Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[iandc]

Getting a bit sick of the "trends" in adverts. First it was crap poems and now seems to be crucifying songs. I assume all the overpaid advert creators can't be bothered to think of anything unusual nowadays.
I guess Nationwide have moved on from the awful poets to even worse "comedians" so maybe I need to be grateful for small mercies or are the next batch going to mimic that idea too?

[rider73]

said it before and said it again, its just getting worse

WALKERS with "her" in it.

[Dermot O'Logical]

H Samuel. High Street chav-magnet, favourite of the Councillista.

Latest TV ad finishes with the line "The Joy Of Gifting"

fk off.

[rider73]

have they finally killed off the Jonny Depp Suavage aux de toilet advert? that was (also) driving me insane.


C4 seem really bad in doing the same adverts one break after the other so watching a movie becomes a real smash your tv in experience

[Escort3500]

No, unfortunately it’s still running

[iandc]

Escort3500 said:

No, unfortunately it’s still running

Still covering himself in desert crap as he can't dig a hole properly. I guess it gets rid of the cologne smell!

[RemyMartin81D]

Can't help but think of it as sausage every time I see it

[Frank7]

rider73 said:

have they finally killed off the Jonny Depp Suavage aux de toilet advert? that was (also) driving me insane.

Was it anything like the Johnny Depp one for Sauvage after-shave and eau de toilette?

[hidetheelephants]

I quite like the M&S jumper/hugh hefner impersonators club advert, but no doubt the incessant repetition will make me hate it shortly.

[Morningside]

ALL the Christmas fingers down the throat sick bucket inducing adverts.

Sentimental heartwarming bks.

[J4CKO]

rider73 said:

said it before and said it again, its just getting worse

WALKERS with "her" in it.

Can you imagine, in reality an extra fighting over bag of crisps with her, not even meant to look her in the eye or address her in true diva fashion, I bet in actual fact even a glance at her and "You dont need any more crisps love" would have you battered by some 300 pound minder.

However, I still have a bit of a thing for her.

[hidetheelephants]

Some kind of stink advert; I'm pretty sure Cate Blanchett doesn't spend much time at the supermarket, in a ball gown or otherwise.

[rider73]

J4CKO said:

rider73 said:

said it before and said it again, its just getting worse

WALKERS with "her" in it.

Can you imagine, in reality an extra fighting over bag of crisps with her, not even meant to look her in the eye or address her in true diva fashion, I bet in actual fact even a glance at her and "You dont need any more crisps love" would have you battered by some 300 pound minder.

However, I still have a bit of a thing for her.

Would have made a better TV campaign/headline ;-) "Carey Crushes Crispy Chancer in this Christmas Cracker!"

[sgtBerbatov]

hidetheelephants said:

I quite like the M&S jumper/hugh hefner impersonators club advert, but no doubt the incessant repetition will make me hate it shortly.

I'm actually in love with the woman at the beginning, and the way she does that shoulder roll thing. Makes it uncomfortable to watch when sat next to the wife.

[Mcphisto]

Injury lawyers 4u has an unbelievably badly done talking baby advert where there's another mouth superimposed onto the babies face, it's tragic.

[cuprabob]

Mcphisto said:

Injury lawyers 4u has an unbelievably badly done talking baby advert where there's another mouth superimposed onto the babies face, it's tragic.

Was just about to post this

[Nickbrapp]

DaveGoddard said:

They've done WHAT?

I'm very pleased I've not caught that one - that's one of my favourite songs ever. Whoever's ruined that deserves a cobra down their trousers.

At least it’s been ruined by a famous, the singer from bastelle (same people who did that rhythm of the night cover a few years ago) and it’s quite a good cover not all breathy like the others

[hidetheelephants]

Iceland win the Les Dawson award for anachronistic stereotypes; apparently battleaxe mother-in-laws are funny, as are son-in-laws who are completely useless(at least in the opinion of the MILs).

[Escort3500]

DaveGoddard said:

SistersofPercy said:

New John Lewis ad.

Storyline is a hit with me, but the cover version of Can't Fight This Feeling is toe curling. Sorry.

They've done WHAT?

I'm very pleased I've not caught that one - that's one of my favourite songs ever. Whoever's ruined that deserves a cobra down their trousers.

Cover versions are usually dire; this one’s no exception. Dreadful tune, dreadful ad.

[AlexRS2782]

"Everybody needs somebody" over & over again