Goblin Works Garage on Quest

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Simes205

4,539 posts

228 months

Friday 6th September 2019
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Tony427 said:
DippedHeadlights said:
I've given up totally with this formulaic ad filled annoying nonsense - which applies to pretty much everything on Quest.
The future is Youtube, that's the only place I watch car stuff now - because there is so much of it and it is so good - and honest.
If you haven't dipped your toe there yet start with Project Binky
Other favourites of mine include Hoovies garage and Weston Champlin for some authentic Mid west truck spannering. After binge watching Barn Find Hunter I have promised myself a visit and a mooch around the dry states for a British classic.
All good plus

Harry’s Garage and now Harrys farm.
An

robinessex

11,058 posts

181 months

Friday 6th September 2019
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Jazzy Jag said:
Why the flying F would Ducati "commission" him to build a hill climb bike from a Scrambler, when they already make the Hypermotard?
Probably made it up.

Cledus Snow

2,091 posts

188 months

Saturday 7th September 2019
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Err... so one of the presenters has told me via Facebook that I should probably just not watch the show.

Did I win..?

1602Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Saturday 7th September 2019
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Cledus Snow said:
Err... so one of the presenters has told me via Facebook that I should probably just not watch the show.

Did I win..?
Have they blocked you?

I called them out on claiming credit for other people's (awful) work and they've blocked me on all related pages.

Steve126

301 posts

183 months

Thursday 12th September 2019
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The Mustang looked quite nice. Well, it did until they started working on it.

I wish someone would explain to them that sometimes less is more and one of those times is when you are thinking of folding up some aluminium and riveting it to your boot lid.

Lucky that yet again they managed to "sell" it to someone they know, I'll look forward to all of these cars they have sold coming up for sale at the same time at the end of the series.

Because of the age of the car they finally have a reason to be driving one of their cars on the public roads without an MOT although the DVLA still think its red.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 13th September 2019
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Steve126 said:
The Mustang looked quite nice. Well, it did until they started working on it.

I wish someone would explain to them that sometimes less is more and one of those times is when you are thinking of folding up some aluminium and riveting it to your boot lid.

Lucky that yet again they managed to "sell" it to someone they know, I'll look forward to all of these cars they have sold coming up for sale at the same time at the end of the series.

Because of the age of the car they finally have a reason to be driving one of their cars on the public roads without an MOT although the DVLA still think its red.
Not just me that did an MoT check then laugh
What was going on with that bike too ?!

Biker 1

7,729 posts

119 months

Friday 13th September 2019
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Grahamdub said:
What was going on with that bike too ?!
I believe it was a Yamaha MT07. Normally has around 70BHP. Apparenlty they turbo charged it & added NOS, so power was upped to 170BHP. Wonder how long the engine will last before going pop, or perhaps the gearbox, clutch, etc. Then they put on some drag-race swing arm. Advertising gimmick for Yamaha Europe - I can't really see the point. As for the unfinished fairing - what a joke....

Jazzy Jag

3,422 posts

91 months

Friday 13th September 2019
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Biker 1 said:
Grahamdub said:
What was going on with that bike too ?!
I believe it was a Yamaha MT07. Normally has around 70BHP. Apparenlty they turbo charged it & added NOS, so power was upped to 170BHP. Wonder how long the engine will last before going pop, or perhaps the gearbox, clutch, etc. Then they put on some drag-race swing arm. Advertising gimmick for Yamaha Europe - I can't really see the point. As for the unfinished fairing - what a joke....
When the engine goes pop, they can claim that they had to buy it off of Yamaha and make a whole new episode about having to build it and sell it to a friend for £40k.

hehe

Steve126

301 posts

183 months

Friday 13th September 2019
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As much as I still enjoy this terrible programme, there are two things about it that drive me mad and that I'm surprised nobody else has commented on.

The first is when Helen is on her own doing a piece to camera about the car or the importance of the reputation of their business that doesn't exist, she has a habit of waving her hands around in front of her as if they were being operated by a puppeteer on a platform above. Once you've noticed it, you can't ignore it.

The second is the way Jimmy goes "Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoooooooooooooooooo" every time he is happy about something. Unfortunately this programme seems to make him very happy.

Edited by Steve126 on Friday 13th September 14:05

Biker 1

7,729 posts

119 months

Friday 13th September 2019
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Steve126 said:
As much as I still enjoy this terrible programme, there are two thinks about it that drive me mad and that I'm surprised nobody else has commented on.

The first is when Helen is on her own doing a piece to camera about the car or the importance of the reputation of their business that doesn't exist, she has a habit of waving her hands around in front of her as if they were being operated by a puppeteer on a platform above. Once you've noticed it, you can't ignore it.

