Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)
Discussion
The new Ring doorbell camera advert with the pillock at a supermarket checkout, on his phone, telling the guy that's "lost my cat" to get off his property.
A couple of things - 1 - if the guy is really scoping the house, he's not going to have his easily face on view - 2 - he's not going to "chat" to you via the 2 way speaker - 3 - telling him to f
k off via the speaker will make no difference whatsoever and will probably even encourage some form of vandalism for sts & giggles (just like a house down the road from me had last year on Halloween).
More annoying though, and probably because i had to put up with someone on their phone in a queue at Waitrose today, the anus telling him to clear off his property is currently doing this whilst the cashier runs his shopping through and he's just letting it pile up / not packing it. Just get off your phone and pack your shopping you anus
Also:
Beagle Street with the bloke being told he has to buy life insurance, right now, this instant, by his whining partner. Probably because the partner is hoping she can bump him off after he's made the minimum number of repayments to get the "guaranteed minimum £200,000" payout. As it turns out the put upon bloke in this ad, appears to have also landed the role of the Ring doorbell pillock, mentioned above
Similarly the Legal & General life insurance advert with the woman in a very plush house with two children that come in & scare her, who then gets all sad face over the earlier death of her other half. But then cheers up when she remembers her partner had bought life insurance and it evidently paid off all their debts, mortgage, etc. Somewhat forgetting the fact that, based on her age, her partner must have been quite well off anyway or paying in for at least a decade to get the supposedly generous payout that has evidently paid everything off.
A couple of things - 1 - if the guy is really scoping the house, he's not going to have his easily face on view - 2 - he's not going to "chat" to you via the 2 way speaker - 3 - telling him to f
k off via the speaker will make no difference whatsoever and will probably even encourage some form of vandalism for sts & giggles (just like a house down the road from me had last year on Halloween).More annoying though, and probably because i had to put up with someone on their phone in a queue at Waitrose today, the anus telling him to clear off his property is currently doing this whilst the cashier runs his shopping through and he's just letting it pile up / not packing it. Just get off your phone and pack your shopping you anus
Also:
Beagle Street with the bloke being told he has to buy life insurance, right now, this instant, by his whining partner. Probably because the partner is hoping she can bump him off after he's made the minimum number of repayments to get the "guaranteed minimum £200,000" payout. As it turns out the put upon bloke in this ad, appears to have also landed the role of the Ring doorbell pillock, mentioned above
Similarly the Legal & General life insurance advert with the woman in a very plush house with two children that come in & scare her, who then gets all sad face over the earlier death of her other half. But then cheers up when she remembers her partner had bought life insurance and it evidently paid off all their debts, mortgage, etc. Somewhat forgetting the fact that, based on her age, her partner must have been quite well off anyway or paying in for at least a decade to get the supposedly generous payout that has evidently paid everything off.
Some phone/mobile network advert (I think) which involves thumbs for some reason (texting?). I'd be more specific but I wasn't paying much attention to what it was selling.
Let's just say that there are times when the disembodied thumbs starring in their ad look a lot like something other than a thumb.
Let's just say that there are times when the disembodied thumbs starring in their ad look a lot like something other than a thumb.
Miocene said:
cuprabob said:
The Diet Coke ad with the smug guy walking down the street talking to the camera.
This... I don't get it!?a)Who the feck in the world asks for it that way? Even an eskimo would know what a Coke was.
b)If it's his favourite soft drink why wouldn't he know there were variations of the drink?
c) Why does he talk to the camera in the manner of a 10-year old child?
nicanary said:
Even worse is the nerd who goes up to the bar and says "Coca-Cola, please" and then gets asked if he wants FF Coke or Diet Coke.
a)Who the feck in the world asks for it that way? Even an eskimo would know what a Coke was.
b)If it's his favourite soft drink why wouldn't he know there were variations of the drink?
c) Why does he talk to the camera in the manner of a 10-year old child?
Barman should know the difference between being asked for a Coke and a Diet Coke. People who want Diet Coke are always specific in asking for Diet Cokea)Who the feck in the world asks for it that way? Even an eskimo would know what a Coke was.
b)If it's his favourite soft drink why wouldn't he know there were variations of the drink?
c) Why does he talk to the camera in the manner of a 10-year old child?
nicanary said:
Miocene said:
cuprabob said:
The Diet Coke ad with the smug guy walking down the street talking to the camera.
This... I don't get it!?a)Who the feck in the world asks for it that way? Even an eskimo would know what a Coke was.
b)If it's his favourite soft drink why wouldn't he know there were variations of the drink?
c) Why does he talk to the camera in the manner of a 10-year old child?
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