Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Has anyone actually smashed their TV yet?

ceesvdelst

289 posts

55 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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I do find advertising fascinating, honestly.

The image companies try and convey is so fake, unrealistic.

To convey family, it HAS to be multi raced, she has to be pregnant at some time, yet I bet there are tens of thousands of people who use the company that are none of these things.

To convey male, he has to have a beard, really?

Apparently betting is fun with your mates, but I would assess 90% of people bet on their own at home or at work, eating out is dead because I have an app on my phone that allows poor quality junk to be delivered to my house as I am so young I can't be arsed to go out fora meal! Oh and wait I must have 4 friends of ethnic diversity round at my house before I can order food delivered, damn, I only have 2 friends and they are both Swahili.

Why can I never drive my car around an urban environment with no-one else on the road? With people stopping and staring at my car that is about as memorable as an old shopping bag.

It is hilarious, and sad all at the same time.


LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Not an ad but you should see the Disney Lady and the Tramp reboot.

Mr and Mrs Darling are now white and black, in an era I'm not sure that was even possible and Jock, the Scottie, is now Justine. I couldn't watch any more.

swisstoni

16,997 posts

279 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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ceesvdelst said:
I do find advertising fascinating, honestly.

The image companies try and convey is so fake, unrealistic.

To convey family, it HAS to be multi raced, she has to be pregnant at some time, yet I bet there are tens of thousands of people who use the company that are none of these things.

To convey male, he has to have a beard, really?

Apparently betting is fun with your mates, but I would assess 90% of people bet on their own at home or at work, eating out is dead because I have an app on my phone that allows poor quality junk to be delivered to my house as I am so young I can't be arsed to go out fora meal! Oh and wait I must have 4 friends of ethnic diversity round at my house before I can order food delivered, damn, I only have 2 friends and they are both Swahili.

Why can I never drive my car around an urban environment with no-one else on the road? With people stopping and staring at my car that is about as memorable as an old shopping bag.

It is hilarious, and sad all at the same time.
I’ve noticed that black women rarely get a look-in on the multiracial family front.

iandc

3,717 posts

206 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Just waiting for the trans advert whereby one of the participants changes sex halfway through!
The funniest for me is just how much fun you can have playing bingo! Really?

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

99 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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swisstoni said:
ceesvdelst said:
I do find advertising fascinating, honestly.

The image companies try and convey is so fake, unrealistic.

To convey family, it HAS to be multi raced, she has to be pregnant at some time, yet I bet there are tens of thousands of people who use the company that are none of these things.

To convey male, he has to have a beard, really?

Apparently betting is fun with your mates, but I would assess 90% of people bet on their own at home or at work, eating out is dead because I have an app on my phone that allows poor quality junk to be delivered to my house as I am so young I can't be arsed to go out fora meal! Oh and wait I must have 4 friends of ethnic diversity round at my house before I can order food delivered, damn, I only have 2 friends and they are both Swahili.

Why can I never drive my car around an urban environment with no-one else on the road? With people stopping and staring at my car that is about as memorable as an old shopping bag.

It is hilarious, and sad all at the same time.
I’ve noticed that black women rarely get a look-in on the multiracial family front.
That'll be the white patriarchy oppression guilt kicking in.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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H Samuel are at it with the “gifting” buzzword bullst now smash

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

198 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Cupramax said:
H Samuel are at it with “gifting” bullst now smash
Did you throw a pint glass at the screen or keyboard worrier it hahaha #angryarmchairman

21st Century Man

40,897 posts

248 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Chilly's Christmas advert.

A refreshing change to the usual dross.

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Quite a few vomit inducing ads going on at the moment. Most notable has to be:

Apple with the brats using an iPad to put together a present for Grandad as mentioned a page or so back.

Then you have the various companies running the "we're honestly not trying to sell you something it's all about family / charity" adverts alongside their normal ads.

"Coca Cola. Bringing loved ones & families together this Christmas".
Very - same as the above.

Also, anyone else noticed that now December / Christmas has started Postcode Lottery have dropped the "knocking at the door" adverts and replaced them with a celebrity talking heads one talking about all the charities the £££ goes to in an effort to look less "win some £££ for yourself in the new year" vs "give £££ to charity instead".

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 8th December 2019
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Welshbeef said:
Cupramax said:
H Samuel are at it with “gifting” bullst now smash
Did you throw a pint glass at the screen or keyboard worrier it hahaha #angryarmchairman
Smashing up the TV is not compulsory !

Keyboard worrier......biglaugh

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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swisstoni said:
I’ve noticed that black women rarely get a look-in on the multiracial family front.
Thats because the white women like BBC biggrin
(Which ironically doesnt have ads)

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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kowalski655 said:
swisstoni said:
I’ve noticed that black women rarely get a look-in on the multiracial family front.
Thats because the white women like BBCbiggrin
(Which ironically doesnt have ads)

cuprabob

14,621 posts

214 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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kowalski655 said:
Thats because the white women like BBC biggrin
(Which ironically doesnt have ads)
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SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

166 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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rider73 said:
best not to watch the new music video that accompanies the cover.....
Ugh.
I avoid the music channels since Scuzz died a death and Kerrang Became an indie fest so fingers crossed I can keep avoiding it.

SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

166 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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LuS1fer said:
Not an ad but you should see the Disney Lady and the Tramp reboot.

Mr and Mrs Darling are now white and black, in an era I'm not sure that was even possible and Jock, the Scottie, is now Justine. I couldn't watch any more.
I own a Scottie. (well, he owns me is probably more accurate) He's not called Jock surprisingly. the indignation in this house that Disney could turn Jock into Justine is huge.
I refuse to watch.

Jukebag

1,463 posts

139 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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There's one advert that's very hypocritical, not sure if it's still shown, where a child talks about cleaner air etc and at the end its a promotion for Smart Meters. So much for healthy living having one of those in your home.

I saw a recent Go Compare ad where they crash a car into a tree which I thought was very disturbing and wasn't in the slightest bit amusing. Even my girlfriend was shocked by it. How do they get away with this stuff?.

Escort3500

11,904 posts

145 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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‘I am JD’ - chavs parading in their nasty trackies trying to look cool/stylish. And failing abysmally.

ChocolateFrog

25,343 posts

173 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Not sure if we've had the Goggle Pixel 4 advert.

The way the narrator says battery really grates and you can't skip until after that point. It's annoying enough that the phone has gone from a possible future phone to an irrational hatred of it.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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The horse faced woman in the Vodafone ads with her perfect, multi-cultural, multi-media connected life is starting to yank my chain.