The second is the way Jimmy goes "Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoooooooooooooooooo" every time he his happy about something. Unfortunately this programme seems to make him very happy.
Funny you should mention that - I thought it was just me! And as for his fking tt beard - either have a proper beard, or shave, but this halfway house bks is ste.

robinessex

11,058 posts

181 months

Friday 13th September 2019
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A drag race that results in a seized engine? How can ‘flooring it’ so hard cause that? bks. The ‘you broke it, so you own’ doesn’t hold water. Why not offer to fix the engine? It’s supposed to be a racing car, what you supposed to do with, just polish and clean it? Then. arguing about buying the car, apparently their reputation was in jeopardy. Surprise, surprise, you haven’t got one. So, engine out, Jimmy reveals a V8 engine has 2 rows of 4 cylinders in V8 form. No kidding!! Engine stripped, big end bearing failure. Must say it’s the weirdest looking big end bearing shell I’ve seen, looks more like a combined bearing and thrust face. Cause, in my opinion, either semi knackerd engine in the first place, an oil issue, starvation, pump failure. Jimmy’s 500° engine temp estimate was complete bks, so was his explanation of what the bearings do as well. No attempt at measuring the cranks bearings to see if they’re ok. Maybe a new set of shells, thorough engine cleanout check out the oil system and it would’ve been good to go. At the most, a crank re-grind. Oh no, the Goblin experts decree a new engine for £7,000!!

Onwards, super stylist/designer tattoo lady draws out her ideas, and we get? A hood scoop, and bloody awful looking, (non) aerodynamic boot spoiler. Their own work? The engine turned dash board. You can buy that stuff ready done, just cut it out! A st rear spoiler, that’s going to improve the handing on a 50yr old car with leaf spring rear suspension!! The hood scoop appeared out of nowhere. Then £7,000 engine arrives. For a bog standard engine? Quick look at Ebay reveals they were ripped off. Didn’t see it fitted. Tried to start it with a knackered battery, mini drama. ‘A good job guys’ according to Jimmy, when finishing up. What, bolting an engine in? Then it’s off to be re-painted, by someone else again. Appears later painted, and with a new front (ugly) bumper. New seats. Tattoo lady goes to a powder coating company with wheels, and ‘does a bit’. Goes to Ford meet, and sell for £47,000. To suspect fake buyer.

PS. Ignored the bike bit annoying and irrelevant.

So, actual interesting PH enthusiast content. Zero.

Biker 1

7,729 posts

119 months

Friday 13th September 2019
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bowbowbow Excellent rant sir!!!!

RC1807

12,532 posts

168 months

Saturday 14th September 2019
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Biker 1 said:
bowbowbow Excellent rant sir!!!!
I record them, fast forward through most of it, then laugh when the items are sold to mates for silly money.
This isn't a business with any reputation.
Well, OK, it has a st rep!

Jazzy Jag

3,422 posts

91 months

Saturday 14th September 2019
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RC1807 said:
Biker 1 said:
bowbowbow Excellent rant sir!!!!
I record them, fast forward through most of it, then laugh when the items are sold to mates for silly money.
This isn't a business with any reputation.
Well, OK, it has a st rep!
Even if it were a business, it would be bankrupt very quickly.

IIRC they bought the Mustang for £30k (?)
Sold it for £47.

So for wow factor "made" £17K

minus. 7000 for the engine
Minus the cost of the paint job, powder coating, materials, oils and consumables, an additional seat, transportation costs, etc.

And you aren't left with enough gross profit to pay 3 people's wages and overheads.

Business, my arse.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Saturday 14th September 2019
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I watched about 20 mins of the BMW episode last night and ended up turning it off, just utter dross.

suffolk009

5,395 posts

165 months

Sunday 15th September 2019
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Would anybody on here, spending their own money, ever consider hiring them to build something for you?

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 15th September 2019
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suffolk009 said:
Would anybody on here, spending their own money, ever consider hiring them to build something for you?
Maybe a wheelbarrow, that I didn't really want to use, with a budget of £20.

Richard-390a0

2,257 posts

91 months

Monday 16th September 2019
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suffolk009 said:
Would anybody on here, spending their own money, ever consider hiring them to build something for you?
Only if they had to team up with Mario & Bernie of Classic Car Rescue for a truely sh*t job!!!!

niva441

2,005 posts

231 months

Monday 16th September 2019
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Richard-390a0 said:
suffolk009 said:
Would anybody on here, spending their own money, ever consider hiring them to build something for you?
Only if they had to team up with Mario & Bernie of Classic Car Rescue for a truely sh*t job!!!!
That might actually be an improvement and unleash its true comedy potential

SydneyBridge

8,604 posts

158 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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The volvo looks absolutely lovely in its original condition.
What the hell are they going to do to it...