Love Island

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g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Monday 4th June 2018
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Hayley doesn't appear to be the quickest of cats.

Leonard Stanley

3,698 posts

105 months

Monday 4th June 2018
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CharlieH89 said:
Wife’s watching it so I am.
They seem a bit softer than last years.

Air hostess looks about 40 odd.
Certainly done a few rotations.

MrBarry123

6,028 posts

122 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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g3org3y said:
Hayley doesn't appear to be the quickest of cats.
Agreed. laugh

Me and my partner were watching it last night and we both laughed that Eyal chose her, especially given his supposed "spiritualness".

Apart from the voice, Dani seems nice enough. The guy she's partnered up with - Jack - also seems okay and, whilst I don't know why, I too like the fact he sells pens.

Laura, the air hostess... Oh dear.

Legend83

9,986 posts

223 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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Thought Niall and Jack seemed ok blokes, Adam nice to look at but fooking dull.

Dani seemed a nice girl and Hayley was harmless (she can jump on the bed with a bikini thong on as much as she wants) - guess they are hoping Laura will generate controversy this year.

As usual the funniest stuff was on Twitter.

Washed down with 5 glasses of strong Sangria it was bearable wink.

sinbaddio

2,375 posts

177 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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First time viewer, sadly I found it quite amusing.

I doubt I'll watch every night but I'll definitely have a gander from time to time.

Amusingly a mate of mine also sells pens, I suggested they should change the name of the show to Pen Island (checkout the .com site, not at work tho!)

robinessex

11,065 posts

182 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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Don't want to be rude, anyone bonking yet?

soxboy

6,272 posts

220 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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Watched this for the first time last night so that I know what everyone at work is on about.

Mrs SB and I are obviously getting old as we felt sorry for the doctor bloke, you would have thought having a job like that would be a very positive attribute but clearly the lack of tattoos was a turn off.

Legend83

9,986 posts

223 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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soxboy said:
Watched this for the first time last night so that I know what everyone at work is on about.

Mrs SB and I are obviously getting old as we felt sorry for the doctor bloke, you would have thought having a job like that would be a very positive attribute but clearly the lack of tattoos was a turn off.
I almost felt sorry for him. Then I remembered his VT where he claimed that a lot of his patients flirted with him - the likely reality being the grannies of Carmarthen saying "oooh, isn't he handsome" while they piss into a bag.

What a tit laugh.


mattyn1

5,761 posts

156 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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768 said:


Research. whistle
I can't believe a TV programme is as st as you all say. I am going to look for myself tonight!

Legend83

9,986 posts

223 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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mattyn1 said:
I can't believe a TV programme is as st as you all say. I am going to look for myself tonight!
The girls are not a patch on last year's.

sc0tt

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18,054 posts

202 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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Legend83 said:
The girls are not a patch on last year's.
Agreed

robinessex

11,065 posts

182 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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I think it would be fairer if the guys had to wear thongs as well !!

ReaperCushions

6,037 posts

185 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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sc0tt said:
Legend83 said:
The girls are not a patch on last year's.
Agreed
Wierdly they seem to have gone for doppelgangers of a few of them (Liv, Georgia and Amber all from last season seem to have reappeared)

Still, remember this is only the first batch, they'll introduce at least another 10/15 more people as the show goes on.

e30m3Mark

16,205 posts

174 months

Tuesday 5th June 2018
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My step daughter is watching it. My god these people are thick. I want to punch the tt with the curly hair.

robinessex

11,065 posts

182 months

Wednesday 6th June 2018
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Male requirement to appear. Set of synthetic teeth, orange suntan, funny haircut. Tattoos. Ability to talk bks optional. IQ < 5. Ditto the girls, displaying of boobies optional

e30m3Mark

16,205 posts

174 months

Wednesday 6th June 2018
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I couldn't believe Mr Ego (who's abs are to die for apparently) is only 22. I've seldom seen such arrogance in one individual.

jcremonini

2,100 posts

168 months

Wednesday 6th June 2018
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If they edited out the word 'like' from each episode they'd get it down to half an hour I reckon.

Challo

10,166 posts

156 months

Wednesday 6th June 2018
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e30m3Mark said:
My step daughter is watching it. My god these people are thick. I want to punch the tt with the curly hair.
I was thinking exactly the same last night. No wonder that doctor said he feels like he doesn't fit in. Trying to have a normal conversation about anything must be a struggle.

e30m3Mark

16,205 posts

174 months

Wednesday 6th June 2018
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Challo said:
e30m3Mark said:
My step daughter is watching it. My god these people are thick. I want to punch the tt with the curly hair.
I was thinking exactly the same last night. No wonder that doctor said he feels like he doesn't fit in. Trying to have a normal conversation about anything must be a struggle.
He should rejoice in being nothing like them!

I imagine someone will cling to Danny Dyers daughter as a bit of a media springboard for the 3 seconds of fame after the series ends. Mr Abs maybe?

Legend83

9,986 posts

223 months

Wednesday 6th June 2018
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Challo said:
I was thinking exactly the same last night. No wonder that doctor said he feels like he doesn't fit in. Trying to have a normal conversation about anything must be a struggle.
Wonder if he might click with Rosie the solicitor?
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