Weird Secret crush's from TV

[Biker 1]

fatjon said:

Johnspex said:

Christina Trevanion.

Yup

I saw her the other day on telly - she had gone blond & had either consumed a massive quantity of pies, or was up the duff(????) Posh totty antiques expert - what's not to like?

[Willy Nilly]

mp3manager said:

Ok...I'll have Roisin Conarty then.

Good work.

Put me down for pink haired nightmare, Nicki Minaj

[Dog Star]

Willy Nilly said:

Good work.

Put me down for pink haired nightmare, Nicki Minaj

She's not weird! She's top flight, big arsed crumpet!



May I also nominate Amy Schumer - there's something a bit "council" looking about her....

[Evangelion]

I always had a thing for Catherine Souton on Antiques Roadshow. Whenever she appeared in one of those flimsy summer dresses, I would fantasise that she was wearing absolutely nothing underneath it.



And on the subject of antiques experts, what about Kate Bateman?

[Biker 1]

Evangelion said:

I always had a thing for Catherine Souton on Antiques Roadshow. Whenever she appeared in one of those flimsy summer dresses, I would fantasise that she was wearing absolutely nothing underneath it.

Catherine Southon has got VERY nice legs. I saw her just yesterday on Put your Money Where your Mouth is: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03tx1lj/put...
At one point I was drooling - nice shoes, short dress & nylons.....

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

I think many are missing the 'weird' bit of the title.

'May I nominate Natalie Portman Kylie Minogue and Mila Kunis as my weird crush's'

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Dog Star said:

Willy Nilly said:

Good work.

Put me down for pink haired nightmare, Nicki Minaj

She's not weird! She's top flight, big arsed crumpet!



May I also nominate Amy Schumer - there's something a bit "council" looking about her....

That's more Moose knuckle than camel toe

[Jack Mansfield]

Think this has gone far enough!