Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[swisstoni]

BetFred ad on Talksport at the moment on the run up to the Grand National.

Naturally it contains some cod regional accents. This particular ad opens with “I buck an arse every year …”

[JagLover]

Deranged Rover said:

Joe M said:

"Ice skating is my passion...."

No its not, it's cheeseburgers.

Just the usual practice of normalising obesity and yes doubt she spends much time, if any, ice skating.

[mac96]

I'm surprised that we haven't had the holiday ad with the truly awful 'hold my hand ' song. Seems to be every third ad on YouTube, and is actually putting me off YT in the first place.
Maybe some algorithm had selected it as of interest to me but I don't understand why; I never look up holiday stuff online, and I don't get other holiday ads.

[mac96]

JagLover said:

Deranged Rover said:

Joe M said:

"Ice skating is my passion...."

No its not, it's cheeseburgers.

Just the usual practice of normalising obesity and yes doubt she spends much time, if any, ice skating.

I find that ad really sad, because if it IS her passion, she will have to give it up way younger than she should. Chance of still doing it aged 40?

[cuprabob]

mac96 said:

I'm surprised that we haven't had the holiday ad with the truly awful 'hold my hand ' song. Seems to be every third ad on YouTube, and is actually putting me off YT in the first place.
Maybe some algorithm had selected it as of interest to me but I don't understand why; I never look up holiday stuff online, and I don't get other holiday ads.

We have but as Jet2 have been using it for the last couple years, it was a while back it got mentioned, several times. I've got it on good authority they even play it on the plane. I'm sure it keeps Jess Glynn's bank account topped up.

[mac96]

cuprabob said:

mac96 said:

I'm surprised that we haven't had the holiday ad with the truly awful 'hold my hand ' song. Seems to be every third ad on YouTube, and is actually putting me off YT in the first place.
Maybe some algorithm had selected it as of interest to me but I don't understand why; I never look up holiday stuff online, and I don't get other holiday ads.

We have but as Jet2 have been using it for the last couple years, it was a while back it got mentioned, several times. I've got it on good authority they even play it on the plane. I'm sure it keeps Jess Glynn's bank account topped up.

Well, it's a long thread!

Not sure I wanted to know who the artist was, now I will have to loathe their entire output!

[LARK F1 GTR]

The Pot Noodle slurping one now has a warning on it, which is a bit strange as I read on here the other day that the advert now has no slurping which is weird. Maybe they've got two versions?

[disad-vantage-d]

cuprabob said:

We have but as Jet2 have been using it for the last couple years, it was a while back it got mentioned, several times. I've got it on good authority they even play it on the plane. I'm sure it keeps Jess Glynn's bank account topped up.

I bloody hate that damned song too and I'm sick of hearing it on the telly! Jet2 - surely it's time for some new music??
And yes, they do play it on the plane too. We're flying with them later this week and I'm bracing myself in anticipation of hearing it already!

[Mr Penguin]

Cupramax said:

Fat women waving their armpits around, just sod off… Dove I think, but there’s another one at it too, can’t remember who. Either way, give it a rest

Some people like it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armpit_fetishism

[Triumph Man]

disad-vantage-d said:

cuprabob said:

We have but as Jet2 have been using it for the last couple years, it was a while back it got mentioned, several times. I've got it on good authority they even play it on the plane. I'm sure it keeps Jess Glynn's bank account topped up.

I bloody hate that damned song too and I'm sick of hearing it on the telly! Jet2 - surely it's time for some new music??
And yes, they do play it on the plane too. We're flying with them later this week and I'm bracing myself in anticipation of hearing it already!

Does the line "Darling hold my hand" play if the plane's about to crash?

[anonymoususer]

JagLover said:

Just the usual practice of normalising obesity and yes doubt she spends much time, if any, ice skating.

This, this and this.

[Milkyway]

The new Haribo advert.... it needs subtitles.

[Halmyre]

cuprabob said:

mac96 said:

I'm surprised that we haven't had the holiday ad with the truly awful 'hold my hand ' song. Seems to be every third ad on YouTube, and is actually putting me off YT in the first place.
Maybe some algorithm had selected it as of interest to me but I don't understand why; I never look up holiday stuff online, and I don't get other holiday ads.

We have but as Jet2 have been using it for the last couple years, it was a while back it got mentioned, several times. I've got it on good authority they even play it on the plane. I'm sure it keeps Jess Glynn's bank account topped up.

Nine years! Longer than most jail sentences.

I'll bet even Jess Glynne's sick of hearing it.

[Mercdriver]

Anybody know about the avios advert? Many appear to be surfing on a board with a propeller? under the water and the surfboard is out of the water.

Is it for real or computer generated?

[cuprabob]

Mercdriver said:

Anybody know about the avios advert? Many appear to be surfing on a board with a propeller? under the water and the surfboard is out of the water.

Is it for real or computer generated?

Well, it's not real

[MXRod]

cuprabob said:

Mercdriver said:

Anybody know about the avios advert? Many appear to be surfing on a board with a propeller? under the water and the surfboard is out of the water.

Is it for real or computer generated?

Well, it's not real

Wrong it is real ,just Google avios advert ,and making of

[hidetheelephants]

Mercdriver said:

Anybody know about the avios advert? Many appear to be surfing on a board with a propeller? under the water and the surfboard is out of the water.

Is it for real or computer generated?

Hydrofoil boards are a real thing, both manually propelled with paddles or electric, but I expect the advert is CGI.

[cuprabob]

MXRod said:

cuprabob said:

Mercdriver said:

Anybody know about the avios advert? Many appear to be surfing on a board with a propeller? under the water and the surfboard is out of the water.

Is it for real or computer generated?

Well, it's not real

Wrong it is real ,just Google avios advert ,and making of

I stand corrected then

[anonymoususer]

Bulky pee pants

[Halmyre]

MXRod said:

cuprabob said:

Mercdriver said:

Anybody know about the avios advert? Many appear to be surfing on a board with a propeller? under the water and the surfboard is out of the water.

Is it for real or computer generated?

Well, it's not real

Wrong it is real ,just Google avios advert ,and making of

I thought it was computer generated! Never heard of those powered surfboard things before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foilboard#Powered_fo...