Weird Secret crush's from TV

[Tycho]

Pistom said:

PositronicRay said:

Generally it's women in wellies, country file is always a good fix, as are outside news broadcasts during the wintry months.

There was a great clip of Carol Vordermann, back in the days she actually looked attractive.

She was in a short skirt with wellies and she fell over in the mud. She then got up and fell over again.

I just searched for that on Youtube. I'm now extremely confused by some of the results... lots of slime involved!

[marcosgt]

Pistom said:

I thought this was about weird and secret

I put forward

I can't make up my mind if she's a weird crush or not.

She's got a very hard face, but then again, she's really quite attractive!

Maybe it's just us!

M

[Pistom]

Dog Star said:

Pistom said:

Do celebrity wives count?

Lordy Lordy! Who’s that?

Sheila Dibnah. Fred's last wife before he passed away.

The poor lass was accused of gold digging but Fred didn't leave that much behind.

She'd certainly be welcome to my assets.

[jas xjr]

TVR Moneypit said:

Anita Rani

she is as thick as mince

[ben5575]

Fastchas said:

'Boomer' from Wentworth...

Frankie. In that uniform. With her girlfriend.

Sorry, got distracted

PositronicRay said:

I try to imagine Louise Lear in stout shoes

Although I'm not sure I want to know when you're imagining that though...

Not suggesting that fancying somebody intelligent is weird, but we haven't had Prof Alice Roberts, Xanthé Mallett and Victoria Coren (for a couple of reasons) yet.

[nicanary]

marcosgt said:

Pistom said:

I thought this was about weird and secret

I put forward

I can't make up my mind if she's a weird crush or not.

She's got a very hard face, but then again, she's really quite attractive!

Maybe it's just us!

M

Take away her Roman nose, and she's quite attractive. I don't think this one counts.

[schmunk]

marcosgt said:

Pistom said:

I thought this was about weird and secret

I put forward

I can't make up my mind if she's a weird crush or not.

She's got a very hard face, but then again, she's really quite attractive!

Maybe it's just us!

M

I don't know who she is, but:

[lucido grigio]

schmunk said:

I don't know who she is, but:
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Caroline Hawley ,antique auctioneer ,regular on Bargain hunt and similar shows.

[Pistom]

nicanary said:

marcosgt said:

Pistom said:

I thought this was about weird and secret

I put forward

I can't make up my mind if she's a weird crush or not.

She's got a very hard face, but then again, she's really quite attractive!

Maybe it's just us!

M

Take away her Roman nose, and she's quite attractive. I don't think this one counts.

I'm doing this wrong. I'm putting forward the unconventionally attractive.

Others are just using pictures of fit women.

The Roman nose and hard face are the things that make her not an obvious choice.

I've got something old and unused I'd like her opinion on.

I'd probably be disappointed with her valuation though.

[paul789]

Gina Miller

[LordLoveLength]

TVR Moneypit said:

And whilst I'm on about mental chicks, I'll add Bjork to my list, both when she was younger in the Sugercubes and as she is now.

[C0ffin D0dger]

Aside from the plasticine horse this thread has really failed to deliver, posting that you have secret crushes on naturally attractive people on the TV really isn't the theme of the thread. Must try harder

Even the thread title annoys me, it's "crushes" not "crush's"



Anyway I give you:

[V8mate]

Dobby.



No, you fking, idiot, *this* Dobbyy!

[Zippee]

Not sure if this counts but Jeannette manrarra from strictly. Not instantly stunning and has more than a little of the mental about her....

[schmunk]

C0ffin D0dger said:

Anyway I give you:

Didn't his brother die last week?

[CAPP0]

boxst said:

And, erm, Bonnie Langford:

I was expecting a latter-day Ms Langford to disappoint. However:

[schmunk]

jas xjr said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Anita Rani

she is as thick as mince

Her attendance at (the, at the time, selective private school) Bradford Girls' Grammar followed by University of Leeds suggests not...

[dudleybloke]

Commander Makara from Star Fleet (X-bomber).

[Shilvers]

C0ffin D0dger said:

Anyway I give you:

I think he's great on Have I Got News For You.....

[Mcphisto]

V8mate said:

Dobby.



No, you fking, idiot, *this* Dobbyy!

I done her on page 2 of this thread but a pics always nice, another from peep show Olivia Colman......Too conventionally pretty to be considered a Borderline Boiler maybe?