Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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rider73

3,054 posts

78 months

Wednesday 18th December 2019
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postcode lottery - how the hell did they get George to do that ad!

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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21st Century Man said:
He uses it to put Valerie on when the carer comes.
How does Alexa know whose version to play? Or even which song, given that Steve Winwood also has a song of the same name.

Doofus

25,834 posts

174 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Halmyre said:
How does Alexa know whose version to play? Or even which song, given that Steve Winwood also has a song of the same name.
Because it's a 'smart' speaker. Not just a voice-controlled web browser, oh no...

Ace-T

7,699 posts

256 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Doofus said:
Halmyre said:
How does Alexa know whose version to play? Or even which song, given that Steve Winwood also has a song of the same name.
Because it's a 'smart' speaker. Not just a voice-controlled web browser, oh no...
Not to mention the fact that you need to have purchased the track somehow and linked it with the Alexa?

BTW the M&S jumper adverts are just plain wrong. Taking a classic alternative scene track like Jump Around and using it for a middle of the road, middle class, middle England advert is a crime punishable only by making the perpetrators listen over and over to Mariah Carey's Christmas row for the remainder of their natural lives.

...or maybe I just got old. cry

Doofus

25,834 posts

174 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Ace-T said:
Taking a classic alternative scene track like Jump Around
I always thought it was a song from a childrens' programme. "Come on everybody, let's jump up and down!".

Edgy....

Escort3500

11,919 posts

146 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Ace-T said:
Doofus said:
Halmyre said:
How does Alexa know whose version to play? Or even which song, given that Steve Winwood also has a song of the same name.
Because it's a 'smart' speaker. Not just a voice-controlled web browser, oh no...
Not to mention the fact that you need to have purchased the track somehow and linked it with the Alexa?

BTW the M&S jumper adverts are just plain wrong. Taking a classic alternative scene track like Jump Around and using it for a middle of the road, middle class, middle England advert is a crime punishable only by making the perpetrators listen over and over to Mariah Carey's Christmas row for the remainder of their natural lives.

...or maybe I just got old. cry
I’m old, and I love the M&S jumper ad (mainly ‘cos I’m in love with the brown-eyed young lady) biggrin

SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

167 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Halmyre said:
How does Alexa know whose version to play? Or even which song, given that Steve Winwood also has a song of the same name.
Meanwhile, in the real world...

"Alexa play my Queen playlist"

.....

"ALEXA PLAY QUEEN"

.....

"ALEXA"

"Playing songs by Beyonce"

cuprabob

14,675 posts

215 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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There is a "Boots" radio advert that is really annoying me at the moment as the person doing the voiceover has a really irritating "fake" accent.

iandc

3,718 posts

207 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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I wish the dad giving his daughter the air hostess some crappy overpriced jewelry would jump out of the plane! So she never saw him as he boarded and again when she checked seat belts then? The advert seems to be on at every break now. Hopefully it will die after Christmas.

cuprabob

14,675 posts

215 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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iandc said:
I wish the dad giving his daughter the air hostess some crappy overpriced jewelry would jump out of the plane! So she never saw him as he boarded and again when she checked seat belts then? The advert seems to be on at every break now. Hopefully it will die after Christmas.
I bet she wished he hadn't spent the money on the plane ticket and put it towards a better present rather than some tat from Pandora smile

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Thursday 19th December 2019
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Edinburgh Gin, the dancing annoys me more than it should, (not sure if it's Northern Soul?) It's the clap everyone does together that gets to me...... And while Im on about dancing, I hate the shoulder thing they do in that dance for M&S jumpers.

iandc

3,718 posts

207 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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cuprabob said:
I bet she wished he hadn't spent the money on the plane ticket and put it towards a better present rather than some tat from Pandora smile
Spot on. Just what I was thinking!!

Steamer

13,863 posts

214 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Mcphisto said:
Edinburgh Gin, the dancing annoys me more than it should, (not sure if it's Northern Soul?) It's the clap everyone does together that gets to me...... And while Im on about dancing, I hate the shoulder thing they do in that dance for M&S jumpers.
Have you seen the Sipsmiths advert? I thought they were a quality comp any until I saw that.


Likewise - jaguar F type advert... Jesus Christ! It’s a sports car not a stting Igo. Which agency tucked them up with that croc of st?

21st Century Man

40,942 posts

249 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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rider73 said:
postcode lottery - how the hell did they get George to do that ad!
Broadening their customer base? The previous advertising did seem to be almost exclusively targeting a single demographic.

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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Tooth Fairy Inc - company advertising about advertising - appears to be the follow up to the alien invasion one that got played to excess from a couple of years ago.

21st Century Man said:
rider73 said:
postcode lottery - how the hell did they get George to do that ad!
Broadening their customer base? The previous advertising did seem to be almost exclusively targeting a single demographic.
I mentioned it a couple of pages back but it's basically their version of celebrity talking heads mentioning all the charities the £££ goes to in an effort to look less "win some £££££ for yourself in the new year" vs "give £££ to charity instead".

Although it's worth noting that version of the advert only seems to appear on the main channels. Pretty much all of the smaller sub channels still feature the usual lot knocking on doors & telling you to buy your ticket in time for the big January draw.

thegreenhell

15,404 posts

220 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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That new one of the artistically shot snowball fight advertising the latest iphone's supposed video capability. Then you notice near the start of the advert, in small print at the bottom of the screen, "Additional hardware required". So it wasn't actually shot with a standard iphone, or possibly even with an iphone at all.

Reminds me of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhTUh7BhQw4

LuS1fer

41,140 posts

246 months

Friday 20th December 2019
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There is an as that appears on Facebook, in the right margin, for Dell Business which features a large black finger - except in your peripheral vision, it looks like a BBC.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Saturday 21st December 2019
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The KLM radio ad that ends with a random "ooooo OoOoOoooh OOOoooh"
WTF

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Saturday 21st December 2019
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I like the new McDonald's reindeer advert boxedin

21st Century Man

40,942 posts

249 months

Saturday 21st December 2019
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Morningside said:
I like the new McDonald's reindeer advert boxedin
Me too.