Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Thursday 23rd January 2020
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SistersofPercy said:
My first thought when I saw Graham, and the empty house, was that Graham had snuffed it. Now I look at the kid on the very wide staircase and ponder how they are fitting a gate to that bugger.
The original advert finished with the child climbing the stairs. I'm guessing that some idiots complained and so they added the happy ending. If you can call an old man being pestered by his wife a happy ending.

Saleen836

11,120 posts

210 months

Thursday 23rd January 2020
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A radio advert not tv for 'Ring Doorbell'
Some fellow rambling on that while he and his wife were asleep some scrote was caught by their Ring doorbell looking ubder the door mat to see if there was a key to get in the house, he then goes on to say the video he gave to the police was clear enough for them to identify the culprit and for SOCO to see where he placed his hand on the door for them to obtain his fingerprints which then led to a conviction! mad

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 23rd January 2020
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sir humphrey appleby said:
I don’t know specifically but there appears to be a laptop that has an exceptional battery life. So of course the advert shows the mishap of laptops running out of charge. They are all annoying but the one that really makes my teeth grind is the young lady on the train who shouts out to the rest of the carriage, who neither know or care I suspect..” DOES ANYONE HAVE A CHARGE-AARGH?”
Take responsibility for having your own love and stop talking to me like that.
Detestable.

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 22 January 07:54
Yes.

Mr-B

3,781 posts

195 months

Thursday 23rd January 2020
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Morningside said:
Car with accessories shown is not available in the UK. Plus what's all this PS crap recently? What was wrong with BHP?
PS is a slightly bigger number and bigger is always better, eg 395 bhp or 400 PS = brochure bragging rights.

Cheeses of Nazareth

789 posts

52 months

Saturday 25th January 2020
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'ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION IS COMMON amongST MEN' …

as opposed to who ?

I suppose its a retort to 'vaginal dryness for women'


SmoothCriminal

5,068 posts

200 months

Saturday 25th January 2020
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Ring adverts why the fk do those s need to ring the door bell five fking times have to mute it when it comes on now as the dog thinks someone's at the door. s

Doofus

25,842 posts

174 months

Saturday 25th January 2020
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SmoothCriminal said:
Ring adverts why the fk do those s need to ring the door bell five fking times have to mute it when it comes on now as the dog thinks someone's at the door. s
It drives our dog bonkers. I think it's funny biggrin

LuS1fer

41,140 posts

246 months

Saturday 25th January 2020
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The repetitive plugs for Hypothetical, so annoying they guarantee I will never want to watch it.

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Saturday 25th January 2020
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Who on this thread has so far smashed their TV sets of tongue in cheek

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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Just saw an advert for Park Christmas for the love of fk!

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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The Clearscore (I think they're the culprits) ad with that sodding manzebra. I wish a real lion or cheetah would appear.

And the OurTime ads that bookend the commercial breaks on the Yesterday channel. They're presumably supposed to be spontaneously laughing as they reminisce, whereas it just looks like they're having some kind of fit.

Steamer

13,864 posts

214 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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NHS Dental

"Just in case you thought about scamming us DON'T!" (somewhat paraphrased) "...We'll add £100 on top of your treatment..

Why do we all have to be exposed to this on a service we also have to pay for?!


..Oh and by the way.. Don't burgle houses, drive off without paying for petrol or have bad thoughts about your neighbour's donkey!!


anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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Cheeses of Nazareth said:
'ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION IS COMMON amongST MEN' …

as opposed to who ?

I suppose its a retort to 'vaginal dryness for women'
Don't you realise what decade we are in?

Women can suffer from erectile dysfunction too. Equal rights and all that.

Evangelion

7,735 posts

179 months

Sunday 26th January 2020
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My pet hate is the horrible whiny voice going " Anybody got a charge-AH?"

rider73

3,055 posts

78 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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BUM
























HIPS
























HEART















but how do i keep my mouth healthy................

keep it SHUT!

iandc

3,719 posts

207 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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Wife loves watching Dancing on Ice. As if that wasn't bad enough that bloody stupid "We Buy Any Car" song is repeated every advert break (about every 10 minutes).. I know they sponsor the stupid show but FFS can't they change the tune!!

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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If you are over 50 you too can be fked over by releasing some of the equity in your house

red22

146 posts

169 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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The BA advert with the bearded bloke thinking "they're out of flat white and now this". It's a coffee shop, if they're out of flat white, they're out of coffee. Grrrrrr

cuprabob

14,677 posts

215 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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Purple Bricks - "Official Estate Agent of Team GB"

I guess with it being an Olympic Year, we"ll be in for a lot more...

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Monday 27th January 2020
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red22 said:
The BA advert with the bearded bloke thinking "they're out of flat white and now this". It's a coffee shop, if they're out of flat white, they're out of coffee. Grrrrrr
I thought he says "no flat white is worth this" about his boring mate? I could be wrong as I mostly mute it.