Weird Secret crush's from TV

[4x4Tyke]

marcosgt said:

Is Nigella Lawson a 'Weird Crush"?

My wife and a female friend of mine both think she's horrible, but I can't agree!



M

Nothing weird about Nigella, as hot as f... normally, but wth has she done to her mouth in that picture.

Deep down, your wife and female friends hate the competition.


What about Jessica Rabbit?

[Megaflow]

4x4Tyke said:

marcosgt said:

Is Nigella Lawson a 'Weird Crush"?

My wife and a female friend of mine both think she's horrible, but I can't agree!



M

Nothing weird about Nigella, as hot as f... normally, but wth has she done to her mouth in that picture.

Deep down, your wife and female friends hate the competition.


What about Jessica Rabbit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I



Funnily enough, I was just about to suggest Jessica Rabbit after reading the Caramel Bunny line.

[Easternlight]

Legacywr said:

When I was a young teen, I give you... Blue Peter’s Lesley Judd...

Ah yes remember her well, always called her Lesley Jutt, as I recall she usually went bra less and had nipples like bullets!
Looking at a later picture she still appears quite liberated!

[schmunk]

BeastieBoy73 said:

marcosgt said:

But how is that weird?

M

The tom boy and tattoo look isn't for everyone...

Tomboy? With those big fake boobs?

[Nik da Greek]

Megaflow said:

Funnily enough, I was just about to suggest Jessica Rabbit after reading the Caramel Bunny line.

Well... I would settle for Jessica. But I'd be thinking of Lola Bunny

[WindyCommon]

Troubleatmill said:

marcosgt said:

Can't imagine how anyone could consider.....Helen Baxendale 'wierd crush' material.

Once upon a long ago, I took a lady I was really wanting to impress to an alternative theatre.

Helen Blaxendale was starring ( before she was famous ).

I thought the audience was a bid odd, as it wasn't what I would describe as typical theatre goers.

Just a load of dirty old men.


I didn't have long to wait, Helen, and her co-stars came onto the set stark bk naked and acted in the nudey for 2 and a bit hours.

Dirty old men - happy as fk.
My date - not so happy at my choice
Me. Play was very well done, dirty old me chugging one out soured the romance, my date - never heard from again.


Even although a lot of the play was in the nude, it was very well acted, and you didn't think about the nudity after the first 3 minutes.

Did you mean “dirty old me”, or “dirty old men”?

Quite a difference that one letter can make.

[BeastieBoy73]

schmunk said:

BeastieBoy73 said:

marcosgt said:

But how is that weird?

M

The tom boy and tattoo look isn't for everyone...

Tomboy? With those big fake boobs?

Was thinking more of the shaved hair but yes, you make a very valid point.

[marcosgt]

BeastieBoy73 said:

schmunk said:

BeastieBoy73 said:

marcosgt said:

But how is that weird?

M

The tom boy and tattoo look isn't for everyone...

Tomboy? With those big fake boobs?

Was thinking more of the shaved hair but yes, you make a very valid point.

Can't see that from that photo

Doesn't do it for me, but she seems fairly conventionally attractive in a "Redneck"/"Trailerparktrash" way.

M

[marcosgt]

Megaflow said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

OK - Definitely not weird then.... withdrawn.

M

[marcosgt]

WindyCommon said:

Troubleatmill said:

Play was very well done, dirty old me chugging one out soured the romance, my date - never heard from again.

Did you mean “dirty old me”, or “dirty old men”?

Quite a difference that one letter can make.

I assumed that's what soured the romance!

M

[Mexman]

Debra Stephenson does it for me, gorgeous MILF.
I would be a happy man, just for one hour with her....

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Mexman said:

Debra Stephenson does it for me, gorgeous MILF.
I would be a happy man, just for one hour with her....

You'd have to get past me, I have had a crush on her for as long as I can remember

[tumble dryer]

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Mexman said:

Debra Stephenson does it for me, gorgeous MILF.
I would be a happy man, just for one hour with her....

You'd have to get past me, I have had a crush on her for as long as I can remember

Weird people, weird!

(She's de-lish.)

[straight dad]

I'll just leave this here:

[Doofus]

straight dad said:

I'll just leave this here:

What, on the stairs? Where somebody is going to trip over it!?

You are my wife AICMFP

[Little Pete]

+1 Sophie Raworth
Lynda Bellingham in OXO ads
Alison Janney from West Wing
Celia Imrie
Susie Blake

[Doofus]

Little Pete said:

Lynda Bellingham in OXO ads

Mentioning the OXO ads suggests that you don't know that she did porn when she was younger.

[Little Pete]

Doofus said:

Mentioning the OXO ads suggests that you don't know that she did porn when she was younger.

I did not know that! I don’t know if I fancy her more or less now

[Doofus]

Little Pete said:

I did not know that! I don’t know if I fancy her more or less now

It was 1970s porn, so you have to like furry women...

[shep1001]

have we had Connie Beauchamp aka Amanda Mealing??