What's the worst film you ever saw at the cinema?

What's the worst film you ever saw at the cinema?

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KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

175 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Gotta agree with Arrival.

Seems they took the opening couple of chapters of a really good book, you know where they set the history and premise of the really good stuff to come, but forgot to actually make the interesting stuff of the story.

They could have made the whole thing into the opening 15 minutes of a much better movie. Not the best 30 odd quid I've spent.

Legacywr

12,127 posts

188 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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gavsdavs said:
Geffg said:
Traffic with Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta jones in. It was all hyped up so went the cinema and its the only time I've seen people get up and walk out on a film. I had to stay to the end because I thought something good is going to happen and come together, but no, just absolute rubbish.
Were you expecting a modern day version of "The jewel of the Nile" crossed with "Entrapment" ?
Yeah, I would have been disappointed too.

It's a good film - it's social commentary.
The Ch4 series was much better!

Legacywr

12,127 posts

188 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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I found Inception incredibly tedious.

gavsdavs

1,203 posts

126 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Legacywr said:
gavsdavs said:
Geffg said:
Traffic with Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta jones in. It was all hyped up so went the cinema and its the only time I've seen people get up and walk out on a film. I had to stay to the end because I thought something good is going to happen and come together, but no, just absolute rubbish.
Were you expecting a modern day version of "The jewel of the Nile" crossed with "Entrapment" ?
Yeah, I would have been disappointed too.

It's a good film - it's social commentary.
The Ch4 series was much better!
I'm a sucker for Steven Soderberg movies and Benicio Del Toro smile

Beati Dogu

8,891 posts

139 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Natural Born Killers is the only film I remember wanting to walk out on. It was in a multiplex and I was considering gate crashing one of the other films instead. The only reason I didn't was that I was with a group of people.


Legacywr said:
I found Inception incredibly tedious.
I've tried to watch it twice, but got so bored I had to stop.

Nothingtoseehere

7,379 posts

154 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Legacywr said:
I found Inception incredibly tedious.
I thought it was just me.
Bored the crap out of me.

Black can man

31,838 posts

168 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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KrazyIvan said:
Gotta agree with Arrival.

Seems they took the opening couple of chapters of a really good book, you know where they set the history and premise of the really good stuff to come, but forgot to actually make the interesting stuff of the story.

They could have made the whole thing into the opening 15 minutes of a much better movie. Not the best 30 odd quid I've spent.
I agree , bloody awful

mko9

2,361 posts

212 months

Wednesday 26th July 2017
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Nothingtoseehere said:
I know I'm on my own here but,
Reservoir Dogs.
To this day I just don't get the hype.
As I recollect, Reservoir Dogs was interesting, but Pulp Fiction was crap. Then after sitting though Kill Bill 1 & 2, I completely gave up on Quentin Tarantino. Everything he does seems like overhyped, unimaginative crap. The only good film work he has ever done was getting his head blown off in a toilet in Desperado.

paul99

800 posts

243 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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mko9 said:
As I recollect, Reservoir Dogs was interesting, but Pulp Fiction was crap. Then after sitting though Kill Bill 1 & 2, I completely gave up on Quentin Tarantino. Everything he does seems like overhyped, unimaginative crap. The only good film work he has ever done was getting his head blown off in a toilet in Desperado.
Tarantino isn't for everyone, I think Pulp Fiction is brilliant but very much of its era when watched nowadays. I also love Kill Bill, especially 1 purely as it's meant to be a homage to Tarantino's favorite Kung fu films.
He's one of the few directors who seems to get some artistic license and take some risks which is refreshing, especially when you see corporate driven garbage like Prometheus which just destroys the legacy of once great directors.

Jonesy23

4,650 posts

136 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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I think I've been reasonably lucky (or I've got a high pain/boredom threshold) but I couldn't really think of anything that stood out.

Then I remembered Fair Game (1995) and what an utter pile of st that was. Looking back I'm not even sure why I would have watched it, I guess it seemed the best choice that week or maybe I didn't choose it. William Baldwin on the poster should have set off an alarm, Cindy Crawford too should have added turned the alarm up to 11.

It looks like it bombed so apparently it wasn't just me who hated it.

thebraketester

14,227 posts

138 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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Storage 24. It was so bad we were all howling with laugher in part . Good job the cinema was empty....

jdw100

4,114 posts

164 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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The One....featuring Jet Li.

I still kick myself now for not walking out after the first 15 minutes.

200Plus Club

10,752 posts

278 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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Carry on Columbus. With Julian Clary. Nuff said.

Birdman is a close second. Hyped to buggery but mind numbing.


cerb4.5lee

30,585 posts

180 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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mko9 said:
Pulp Fiction was crap.
This was a classic example for me because I believed all the hype and went to the cinema to see it and all the way through I was hoping it would get better and it never did, I did stay for the duration but it was a real struggle and still to this day I can't stand that film.

Maybe I should watch it again now I'm older but I doubt I'd find it any more interesting.

SpudLink

5,784 posts

192 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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jdw100 said:
The One....featuring Jet Li.

I still kick myself now for not walking out after the first 15 minutes.
‘The One’ is not the worst Jet Li film. Try ‘Unleashed’. Bob Hoskins keeps Jet Li as a sort of attack dog on a lead.

ReallyReallyGood

1,622 posts

130 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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Ali G The Movie.

What was I thinking.

Fastchas

2,646 posts

121 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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So much hate for Arrival yet I enjoyed it (not at the flicks though).
Gets 8.0 on IMDb as well so can't be all that bad!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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Tropic Thunder is the only one me (& my wife) have walked out of. Ben Stiller is not a funny man - we knew that going in so why we thought we'd enjoy it is beyond us.

Another couple followed us out too.

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

134 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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Bringing Out The Dead.

Still laugh about it today as tedious, depressing and unresolved an afternoon as you could want.

Worst thing was is I had been entrusted a plant to water during the screening, so had that nightmare (was lopsided)

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

164 months

Thursday 27th July 2017
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The Davinci Code it still makes my teeth itch thinking about it.
Someone mentioned Pulp Fiction and I never saw it on the big screen but on TV its become a bit of a classic and very watchable.