Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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c6erb said:
Oral B (how do you keep your "mouth" healthy?) woman
But she does have a lovely bottom in the opening gym shots and a hilariously regimented fridge of peppers.

Try the blonde who advertises the electric toothbrush:

a. for the shot where she points to the "round brush head"
b. for the way she says "my teeth feel super-smooth".

bristolracer

5,546 posts

150 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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The colgate max lady with the white hair bleached skin and very red lips

Scary, scary person


anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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bristolracer said:
The colgate max lady with the white hair bleached skin and very red lips

Scary, scary person
Scary, but I probably would laugh

21st Century Man

40,966 posts

249 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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bristolracer said:
The colgate max lady with the white hair bleached skin and very red lips

Scary, scary person
Hell yes! They all are, like freakish aliens, I can just imagine them dislocating their jaws in a 'V' type manner, especially the brunette when she tosses her head back, unnatural, gives me the creeps like some horror flick.

TCEvo

12,767 posts

203 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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bristolracer said:
The colgate max lady with the white hair bleached skin and very red lips

Scary, scary person
That's another ad that seems to have been running for ages & needs killing off - seems to be a theme w/ dental product ads; all seem to run for two years+

cuprabob

14,716 posts

215 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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Grahamdub said:
bristolracer said:
The colgate max lady with the white hair bleached skin and very red lips

Scary, scary person
Scary, but I probably would laugh
The word "probably" is superfluous in that sentence hehe

cuprabob

14,716 posts

215 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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Jazzy Jag said:
New Argos ad.

Who the F thought that people wearing furniture was a good idea?

Mental..
When I see that advert I'm reminded why I don't take drugs smile

hidetheelephants

24,577 posts

194 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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21st Century Man said:
bristolracer said:
The colgate max lady with the white hair bleached skin and very red lips

Scary, scary person
Hell yes! They all are, like freakish aliens, I can just imagine them dislocating their jaws in a 'V' type manner, especially the brunette when she tosses her head back, unnatural, gives me the creeps like some horror flick.
Very odd, they all have freakishly wide mouths to the extent I keep expecting the tops of their heads to topple backwards. I hope that's just some video manipulation or perspective thing.

c6erb

650 posts

235 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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Johnnytheboy said:
But she does have a lovely bottom in the opening gym shots and a hilariously regimented fridge of peppers.

Try the blonde who advertises the electric toothbrush:

a. for the shot where she points to the "round brush head"
b. for the way she says "my teeth feel super-smooth".
I would love it if a voice from the fridge said Zuul ;-)

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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Barclaycard

It's a new one on me and it's unintentionally amusing
Overweight/ cuddly blonde woman at festival / open air concert with black partner behind her possibly grinding his groin against her bottom
Blonde woman says she isn't really into the concert but she goes to her safe place which involves a male wrestler

Now in its efforts to be a bit inclusive it not far off a stereotype of some relationships between overweight blonde woman and black guys from a few years back.


LuS1fer

41,154 posts

246 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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Multicultural Autoglass.

But mainly the new MuckDelivery.

slipstream 1985

12,270 posts

180 months

Thursday 19th September 2019
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AA are at it as well in the red dwarf advert. black female mechanic comes to fix them. I have probably called out the AA 10 times in my life and its a middle aged bloke everytime.

DS240

4,683 posts

219 months

Saturday 21st September 2019
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D&G ‘K’ fragrance advert.... mainly just out of jealousy! biggrin

hidetheelephants

24,577 posts

194 months

Saturday 21st September 2019
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techiedave said:
DEEP RELIEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..

Russell Brand is going from strength to strength
The catweazle neckbeard in this ad appears in the stupid coffee bags ad too.

CooperD

2,873 posts

178 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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I heard one on the radio last night for Tena Men. It was fking dreadful.

cuprabob

14,716 posts

215 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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CooperD said:
I heard one on the radio last night for Tena Men. It was fking dreadful.
Indeed, in fact I would go as far as to say it's painful to listen too.

Jazzy Jag

3,436 posts

92 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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Even have a "gender neutral" person in the Olay moisturiser ads now.

Tick all those boxes!

Cupramax

10,484 posts

253 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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Liam Gallagher being himself on the Amazon music advert. What a colossal bell end.

Escort3500

11,925 posts

146 months

Sunday 22nd September 2019
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Cupramax said:
Liam Gallagher being himself on the Amazon music advert. What a colossal bell end.
Indeed. A wholly loathsome individual.

Jazzy Jag

3,436 posts

92 months

Monday 23rd September 2019
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Just seen the Channel 4 promo, with the big silver man walking across the English channel and dropping off people on the white cliffs of Dover.

"Diverse voices " iirc


WTF. virtual signal overload.