Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Cupramax]

Apples IPhone 11 advert with more gurning idiots doing slo motion selfies, as if there wasn’t enough self obsessed idiots already.

[Morningside]

Plant based. So it's not vegetarian or vegan any more.

[Europa1]

techiedave said:

Europa1 said:

Cheeses of Nazareth said:

Just seen the new HSBC advert with Richard Ayoade saying ' you may kiss the groom'.. where two blokes kiss.

7.45 prime time … utter bks, HSBC can fk off.. if its raining tomorrow , I am going to shut my account.

I am of an age now where this st is really pissing me off.

And in other news, tomorrow I am going to a lesbian engagement party. FML

I've been walking along the street during primetime and seen 2 blokes kissing - it didn't make me angry.

I can remember back in the 1990s watching a primetime soap set in Liverpool and seeing 2 women kissing. That didn't make me angry either.

Edited by Europa1 on Friday 17th January 20:16

I doubt it made the OP - Cheeses angry either.
It's a parody account. And I hope its a good one.

Ah, OK.

It was the reference to primetime - gave the impression Cheeses felt that it was something obscene that shouldn't be shown before the watershed.

[Blown2CV]

Morningside said:

Plant based. So it's not vegetarian or vegan any more.

it's a stupid fking term as well... implies that as long as it's mainly plants then that's fine. I thought vegan was exclusively plants - and they were kind of strict about that bit. Can't just bang a sausage on the top.

[whoami]

Morningside said:

Plant based. So it's not vegetarian or vegan any more.

Amen.

[LuS1fer]

Muller Light high jumper especially the idiotic dick with the yoghurt on his nose.

[rossub]

‘Graham Love’

Nah not really, still a feel good one

[Raven Dane]

That awful Ladbrookes Dizzee Rascal ad is back. If the guy had any street cred, it has long been flushed down the toilet. And seriously, would a white middle class, middle aged woman have known who he was, especially after crashing into a restaurant and splashing her with her hot meal.

[anonymous-user]

Cheeses of Nazareth said:

Europa1 said:

I've been walking along the street during prime time and seen 2 blokes kissing - were they doing something wrong?

were they trying to suck each other tonsils out?

I have gay friends , and relatives who are equally as pissed off with all this 'inclusivity' st as I am. Like so many in this thread, Its the 'box ticking' that boils my piss more than anything

Theres the Clio lesbian advert. That's an advert for Clios not lesbians.

[J4CKO]

Raven Dane said:

That awful Ladbrookes Dizzee Rascal ad is back. If the guy had any street cred, it has long been flushed down the toilet. And seriously, would a white middle class, middle aged woman have known who he was, especially after crashing into a restaurant and splashing her with her hot meal.

My 51 year old wife knows who he is, I am treated to it when I get in her car and she has the stereo up loud as it always comes up as the wrong volume from her phone.

My nomination, in the vein of McDonalds trustworthy looking butcher with his lean cuts of flank and forequarter as a riposte to the prattling idiotic folk saying its lips and aholes, i.e., its really not as grim as you imagine ! and a few others doing similar as well,

We now have Amazon folk told to say they are having loads of family time, scoffing Donna's cakes that she brings in, all sounds delightful with only a passing reference to it being like one of the less employee focused Gulags.

[AlexRS2782]

Channel 5 - every ad break, on any of their various channels, seems to contain that bloody promo sting for their interview with Thomas "give me $$$$$ and i'll say whatever you need me to about my daughter and how she ruined my life, even though in reality i actually did that all by myself" Markle.

[sir humphrey appleby]

I don’t know specifically but there appears to be a laptop that has an exceptional battery life. So of course the advert shows the mishap of laptops running out of charge. They are all annoying but the one that really makes my teeth grind is the young lady on the train who shouts out to the rest of the carriage, who neither know or care I suspect..” DOES ANYONE HAVE A CHARGE-AARGH?”
Take responsibility for having your own love and stop talking to me like that.
Detestable.

Edited by sir humphrey appleby on Wednesday 22 January 07:54

[KingNothing]

YouTalkinToMe said:

Cheeses of Nazareth said:

Europa1 said:

I've been walking along the street during prime time and seen 2 blokes kissing - were they doing something wrong?

were they trying to suck each other tonsils out?

I have gay friends , and relatives who are equally as pissed off with all this 'inclusivity' st as I am. Like so many in this thread, Its the 'box ticking' that boils my piss more than anything

Theres the Clio lesbian advert. That's an advert for Clios not lesbians.

Have seen they have edited it to remove the scene where she initially marries a bloke and has 2 kids with him, before presumably ruining his life by running away with her mate.

[Gary29]

rossub said:

‘Graham Love’

Nah not really, still a feel good one

She'd have been buried under the patio 30 years ago if I were Graham.

If I'm thinking of the same advert.

[Halmyre]

Raven Dane said:

That awful Ladbrookes Dizzee Rascal ad is back. If the guy had any street cred, it has long been flushed down the toilet. And seriously, would a white middle class, middle aged woman have known who he was, especially after crashing into a restaurant and splashing her with her hot meal.

The only reason she says "Dizzee Rascal!!" is to let the viewers know who it is. As for street cred, agreed, selling yourself to a gambling business? How fking desperate is that?

[Mothersruin]

Funding circle singing baby.

Just weird.

[Dermot O'Logical]

Gary29 said:

rossub said:

‘Graham Love’

Nah not really, still a feel good one

She'd have been buried under the patio 30 years ago if I were Graham.

If I'm thinking of the same advert.

I like to think that Grahamlove married Junedad and she turned into a nagging harridan

[Krupp88]

KingNothing said:

YouTalkinToMe said:

Cheeses of Nazareth said:

Europa1 said:

I've been walking along the street during prime time and seen 2 blokes kissing - were they doing something wrong?

were they trying to suck each other tonsils out?

I have gay friends , and relatives who are equally as pissed off with all this 'inclusivity' st as I am. Like so many in this thread, Its the 'box ticking' that boils my piss more than anything

Theres the Clio lesbian advert. That's an advert for Clios not lesbians.

Have seen they have edited it to remove the scene where she initially marries a bloke and has 2 kids with him, before presumably ruining his life by running away with her mate.

If things had been different and it was British Leyland celebrating 30 years of the Metro I like to think the end scene would be the newly reunited couple getting it on in the car after Lambrini and Scampi Fries in the Spotted Cow pub.

[SistersofPercy]

My first thought when I saw Graham, and the empty house, was that Graham had snuffed it. Now I look at the kid on the very wide staircase and ponder how they are fitting a gate to that bugger.

[Morningside]

Car with accessories shown is not available in the UK. Plus what's all this PS crap recently? What was wrong with BHP?