Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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LuS1fer

41,138 posts

246 months

Monday 29th October 2018
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Echo.
Laura says this, Laura has arranged that, Laura can just F*** Off

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Monday 29th October 2018
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Bluedot said:
Apologies if its been posted before.

OnTheMarket.

Absolutely no words rolleyes
On a similar (and just as annoying) musical / singing theme - InYourArea

Lazadude

1,732 posts

162 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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LuS1fer said:
Echo.
Laura says this, Laura has arranged that, Laura can just F*** Off
It's been said before, the reason this one annoys me is that it reminds me of how much I hate the public/double standards due to faux equality/femi-nazis.
Imagine if it was a role reversal, so the dad was leaving the messages etc. There would be national outcry. Everything from showing the mum as incompetent, to being beaten/controlled by the husband.

But as its swapped around, its shown as loving etc.




Kccv23highliftcam

1,783 posts

76 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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Miocene said:
cuprabob said:
The Diet Coke ad with the smug guy walking down the street talking to the camera.
This... I don't get it!?
Because it's free!

Kccv23highliftcam

1,783 posts

76 months

Tuesday 30th October 2018
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slipstream 1985 said:
turbomoped said:
zombie woman and her bloke facinated by F1 at the c4 f1 ad breaks.
Do you mean the couple who are meant to be huge f1 fans but during race time both of them happen to be on a bus? F1 fans mainly drive and if that big a fan they wouldn't be on a bloody bus watching on a tiny screen. Yes that advert really grinds my gears too.
Pedalling her little heart out at the gym or the sudden amazingly awkward fumbling of hands on the couch ... fk off

Biker 1

7,741 posts

120 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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Bloody funeral arrangement ads - it seems June likes turnips. FFS.

cuprabob

14,668 posts

215 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again but the "We're with you" in the British Gas adverts really gets on my wick.

swisstoni

17,030 posts

280 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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Nationwide still knocking it out of the park.

Two blokes in a cafe telling us how they Do Everything Together.

The patter these poor sods have to try to make vaguely believeable is cruel.

amgmcqueen

3,350 posts

151 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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The one featuring diabolical acting from Lorraine Kelly.

valiant

10,261 posts

161 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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swisstoni said:
Nationwide still knocking it out of the park.

Two blokes in a cafe telling us how they Do Everything Together.

The patter these poor sods have to try to make vaguely believeable is cruel.
Bring back Flo and Joan!!

Just as annoying but at least easier on the eye.

That bloke from the Halifax though...there isn't a utensil in my kitchen drawer that wouldn't be violently inserted into that smug git.

petrolsniffer

2,461 posts

175 months

Wednesday 31st October 2018
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swisstoni said:
Nationwide still knocking it out of the park.

Two blokes in a cafe telling us how they Do Everything Together.

The patter these poor sods have to try to make vaguely believeable is cruel.
This!! All of those nationwide ads instant mute

if one of the TV company's or sky come up with a auto mute for ads take my money! But that would be counter productive for them wouldn't it?

Steamer

13,863 posts

214 months

Thursday 1st November 2018
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dont worry it’s Pukka

The least convincing person to have been presented with Pukka pie in front of them ever!

... I’d also like to add I stopped eating pukka pies after finding what we could only describe as ‘a claw’ turning up mid-mouthful hurl

Edited by Steamer on Thursday 1st November 12:32

SickAsAParrot

304 posts

113 months

Thursday 1st November 2018
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Old guy on the stairs advert with annoying wife shouting from another room, no doubt dreaming of the day he can shove her head down the waste disposal.

Riley Blue

20,978 posts

227 months

Thursday 1st November 2018
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SickAsAParrot said:
Old guy on the stairs advert with annoying wife shouting from another room, no doubt dreaming of the day he can shove her head down the waste disposal.
One of my favourites 'cos of the music, 'Hold on I'm Comin' - a track I used to request on BFBS for my then girlfriend biggrin

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 1st November 2018
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Advertisers unfortunately seem to have hit a particularly rich vein of st recently, which they are mining for all it's worth. A selection of the ones that particularly make me want to act like the guy from the "Why Don't You...?" credits are:
- the Halifax ads, especially the Wizard of Oz one;
- Lloyds, with the horses on the beach and the massacred of "You're not alone"
- Flash
- Deep Relief
- Sun Bingo
- Cesar cat food


AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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New batch of Amazon ones that appear to be related to the TV stick / adapter.

One of them features a couple watching a "training" video on how to change a nappy. Woman asks the TV to add certain baby products to their shopping list and they then start talking about their baby.

Cue bloke asking the TV to show them the live view from the Baby Cam. Turns out the cot is empty as the kid hasn't been born yet. Cue bloke saying some awful sickly thing about how he can't wait for their little bundle of love to be born vomit

Another one features a guy asking the TV to start playing the new Tom Clancy drama on Amazon. But it starts on episode 4 not 1. Cue bloke asking why his girlfriend has already started watching without him.

She asks the TV to turn off the lights so she can hide just like a super special agent in Tom Clancy drama - oh but the joke is that the boyfriend can still see her even with the lights off. "No you can't lol" banghead

The LG OLED interactive TV advert follows a similar theme with a family asking the TV to do things for them.

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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Oi you are you going to bingo.....

No.......no I'm not, so shut the fk up you fat cow!

Brigand

2,544 posts

170 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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SickAsAParrot said:
Old guy on the stairs advert with annoying wife shouting from another room, no doubt dreaming of the day he can shove her head down the waste disposal.
When I first saw this advert, at the point where the old fella is trundling up the stairs and fades out along with the music, I figured it was an odd advert somehow portraying "out with the old, in with the new", and that the old fella had died. Notice though the last couple of seconds of the advert show the old fella now in a bungalow (still being harangued by his shrieking wife) and very much alive.

I think they had to show that just to lighten the tone and make you realise they hadn't killed him!

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 2nd November 2018
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Mcphisto said:
Oi you are you going to bingo.....

No.......no I'm not, so shut the fk up you fat cow!
The woman doing that resembles the equally annoying Gemma Collins ,I know it's not her but it's another

valid reason to hate this ad.

Custard400

135 posts

77 months

Saturday 3rd November 2018
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This fking waffle poncey hipster wkstain bellend!!!!! How he holds the bottle is the last fking straw I just want to rip it out of his spindley fingers and beat him to fking death with it !!!!!