Married at first sight. C4

[PositronicRay]

Mikebentley said:

Were they Uber drivers too? I often wonder if he is in someway connected to management in that corporation due to his Germanic links and their name.

That's where they met she was an Uber driver, when she met Frank 7

Still is by all accounts.

[Mikebentley]

Well that’s the trap baited.........he will be along shortly.....some say he is only 4’6”.

[PositronicRay]

Mikebentley said:

Well that’s the trap baited.........he will be along shortly.....some say he is only 4’6”.

For the record, we only had 2 dates.

[Frank7]

Mikebentley said:

Well that’s the trap baited.........he will be along shortly.....some say he is only 4’6”.

Not far short, if you’ll pardon the pun, I can make it to 5’ 9” with two pairs of socks on.
It is singularly propitious that I have come to recognise that the friendly? badinage that you guys are able to put forth, is exactly that, jocular, but not pernicious.
My wife would no more contemplate driving a Uber, than a job clearing out Isis latrines with her bare hands.
If told that under pain of death, she had to choose between a life of domestic bliss with either an Uber driver or an Irish traveller, she’d certainly make her way to Appleby, Cumbria in June, to check out what was on offer.

[Mikebentley]

Ray holidays in Appleby.

[Frank7]

Mikebentley said:

Ray holidays in Appleby.

Why am I not surprised, does he like dags?
I know of a nice horse if he’s interested.
White, goes by the name Eric, and lives
in a field in Deerton, Kent at the moment.

[Mikebentley]

Cheers Frank for playing along, you do make me chuckle.

[Frank7]

Mikebentley said:

Cheers Frank for playing along, you do make me chuckle.

You’re welcome Mike, stay safe.

[PositronicRay]

Frank7 said:

Mikebentley said:

Ray holidays in Appleby.

Why am I not surprised, does he like dags?
I know of a nice horse if he’s interested.
White, goes by the name Eric, and lives
in a field in Deerton, Kent at the moment.

I used to be David Essex.

[g3org3y]

67Dino said:

Thought David was a saint. He never once blamed Shareen, instead saying he just couldn’t fathom why the match hadn’t worked.

I thought I could: I suspect what she put on her questionnaire was inaccurate. Seems to me they based the match on her being the generous, open minded person she says (and no doubt believes) she is. Problem is that she doesn’t actually seem to be that person at all, being instead rather fixed and judgemental.

Such a shame for her that her lack of self-insight meant that she ended up with the wrong person. Shame for David too. Glad the other couple got on well though, albeit somewhat amazed that matching people like this without meeting would actually ever work.

I wonder if Channel4 will be receiving emails from women keen to meet David. I suspect he won't be short of a date. Shareen on the other hand...good luck finding your 'soul mate' love.

[Hub]

g3org3y said:

I wonder if Channel4 will be receiving emails from women keen to meet David. I suspect he won't be short of a date. Shareen on the other hand...good luck finding your 'soul mate' love.

They've both signed up on twitter I see - he is getting a lot of love and sympathy, she is constantly having to blame the editing!

[Driver101]

The new Australian one starts on E4 tonight at 19.30.

[anonymous-user]

Driver101 said:

The new Australian one starts on E4 tonight at 19.30.

Started 2 nights ago, it's looking interesting already

[Driver101]

anonymous said:

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I'm a bit behind the times then.

I did see the clip where the bride told the guy to get the piercing out. That was a big enough warning.

[Driver101]

I only watched the last series when they were all meeting up. That was when the fun started.

I don't know why they've put someone like Ming on this show. She has too many issues to be doing something like this.

[10126 Torino]

Twice we've had big brother of the bride ready to slice up their new brother in law.
It can only get worse , or better depending on your outlook .

[anonymous-user]

The Aussie format is great with the dinners etc

Last series was crazy this looks like it has potential with the aforementioned eyebrow piercing girl

There's been 4 ceremonies so far

[Driver101]

I'm not buying the virgin story. He's too confident and spends too much time on his appearance.

[10126 Torino]

I'm not watching tonight until the +1 starts soon .

Last night was interesting with the honeymoons not exactly smooth running for some .

Jules will be unhappy if she isn't pregnant within about 2 weeks .
Ning is a slow burner .
Melissa is nuts and polar opposite to Dino the meditation bloke.

[Driver101]

Ning is too damaged. She's been bordering on nasty a few times.