Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[iandc]

If that Argos woman with the awful accent says "ninnetty niiiine" one more time I am going to find out where she lives and push a 55 inch telly where the sun don't shine!!

[Doofus]

iandc said:

If that Argos woman with the awful accent says "ninnetty niiiine" one more time I am going to find out where she lives and push a 55 inch telly where the sun don't shiiiiiine!!

FTFY

[cuprabob]

iandc said:

If that Argos woman with the awful accent says "ninnetty niiiine" one more time I am going to find out where she lives and push a 55 inch telly where the sun don't shine!!

Her name is Jill Halfpenny and with her being a lass from Gateshead, my money would be on her

[Dermot O'Logical]

Doofus said:

Dermot O'Logical said:

Yes, like bloody Peleton, which now features some sanctimonious twunt bloke instead of the girly with the nice bum

You know how effective an ad campaign is when you've seen it enough times to annoy you, but not enough times to learn how to spell it.

And THAT is how much I'm enraged by it. I can't even spell their bloody name right. Now when they had the girly with the nice arse, I could spell...

[kowalski655]

cuprabob said:

iandc said:

If that Argos woman with the awful accent says "ninnetty niiiine" one more time I am going to find out where she lives and push a 55 inch telly where the sun don't shine!!

Her name is Jill Halfpenny and with her being a lass from Gateshead, my money would be on her

I would much rather shove something else up Jill Halfpenny(but it wouldnt be 55 inches)

[Cupramax]

Can I say this on PH now? Cargoorooos, not sure why but I find the way they pronounce it irritating. Sounds like they’re mispronouncing kangaroos.

[anonymous-user]

kowalski655 said:

cuprabob said:

iandc said:

If that Argos woman with the awful accent says "ninnetty niiiine" one more time I am going to find out where she lives and push a 55 inch telly where the sun don't shine!!

Her name is Jill Halfpenny and with her being a lass from Gateshead, my money would be on her

I would much rather shove something else up Jill Halfpenny(but it wouldnt be 55 inches)

55mm?

[rossub]

kowalski655 said:

cuprabob said:

iandc said:

If that Argos woman with the awful accent says "ninnetty niiiine" one more time I am going to find out where she lives and push a 55 inch telly where the sun don't shine!!

Her name is Jill Halfpenny and with her being a lass from Gateshead, my money would be on her

I would much rather shove something else up Jill Halfpenny(but it wouldnt be 55 inches)

Had a thing for her ever since her Byker Grove days. Yes I was a kid at the time too before anyone accuses me of something

[DaveGoddard]

Mcphisto said:

Did somebody say Just Eat!......................... NO.... NO they fking didn't so quit skirling on about it.


Also the WWF advert trying to jump on the Gretta bandwagon featuring a precocious young girl sorting out the worlds problems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZBjtoncU-s

Agree on these two, I actually shouted "Shut up Greta!" at the TV the first time I caught the latter one.

Park Christmas went bust a few years ago I think so no danger of them annoying us.

One I did catch very briefly the other day, one for Expedia (I think) featuring a VERY beautiful-looking goth girl.

(edit) Caught another one of theirs during the darts - it's for Experian and there's a couple of ads with several goth characters.

Edited by DaveGoddard on Wednesday 1st January 21:12

[Doofus]

DaveGoddard said:

Park Christmas went bust a few years ago I think so no danger of them annoying us.

So why were they advertising on telly this afternoon? Maybe they spent too much on prepaid adverts.

[DaveGoddard]

Must be another similar company I was thinking of then.

[Blown2CV]

yea park are still going

[anonymous-user]

Fabletics leggings

If like myself you admire the female bottom this is the advert for you to smash up to

[Dermot O'Logical]

techiedave said:

Fabletics leggings

If like myself you admire the female bottom this is the advert for you to smash up to

Erm... I don't recall their work - don't suppose you might have any sort of link? Research purposes, obviously...

[anonymous-user]

Dermot O'Logical said:

Erm... I don't recall their work - don't suppose you might have any sort of link? Research purposes, obviously...

This isn't the actual one but it shows the general scope of their products

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9hCvfxlETA

[Europa1]

The channel ident ("[evenings][adventures] on [channel] sponsored by [dating site for over 50s; I can't remember the name and I won't google as I don't want to get random popup ads from dating sites) where an assortment of over 50s seem to be having some kind of gentle fit at the thought of their date.

[Dermot O'Logical]

techiedave said:

Dermot O'Logical said:

Erm... I don't recall their work - don't suppose you might have any sort of link? Research purposes, obviously...

This isn't the actual one but it shows the general scope of their products

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9hCvfxlETA

[Hugh Grant] Well, hello!! [/Hugh Grant]

[Langweilig]

The Virgin Media "seal of approval". Oh, what clever, original thinking. A pun on words with "LASERS!"

Oh BUGGER OFF!

[CooperD]

The new Santander advert with Ant and Dec having to change their logo. Complete pile of ste.

[Brave Fart]

Sorry if previously mentioned - it's a long thread - but the Barclays Springboard Mortgage ad; aaaargh, the incredibly annoying female character. Chucks her stuff on the floor, then turns her music up to full blast now she's got her own place. Even though it appears to be night time. Exactly the kind of neighbour I would hate to have!