Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[fathomfive]

Pericoloso said:

poing said:

fathomfive said:

Why is Johnny Depp burying jewellery in the desert?

To hide it from his lunatic ex-wife.

Which one ?...out of 4 ex's.

Ah, right. So he hides the jewellery, splashes on a bit of Sauvage to hide the smell of graft and goes back out on the prowl for a future ex-wife?

All makes perfect sense now.

[Johnnytheboy]

I love the way advertisers send subtle signals about who their adverts are aimed at.

Wink Bingo advert with cartoon woman with loud hailer talking to a crowd of women about the joys of online bingo.

From a cartoon council flat balcony.

Edited by Johnnytheboy on Sunday 23 December 09:55

[Escort3500]

fathomfive said:

Pericoloso said:

poing said:

fathomfive said:

Why is Johnny Depp burying jewellery in the desert?

To hide it from his lunatic ex-wife.

Which one ?...out of 4 ex's.

Ah, right. So he hides the jewellery, splashes on a bit of Sauvage to hide the smell of graft and goes back out on the prowl for a future ex-wife?

All makes perfect sense now.

Wonder if he’ll find someone with a similar obsession with mascara

[Saleen836]

Johnnytheboy said:

I love the way advertisers send subtle signals about who their adverts are aimed at.

Sun online bingo has that spot on

[Cupramax]

Saleen836 said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I love the way advertisers send subtle signals about who their adverts are aimed at.

Sun online bingo has that spot on

Postcode lottery are the masters of this, council at its finest.

[Johnnytheboy]

Saleen836 said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I love the way advertisers send subtle signals about who their adverts are aimed at.

Sun online bingo has that spot on

Oh yeah, I saw that after posting this, with the animal print-clad heifer at the bus stop. Classy.

[Tim-D]

Peloton..... "smash it" ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.....only seen this twice and annoying me to distraction...

How's about oi fatty get off your sofa dig out your unused asda special bike and go somewhere....................

[poing]

I wish this women would stop telling us about her vagina.

[swisstoni]

Escort3500 said:

fathomfive said:

Pericoloso said:

poing said:

fathomfive said:

Why is Johnny Depp burying jewellery in the desert?

To hide it from his lunatic ex-wife.

Which one ?...out of 4 ex's.

Ah, right. So he hides the jewellery, splashes on a bit of Sauvage to hide the smell of graft and goes back out on the prowl for a future ex-wife?

All makes perfect sense now.

Wonder if he’ll find someone with a similar obsession with mascara

Nothing says Christmas like Johnny shovelling sand over his head in the desert and Charlize being all gold and slinky.

[LuS1fer]

poing said:

I wish this women would stop telling us about her vagina.

What do expect with an evocative name like Fanny Éclair (blurgh...blurgh)

[Rich_W]

Amazon. Seriously fk off!

[Cupramax]

poing said:

I wish this women would stop telling us about her vagina.

WomAn, there’s only one of her fortunately.

[poing]

Cupramax said:

WomAn, there’s only one of her fortunately.

I definitely see more than one when the advert comes on, that could be from nearly vomiting myself unconscious though.

[Europa1]

LuS1fer said:

What do expect with an evocative name like Fanny Éclair (blurgh...blurgh)

I thought it was Jenny Eclair?

Or am I due a parrot?

[fathomfive]

Europa1 said:

LuS1fer said:

What do expect with an evocative name like Fanny Éclair (blurgh...blurgh)

I thought it was Jenny Eclair?

Or am I due a parrot?

A Fanny Eclair sounds like an obscene German sex act.

[LuS1fer]

Rich_W said:

Amazon. Seriously fk off!

It can't be just me that thinks their logo looks like a very lazy boner?

[LuS1fer]

Europa1 said:

LuS1fer said:

What do expect with an evocative name like Fanny Éclair (blurgh...blurgh)

I thought it was Jenny Eclair?

Or am I due a parrot?

It was a kind of play on Fanny Batter...oh god, another bad image.

There is another where she shows you how to apply the product and squeezes it onto her finger before "hilariously" remarking how she only wants to be the face of Vagasil (or whatever it's called). Personally, I think she's a bit of a ...gosh, is that the time?

[J4CKO]

poing said:

I wish this women would stop telling us about her vagina.

I always prefer a nice moist Eclair myself...

[Nickp82]

Just seen a Christmas advert for Pimlico Plumbers, I find it wholly unacceptable.

[konark]

I'd like to kick everyone involved in those Sixt adverts in the face. Repeadly

Why are they fkin shouting at me? The tagline is 'drive smug' not drive like fkin Brian Blessed.

Why is that bloke's mum who's doing the porn British when he's American.

Why does he say he's rented a Maserati when he's driving some flabby fat-people's 4x4? Is that a Maserati? If it is I'd say give up you losers you're losing the fkin plot.