Crap films you love for some weird reason ?

[PurpleAki]

R1gtr said:

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Hey baby! You ever been fked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Edited by PurpleAki on Thursday 13th April 17:18

[PurpleAki]

BigMon said:

Green Street is one that always makes me chuckle, particularly when one of them goes to find the firm on the other side of London and they meet in a pie and mash shop. Surprised they didn't chuck in a pearly king and queen too.

Hardman Hobbit. That's suspending disbelief a little too far for me.

[Trevatanus]

Jonmx said:

Most of mine have already been mentioned, Roadhouse, Tremors, Waterworld and Bond films. I'll add Commando (I love it, but it really is crap), Flight of the Navigator (No idea why I like it), and Dog Soldiers to the list. See below for why Dog soldiers is great.

I LOVE Dog Soliders..

[Lance Catamaran]

Trevatanus said:

Jonmx said:

Most of mine have already been mentioned, Roadhouse, Tremors, Waterworld and Bond films. I'll add Commando (I love it, but it really is crap), Flight of the Navigator (No idea why I like it), and Dog Soldiers to the list. See below for why Dog soldiers is great.

I LOVE Dog Soliders..

Oh my God my guts are hanging out!

Well let's put them back in then!



You're behind me, aren't you? I'LL fkING 'AV YA!!


Great film

[irish boy]

Loads. Bill and Teds bogus journey tho is probably the top of crap films I love.

[anonymous-user]

I am a massive fan of terrible 80's/90's action films.

Anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jean Claude van Damme, Stallone etc.

Raw Deal
Red Heat
The Running Man
Commando
The Joshua Tree
Rambo series
Universal Soldier
The Peacekeeper

Etc etc

I did used enjoy some of the dreadful early offerings of Steven Seagal such as Under Siege etc but he only managed a few years of good/crap films before they became utterly unwatchable.

[belleair302]

Crank, is well up there regarding dreadful but hugely watchable films. Utter tosh but a great way to waste nearly 2 hours.

[irocfan]

NinjaPower said:

I am a massive fan of terrible 80's/90's action films.

Anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jean Claude van Damme, Stallone etc.

Raw Deal
Red Heat
The Running Man
Commando
The Joshua Tree
Rambo series
Universal Soldier
The Peacekeeper

Etc etc

I did used enjoy some of the dreadful early offerings of Steven Seagal such as Under Siege etc but he only managed a few years of good/crap films before they became utterly unwatchable.

can we count "The Expendables" in this listing?

[brenflys777]

Split Second - Rutger Hauer and some Big, big fking guns.

Also Dog Soldiers 'I hope I give you the sts!'

[grumbledoak]

I see we've had Highlander, Robocop, and Rambo: First Blood now.

Great! It's the "Name any film" thread!
Battle Beyond the Stars

[irocfan]

brenflys777 said:

Split Second - Rutger Hauer and some Big, big fking guns.

talking of ol' rootbeer - I enjoyed his Blind Fury

[ESOG]

PurpleAki said:

Legend.

Tom Cruise fairy story.

But I love the Devil's character/outfit/make up etc. Brilliantly done.

I too like this film for the very same reason. As a kid I always thought the devil was really well done. Such a literal interpretation of the devil.

[Dick Dastardly]

Hard Target with Jean Claude Van Damme. Loads of gun fights and even a scene when he punches a snake in the face.

The 90s used to be full of great OTT cheese fest action movies like this. It was ace. Why did things have to change and the world grow up?

[mp3manager]

Flightplan

[anonymous-user]

Dick Dastardly said:

Hard Target with Jean Claude Van Damme. Loads of gun fights and even a scene when he punches a snake in the face.

The 90s used to be full of great OTT cheese fest action movies like this. It was ace. Why did things have to change and the world grow up?

I don't know, but it upsets me greatly.

Stuff like Total Recall and suchlike was absolute genius.

What do have these days? A remake of Total recall.

It seems everyone has run out of cheesy, steroid fuelled ideas for films.

[Lance Catamaran]

NinjaPower said:

Dick Dastardly said:

Hard Target with Jean Claude Van Damme. Loads of gun fights and even a scene when he punches a snake in the face.

The 90s used to be full of great OTT cheese fest action movies like this. It was ace. Why did things have to change and the world grow up?

I don't know, but it upsets me greatly.

Stuff like Total Recall and suchlike was absolute genius.

What do have these days? A remake of Total recall.

It seems everyone has run out of cheesy, steroid fuelled ideas for films.

They tried it with The Expendables and somehow made it incredibly boring

[dudleybloke]

Cobra.
Remo -unarmed and dangerous.
Gremloids.
For your height only.
Killer klowns from outer space.
Kentucky Fried Movie.
Underground comedy movie/Inappropriate comedy movie.
Re-animator.
Class of 1999.

[Patch1875]

Mutley said:

a very early Christian Slater film, Kuffs

That's a great film.

[Lance Catamaran]

Samurai Cop. Behold its glory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F030ByLNwjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveTYmcIvoE

[anonymous-user]

toastyhamster said:

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Clerks
Stripes (not sure this counts as crap?)

Stripes is great. John Candy, Shaun Young and Bill Murray cant go wrong.

Battleship is proper USA gung ho cheese too, great stuff.

When I was a young'un I went to see Damnation Alley a few times, proper crap but I loved it. Probably not many have heard of it.