

[cuprabob]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

“Our souls are beautiful!” That really takes the cake!

El Kirko, is that you?

[nicanary]

The food fight was totally predictable and weak writing, but on the whole I enjoyed the christening reception. Steve and Tracy were good value as usual.

BTW when did Jan change from being Bulgarian to Polish?

[cuprabob]

Based on the nail bar, it looks as though a human trafficking storyline is on the way...

[tim0409]

Not sure if it has been mentioned but loan shark Rick is Tony Orpington’s brother in real life - fact!

[Wacky Racer]

tim0409 said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned but loan shark Rick is Tony Orpington’s brother in real life - fact!

Really?? Maybe he'll sign for County and scare the opposition to death..

[tim0409]

Wacky Racer said:

Really?? Maybe he'll sign for County and scare the opposition to death..

That should have read Tommy not Tony, but yes it’s true - Rick had a picture of him in his office.