Apprentice 2016 thread

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FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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Boo.

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

171 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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Played the gay adversity card with no-nonsense Sugar, big mistake, would probably still be there otherwise.

FourWheelDrift

88,550 posts

285 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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1 boy and 5 girls left.

Courtney Wood has.




Edited to add an extra 1, it's 5......5! Or 4 and one self proclaimed Tomboy.

Edited by FourWheelDrift on Friday 2nd December 11:42

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

206 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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Mr GrimNasty said:
Played the gay adversity card with no-nonsense Sugar, big mistake, would probably still be there otherwise.
Agreed. Cringed at that speech, his sexuality wasn't the reason he designed a st game.

Doofus

25,829 posts

174 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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FourWheelDrift said:
Courtney Wood has.
Naah. He's too frit.

TurboFan

120 posts

126 months

Thursday 1st December 2016
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Loved the way Dhillon and Sofiane took the piss out of the other teams game and yet theirs more st.

.....what the fk is the receptionist looking at?? Constantly looking at the same thing!

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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The part of the studio that the director tells her to.

Good to see they've bothered stumping up for one rather than just using 'the hand'

Bluedot

3,593 posts

108 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Target audience was 16-34 (something like that anyway) so both teams come up with games aimed at 6 year olds or families, only going to go one way from there.
I do wonder what they're expected to come up with though in such a limited amount of time and no experience. One team said at one point "we want flying saucers and planets and this and that", the designer replied "thats a lot for the amount of time we have", no st rolleyes
Thought Jessica was going to go again at the beginning of her presentation, she held it together well after that though. She comes across as a bit awkward trying to communicate with and doesn't know how to react when she is criticised sometimes doing a weird laugh or sarcastic reply.
Scratching my head trying to work out how Courtney is now the only bloke left, probably the wettest blanket we've had on the programme, he's been a very lucky boy and he must be living on borrowed time. Either that or he has some amazing business plan.




RichB

51,597 posts

285 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Vocal Minority said:
The part of the studio that the director tells her to.

Good to see they've bothered stumping up for one rather than just using 'the hand'
Shame they couldn't have glued the carpet down properly in the reception area.

RichB

51,597 posts

285 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Bluedot said:
Thought Jessica was going to go again at the beginning of her presentation, she held it together well after that though.
I'd say she desperately needs some presentation skills training. She's bloody useless in front of a crowd and that was even with a prompt card held in her hand. She cannot lead a business and crumble so easily every time she has to address an audience.



nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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RichB said:
Bluedot said:
Thought Jessica was going to go again at the beginning of her presentation, she held it together well after that though.
I'd say she desperately needs some presentation skills training. She's bloody useless in front of a crowd and that was even with a prompt card held in her hand. She cannot lead a business and crumble so easily every time she has to address an audience.
She seems to be the Operations Director for her PR company, so it's possible she has never found the need to do public speaking. I suppose it's a problem for the self-employed, because all major companies would give their senior staff some training in this sphere. Once you've done it a few times it comes more naturally.

RichB

51,597 posts

285 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Maybe (and it's true that bigger companies offer more opportunity to hone skills) but as operations director would she not address her staff? Even make a speech at her Christmas dinner? She just seems to crumble every time she is on centre stage, even when Sugar just asks her opinion.

Oakey

27,592 posts

217 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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She's like a fit, female David Brent. She looks easy on the eye but then she opens her mouth and it's cringeahoy

DSLiverpool

14,762 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Is Jessica`s surname Cunningham ? If so I have seen 95% of what she has got !

Oakey

27,592 posts

217 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
Is Jessica`s surname Cunningham ? If so I have seen 95% of what she has got !
Yeah that's right, she's an ex stripper?

DSLiverpool

14,762 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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Lol it IS her - http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/apprentice-... she got three £20 dances out of me not that long ago! (about 8 years)

Bluedot

3,593 posts

108 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
Is Jessica`s surname Cunningham ? If so I have seen 95% of what she has got !
So has most of the North it seems rolleyes

"And just a few years ago she was working as a stripper and pole dancer at venues across the north of England."




DSLiverpool

14,762 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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The 20 year old Jess was quite a sight, she was in Foxys in Liverpool about 4 times a month and wel worth it.

Piersman2

6,598 posts

200 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
Lol it IS her - http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/tv/apprentice-... she got three £20 dances out of me not that long ago! (about 8 years)
TBF - she has got the figure for it. smile

matchmaker

8,495 posts

201 months

Friday 2nd December 2016
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RichB said:
Would you like a cup of tea? Karren "NO Get on with it!"

Alright, no need to be rude... rolleyes
Rude ignorant bh.