Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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J4CKO said:
This one is haunting my every move at the moment on YT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MxvQIzLAJM

"Come peasants, free money for you and maybe a bargain bucket when we get money off VAG on your behalf, we trouser most of it and throw a few quid in your trough"

She just seems to be one of those apprentice candidate types hell bent on making money on just about anything, not an actress as actresses dont read a script quite like someone reading kidnappers demands, and whoever filmed it caught a weird reflection in her eyes, just makes her seem slightly malevolent like she is going to ply me with Hot Chocolate and Turkish delight.

Also ticking the uncanny valley box a bit like she could malfunction like in Total Recall.

Sure she is lovely really but that advert is freaky and amateurish.
She does have a pierced tongue though cloud9

Jazzy Jag

3,429 posts

92 months

Thursday 4th March 2021
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Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy DUCK OFF!!!

Honk

1,985 posts

204 months

Friday 5th March 2021
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Jazzy Jag said:
Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy DUCK OFF!!!
Music by "Suicide" though.

LuS1fer

41,140 posts

246 months

Friday 5th March 2021
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Clean is a feeling showing multiple pictures of peoples' backsides, as though wiping your butt with Andrex is any different from any other.

Andrex may also want to bear in mind that dogs don't wipe their @rs*s.

Edited by LuS1fer on Friday 5th March 13:05

Richard-390a0

2,257 posts

92 months

Friday 5th March 2021
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LuS1fer said:
Clean is a feeling showing multiple pictures of peoples' backsides, as though wiping your butt with Andrew is any different from any other.

Andrew may also want to bear in mind that dogs don't wipe their @rs*s.
Who is Andrew & has he never seen a dog scoot its bum across the lawn lol!?!

iandc

3,718 posts

207 months

Friday 5th March 2021
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Jazzy Jag said:
Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy DUCK OFF!!!
God this advert is soooo annoying. The pathetic airheads repeating the same stupid name of some overpriced stnky stuff.

Harry H

3,398 posts

157 months

Friday 5th March 2021
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waynecyclist said:
LuS1fer said:
The new Claudia Winkelman advert in which she is so goddamned annoying, I have to hit MUTE.
Heaven forbid women should have such a function... Joking.... wink
If you think she is bad in the advert you should try her radio show
I would want to necessarily punch her by by god I'd attack that stupid fringe with a pair of scissors.

67Dino

3,586 posts

106 months

Friday 5th March 2021
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iandc said:
Jazzy Jag said:
Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy DUCK OFF!!!
God this advert is soooo annoying. The pathetic airheads repeating the same stupid name of some overpriced stnky stuff.
My kids play a game with this ad where you join in saying ‘Daisy Daisy Daisy...’ and then you have to say ‘Mark Jacobs’ at the right moment. Nearest one wins. It’s now our favourite advert.
smile

BawlBag

208 posts

41 months

Friday 5th March 2021
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Not been on TV for ages but those scented sprays you use before having a great big dump and the woman walks out smiling after making a big deposit at the porcelain bank

Philbar

244 posts

227 months

Monday 8th March 2021
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fking Portal!

fking pillow! fking sore nipples!!

I despair!

Antony Moxey

8,090 posts

220 months

Monday 8th March 2021
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Dong dong DONG DONG! The latest erectile disfunction advert, although I think it makes me laugh more than wanting to smash the telly up.

LuS1fer

41,140 posts

246 months

Monday 8th March 2021
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Philbar said:
fking Portal!

fking pillow! fking sore nipples!!

I despair!
True
"Have you tried the rugby hold"

Let me at them, I'll have a go!

Jazzy Jag

3,429 posts

92 months

Tuesday 9th March 2021
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There's an ad for an upcoming TV show called Dating Unfiltered (IIRC) on Sky One.

Firstly , it has Tom Ford, who I would never tire of slapping, the pretentious tw@t!!

as for the show, they get a bunch of D list "celebs and unfunny comedians" to watch and comment on video of other people dating.

There is scrapping the bottom of the barrel but this has surely worn a hole in the bottom and dug a whole underneath.

Cupramax

10,482 posts

253 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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Muller yoghurts, who seem to think were likely to believe international athletes like Dina Asher Smith and Katerina Johnson Thomson, neither of whom have so much as a spare ounce of body fat, would eat their sugar laden crud like Fruit corners.

Saleen836

11,119 posts

210 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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keep seeing an advert for Cisco Homes selling their spray foam insulation for lofts!
I guess people fall for this crap and don't realise the damage it does to the roof! mad

Randy Winkman

16,169 posts

190 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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Airbnb ads where the song just ends. Especially the terrible version of Sweet Child of Mine.

anonymoususer

5,848 posts

49 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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BawlBag said:
Not been on TV for ages but those scented sprays you use before having a great big dump and the woman walks out smiling after making a big deposit at the porcelain bank
Those ads are 5 years old

LuS1fer

41,140 posts

246 months

Wednesday 10th March 2021
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The VAX ad where they tell you about the sophisticated brush head and ask "but what does that mean?" before not telling you WTF it means apart from unicorns gallop across your deep pile carpet and magic does the rest...

Cupramax

10,482 posts

253 months

Thursday 11th March 2021
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Highways agency with theiir desperate attempt to make out that smart motorways are safe... “Go left”, yeah right, that might have worked if you hadn’t cheaped out and put the refuges too far apart.

R56Cooper

2,398 posts

224 months

Thursday 11th March 2021
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Cupramax said:
Highways agency with theiir desperate attempt to make out that smart motorways are safe... “Go left”, yeah right, that might have worked if you hadn’t cheaped out and put the refuges too far apart.
Saw that last night and thought WTF.

Wonder how many tens of thousands of pounds of our money they spunked on that drivel.