Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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The Tesco timetraveller, specifically the ad exec who was so lazy they couldn't be bothered to find someone who can actually sound vaguely like Jim Bowen or pay for a scriptwriter capable of something less phoned-in than "Thanks future man!".

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Wtf is the new lesbianism clio advert about?

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Drihump Trolomite said:
Wtf is the new lesbianism clio advert about?
Nicole and Pappa had an incestuous relationship and she had his baby. That baby is now a lesbian because following in her mothers footsteps was a little challenging.

Escort3500

11,919 posts

146 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Another Christmas when Coke spew out the same awful ad they’ve basically been using for years: snowy scene featuring thickos lining the street to marvel at the gaudy illuminated artic delivering their stty drinks.

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Escort3500 said:
Another Christmas when Coke spew out the same awful ad they’ve basically been using for years: snowy scene featuring thickos lining the street to marvel at the gaudy illuminated artic delivering their stty drinks.
Love it

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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Presumably due to being implicated in the Trump/Guiliani/Ukraine/whatthefk diplomatic shenanigans the Ambassador has been sacked from his plum role as chief non-executive director of sales for Ferrero Rocher; now the hazelnut/chocolate/sawdust combo is being flogged by chic ladies who lunch or something like that.

Drihump Trolomite

5,048 posts

82 months

Sunday 1st December 2019
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hidetheelephants said:
Presumably due to being implicated in the Trump/Guiliani/Ukraine/whatthefk diplomatic shenanigans the Ambassador has been sacked from his plum role as chief non-executive director of sales for Ferrero Rocher; now the hazelnut/chocolate/sawdust combo is being flogged by chic ladies who lunch or something like that.
True fact, the ambassador link first appeared when British Leyland gave them as a gift upon purchasing their new executive car. Terry Scott was the first Ambassador...

PBCD

718 posts

139 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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hidetheelephants said:
I quite like the M&S jumper/hugh hefner impersonators club advert,
but no doubt the incessant repetition will make me hate it shortly.
'Jump Around' is one of those rare tracks which never seems to gets irritating,
even when heard repeatedly.


sgtBerbatov said:
I'm actually in love with the woman at the beginning, and the way she does that shoulder roll thing.
Here she is, getting jiggy with it...



...and a Flash Mob version, complete with 'shoulder roll thing' for your delectation...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nKHwvWGyCs

Edited by PBCD on Monday 2nd December 01:57

rider73

3,054 posts

78 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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errr that looks creepy a bit to me.

LuS1fer

41,140 posts

246 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Someone said:
'Jump Around' is one of those rare tracks which never seems to gets irritating,
even when heard repeatedly.
Depends if you like nails scraping down a blackboard or not.

Thankyou4calling

10,607 posts

174 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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You’re in leakage you’re in Leeeeakage.

NO!

You are a lazy slob who can’t be bothered to look after yourself.

cuprabob

14,674 posts

215 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Thankyou4calling said:
You’re in leakage you’re in Leeeeakage.

NO!

You are a lazy slob who can’t be bothered to look after yourself.
As much as I agree with you on the advert, I totally disagree with your other comment as most men have prostate problems at some point in their life, irrespective of how lazy they are.

Dermot O'Logical

2,586 posts

130 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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poing said:
Nicole and Pappa had an incestuous relationship and she had his baby. That baby is now a lesbian because following in her mothers footsteps was a little challenging.
Mmmmmm...... Nicole... cloud9

Amirhussain

11,489 posts

164 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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Save the children Xmas jumper day hurlvomit

Doofus

25,832 posts

174 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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It's not an ad that winds me up, necessarily, but am I the only person who, whenever he sees 'Ph*tobox', reads it as 'fktobox?'

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 2nd December 2019
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kfc
Looked up from the laptop and wondered what the fk I was looking at, first thought was japanese anime porn.
horrid ad.

rider73

3,054 posts

78 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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sorry

SORRY

BUT

WHAT THE F*** is BBC XMAS LIFE promo sh*te all about...............................

CoupeKid

756 posts

66 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2019
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The Apple iPad advert.

Kids squabbling in the car? - give ‘em an iPad

Kids want your attention but you want an adult conversation? - give ‘em an iPad.

Actually engage with your offspring? - nah, fob em off with an electronic nanny.

I know we probably all do it to a certain extent but I don’t like to see it actually promoted in adverts.

The Hypno-Toad

12,287 posts

206 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Interesting to see that those self-righteous tts Peloton are getting in the neck over a version of their ad that we don't get in the UK yet where an incredibly toned young lady gets given one of their smug machines for a Christmas present and then gives her husband a video of her performances over the year and says how much it has changed her.... to still being an incredibly toned young lady.

a.) So that means her husband thinks shes fat?
b.) Who wants to watch a film of your wife being yelled at by a smug wker in virtual gym
c.) Shouldn't he have spent $2000 (because thats how much the smug machines cost + yearly subscription.) on something a bit more thoughtful?

Smash that, you smug wkers

DaveGoddard

1,193 posts

146 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Nickbrapp said:
At least it’s been ruined by a famous, the singer from bastelle (same people who did that rhythm of the night cover a few years ago) and it’s quite a good cover not all breathy like the others
That was them as well?? God fking dammit stop fking up songs I like you fking cretins!