Do you wear pants?

Poll: Do you wear pants?

Total Members Polled: 245

Never, I like my meat Free Range.: 3%
Always - I mean what if you pooped yourself?: 22%
Always - I like to be supported.: 63%
Most of the time.: 10%
Hardly ever.: 2%
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Rude-boy

Original Poster:

22,227 posts

233 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Inspired by the sock thread and a clip on some dating show the other day where the lady asked if the chap she was with wore pants or not.

So do you, or do you not?

Me - I always tend to ware them when wearing 'normal' clothes but they become a bit optional when wearing trakies or similar at home.

Foliage

3,861 posts

122 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Never wear them, saves on the washing.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Foliage said:
Never wear them, saves on the washing.
Surely it would increase the washing? You can't wear jeans or whatever 2 days running if you've gone commando. Plus the dry-cleaning bill for office trousers/suit would be sky-high. I don't believe any man doesn't have hygiene issues down there, unless you're Kim Jong-Un who apparently doesn't need to go to the crapper.

(I admit I'm 66 and dribble a tad......)

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Voted....always ,need supporting.

I own about a months worth of pants, that's 30 ish pairs.

Kermit power

28,647 posts

213 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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I'm relieved to see that 85% of people so far have voted for always!!

A quick flash from a nice young lady in a short skirt who has foregone coverage is a pleasing thought. A bloke with his knackers hanging down his leg in baggy shorts is the polar opposite!

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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PH gets weirder and weirder every day.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Voted....always ,need supporting.

I own about a months worth of pants, that's 30 ish pairs.
I WAS going to vote the same way. But I'm a cyclist, and you simply cannot wear undercrackers under padded shorts, so went with "most of the time".

I can't bear wearing trousers without pants. It just feels wrong. As for how many pairs? A five-pack does me for the regularly worn ones, plus a half dozen pairs of boxers, etc, which sit at the bottom of the drawer hardly worn. I can't foresee a situation where I couldn't wash a pair before the end of the week. If I'm away and run out of clean ones, most areas have a shop of some form or other that sells pants.

30 pairs??? Overkill, for sure... wink

Sheets Tabuer

18,961 posts

215 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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How can you let them hang free? when you get to MBH age they'll be hanging out the bottom of your knee length shorts.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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Sticky balls to your leg not nice

Neither are skid marks.

Wear pants.

P-Jay

10,565 posts

191 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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I wish I could, God blessed me with massive knackers (just the knackers sadly) and at the ripe old age of 39 I'd benefit from a scrotal lift. The surgeon who did my Snip commented on them, which was odd even by the standards of someone holding your spuds odd.

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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When I was at junior school it was only the boys from very poor homes that didn't wear underpants... The Tories really have ruined our lives! rolleyes

Kermit power

28,647 posts

213 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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P-Jay said:
I wish I could, God blessed me with massive knackers (just the knackers sadly) and at the ripe old age of 39 I'd benefit from a scrotal lift. The surgeon who did my Snip commented on them, which was odd even by the standards of someone holding your spuds odd.
When I had mine done, the doctor & nurse were chatting about the doc's plans to take his Morgan on a driving holiday through France and Italy the following summer, interrupted twice by "here's the little bit of tube I've cut out". I'd wager that's odder than him commenting on your nuts!! rofl

menguin

3,764 posts

221 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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I voted for always. What kind of monsters are we dealing with here? I would like to add a caveat - boxers, not pants. This isn't the 1920s.

Eddie Strohacker

3,879 posts

86 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Voted....always ,need supporting.

I own about a months worth of pants, that's 30 ish pairs.
I own seven pairs & a washing machine.

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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menguin said:
I voted for always. What kind of monsters are we dealing with here? I would like to add a caveat - boxers, not pants. This isn't the 1920s.
I don't find boxers at all supporting; mine are 'trunks' style. Budgie smugglers if you like.

menguin

3,764 posts

221 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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motco said:
I don't find boxers at all supporting; mine are 'trunks' style. Budgie smugglers if you like.
Well yeah, those ones I mean. Not parachute boxers but ones that are fitted. I never thought I'd be discussing this topic when joining PH I can tell you!

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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menguin said:
Well yeah, those ones I mean. Not parachute boxers but ones that are fitted. I never thought I'd be discussing this topic when joining PH I can tell you!
bks! There's another watershed for you! biggrin

menguin

3,764 posts

221 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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motco said:
bks! There's another watershed for you! biggrin
It's a story to tell my grandchildren, that's for sure hehe

So

26,287 posts

222 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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menguin said:
I voted for always. What kind of monsters are we dealing with here? I would like to add a caveat - boxers, not pants. This isn't the 1920s.
Nor is it 1985. Boxer briefs are the now.

menguin

3,764 posts

221 months

Wednesday 26th April 2017
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So said:
Nor is it 1985. Boxer briefs are the now.
Boxers in '85? For me it was all about nappies then biggrin