Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[RobJK]

[url]|https://thumbsnap.com/Cpc35Nlj[/

[Bluedot]

Europa1 said:

roadsmash said:

Cupramax said:

roadsmash said:

Apologies if this one has already been mentioned but it’s the one that goes “compare the marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

.......

.......

...ket.”

Infuriating.

It’s money supermarrrrrrr ket you bellend

Compare the market, are the Meerkats.

Apparently it's “on the market” so we are both bellends.

No, I think Bluedot is muddying the waters.

You guys are indeed thinking of Moneysupermarket.

Bluedot is on about On The Market, different product, and they do use a Chas 'n' Dave number.

I just assumed the way he was 'singing' it, it was the on the market one.

[Europa1]

RobJK][url said:

|https://thumbsnap.com/Cpc35Nlj[/

Ah, yes, that bunch of self-congratulatory onanists.

"13,000 feet up, and the only way was down". That's how gravity works, you prick.

[Bluedot]

Europa1 said:

RobJK][url said:

|https://thumbsnap.com/Cpc35Nlj[/

Ah, yes, that bunch of self-congratulatory onanists.

"13,000 feet up, and the only way was down". That's how gravity works, you prick.

Yes this one, 100%.
I meant to make a note of what product this is for to post it up but they're so excruciatingly painful to watch

[Europa1]

Bluedot said:

Europa1 said:

RobJK][url said:

|https://thumbsnap.com/Cpc35Nlj[/

Ah, yes, that bunch of self-congratulatory onanists.

"13,000 feet up, and the only way was down". That's how gravity works, you prick.

Yes this one, 100%.
I meant to make a note of what product this is for to post it up but they're so excruciatingly painful to watch

Trivento red wine. Just so you know what to avoid next time you're buying wine.

[Cupramax]

roadsmash said:

Cupramax said:

roadsmash said:

Apologies if this one has already been mentioned but it’s the one that goes “compare the marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........

.......

.......

...ket.”

Infuriating.

It’s money supermarrrrrrr ket you bellend

Compare the market, are the Meerkats.

Apparently it's “on the market” so we are both bellends.

Apparently not, so just you then...

[roadsmash]

fk off!!!

[Mcphisto]

New Nationwide one, how can they make so many st adverts!
Fat comedienne doing stand up, informing us she likes food in a very unfunny way.

[Escort3500]

Ed Sheeran. Multi-millionaire can’t resist making a few extra bob playing himself being a knob in the Heinz Tomato Sauce ad.

[LuS1fer]

Escort3500 said:

Ed Sheeran. Multi-millionaire can’t resist making a few extra bob playing himself being a knob in the Heinz Tomato Sauce ad.

In fairness, he plays a knob in everything he's ever been in. Ruined "Yesterday" even more than Richard Curtis did.

[Escort3500]

LuS1fer said:

Escort3500 said:

Ed Sheeran. Multi-millionaire can’t resist making a few extra bob playing himself being a knob in the Heinz Tomato Sauce ad.

In fairness, he plays a knob in everything he's ever been in. Ruined "Yesterday" even more than Richard Curtis did.

True

[AlexRS2782]

Mcphisto said:

New Nationwide one, how can they make so many st adverts!

I think Nationwide are a sponsor of Edinburgh Fringe this year - so expect to see quite a few more of those ads during the rest of August.

[Halmyre]

Escort3500 said:

Ed Sheeran. Multi-millionaire can’t resist making a few extra bob playing himself being a knob in the Heinz Tomato Sauce ad.

Probably realises his ten minutes are up, and all that's left is his final trip to the Grey Havens to get on a boat to the Undying Lands.

[LuS1fer]

Mcphisto said:

New Nationwide one, how can they make so many st adverts!
Fat comedienne doing stand up, informing us she likes food in a very unfunny way.

In general, I find very few female comedians to be funny. While they are all "out there, being equal", they still talk about vacuous female dross that does nothing for the cause of feminism.
That said, this routine is not funny at all.

[SGirl]

Meerkats. Now stupid baby ones as well! Just make it stop, please. I will never, ever go anywhere near that website as a result of their ridiculous, infantile advertising.

[Gary29]

Dominos, something about being the 'official food of squads' or some bks.

Made my skin crawl.

[Antony Moxey]

Gary29 said:

Dominos, something about being the 'official food of squads' or some bks.

Made my skin crawl.

I think that’s probably a deliberate piss take. Seems everything is the official whatever it is of something else, so you get the official beer of the England football team and other such ridiculous nonsense.

[Cupramax]

Carol Vorderman looking like an advert for avoiding plastic surgery in the latest Sunlife equity release garbage. step away from the botox Carol

[Escort3500]

Cupramax said:

Carol Vorderman looking like an advert for avoiding plastic surgery in the latest Sunlife equity release garbage. step away from the botox Carol

Bet you still would though

[Cupramax]

Escort3500 said:

Cupramax said:

Carol Vorderman looking like an advert for avoiding plastic surgery in the latest Sunlife equity release garbage. step away from the botox Carol

Bet you still would though

Christ no, not even with yours. not my type at all.