What's the worst film you ever saw at the cinema?

What's the worst film you ever saw at the cinema?

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RBH58

969 posts

136 months

Sunday 8th October 2017
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I couldn’t even think of seeing The Human Centipede after reading the synopsis.

coppice

8,619 posts

145 months

Sunday 8th October 2017
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So many terrible films in a lifetime of a cinema addict...One that would come very near the top would be that overhyped tat, The Wicker Man . It had a budget of £2-99 and none of it was spent on a decent scriptwriter; the acting was by numbers (but Woodward and Lee did the best they could ) and the film was a cheap as chips support film (in the days when you got the main feature and a warm up ). It was disposable , forgettable pap until some slacker saw it on afternoon telly when they should have been at lectures and , with aid of a spliff , convinced themselves it was art. It wasn't.

Lance Catamaran

24,985 posts

228 months

Sunday 8th October 2017
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coppice said:
So many terrible films in a lifetime of a cinema addict...One that would come very near the top would be that overhyped tat, The Wicker Man . It had a budget of £2-99 and none of it was spent on a decent scriptwriter; the acting was by numbers (but Woodward and Lee did the best they could ) and the film was a cheap as chips support film (in the days when you got the main feature and a warm up ). It was disposable , forgettable pap until some slacker saw it on afternoon telly when they should have been at lectures and , with aid of a spliff , convinced themselves it was art. It wasn't.
When I started reading this I was agreeing and trying to think of a bee pun, but the original version!?

NDA

21,593 posts

226 months

Sunday 8th October 2017
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coppice said:
So many terrible films in a lifetime of a cinema addict...One that would come very near the top would be that overhyped tat, The Wicker Man . It had a budget of £2-99 and none of it was spent on a decent scriptwriter; the acting was by numbers (but Woodward and Lee did the best they could ) and the film was a cheap as chips support film (in the days when you got the main feature and a warm up ). It was disposable , forgettable pap until some slacker saw it on afternoon telly when they should have been at lectures and , with aid of a spliff , convinced themselves it was art. It wasn't.
Nooooooooooo!

And no a bit more.

I love the original Wicker Man - one of my favourites.


AstonZagato

12,712 posts

211 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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NDA said:
coppice said:
So many terrible films in a lifetime of a cinema addict...One that would come very near the top would be that overhyped tat, The Wicker Man . It had a budget of £2-99 and none of it was spent on a decent scriptwriter; the acting was by numbers (but Woodward and Lee did the best they could ) and the film was a cheap as chips support film (in the days when you got the main feature and a warm up ). It was disposable , forgettable pap until some slacker saw it on afternoon telly when they should have been at lectures and , with aid of a spliff , convinced themselves it was art. It wasn't.
Nooooooooooo!

And no a bit more.

I love the original Wicker Man - one of my favourites.
Was that anything to do with Britt Ekland dancing naked though?

kurt535

3,559 posts

118 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Have we already mentioned Die Hard 1,2,3,4,5, etc etc. especially the bit where he swims in radioactive water.......

TheGuru

744 posts

102 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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La La Land. - the only movie I've actually just got up ad walked out from. Over-hyped, self-indulgent Hollywood ste. And I love musicals more than a gay man.

ESOG

1,705 posts

159 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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THE HAPPENING!! with mark wahlberg, a film by M. Night Shamalyan

Holy st, what an AWFUL AWFUL film!!

Shenanigans

2,964 posts

190 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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Bruno..... Disappointed in myself that I parted cash to watch it.

steveL98

1,090 posts

181 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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kurt535 said:
Have we already mentioned Die Hard 1,2,3,4,5, etc etc. especially the bit where he swims in radioactive water.......
wtf!! Die Hard 1 and 2 totally rock!!


coppice

8,619 posts

145 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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TheGuru said:
La La Land. - the only movie I've actually just got up ad walked out from. Over-hyped, self-indulgent Hollywood ste. And I love musicals more than a gay man.
Loathe musicals but just loved this ! But forget the hype label-every single film is hyped, or publicised to use a less judgemental term. That's (retch) the business we call show. And hype is the term invariably assigned to a film one doesn't like . God knows, Skyfall was awash with publicity but nobody who enjoyed it ever said it was overhyped . Cue somebody who did ...