Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)
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21st Century Man said:
That's not what I said/wrote.
I'm talking about say FN08GDW on a MKI Golf or YT51SYP on a new Mazda whilst a late Discovery will be on P854TSK.
Palindrome numbers don't come into it.
The daftest one was a Cider advert that was supposed to be rolling green Irish countryside and Irish number plates, when it was clearly the dry dusty baked Savanna with flora and fauna, all that was missing was the herds of Wildebeest.
Reminds me of Sons Of Anarchy, in the episode where they go to Ireland. It’s clear to any idiot that it was filmed in the states, somewhere in the dessert.I'm talking about say FN08GDW on a MKI Golf or YT51SYP on a new Mazda whilst a late Discovery will be on P854TSK.
Palindrome numbers don't come into it.
The daftest one was a Cider advert that was supposed to be rolling green Irish countryside and Irish number plates, when it was clearly the dry dusty baked Savanna with flora and fauna, all that was missing was the herds of Wildebeest.
Nickbrapp said:
Ok so this isn’t a TV advert but my world what a load of pretentious drivel, almost makes me want to throw the magazine away
What about if I flog the watch before the little s
t pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz
Go into a purveyor of expensive watches, say you're looking for a new watch, let them offer you one of those, then decline politely on the basis that your father has one, and is merely looking after it for you.What about if I flog the watch before the little s
t pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz Europa1 said:
Nickbrapp said:
Go into a purveyor of expensive watches, say you're looking for a new watch, let them offer you one of those, then decline politely on the basis that your father has one, and is merely looking after it for you.ks and snobbery around watches is full of crap like that.Nickbrapp said:
Ok so this isn’t a TV advert but my world what a load of pretentious drivel, almost makes me want to throw the magazine away
What about if I flog the watch before the little st pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz
Someone should post this in one of the watch threads / forums on here and see how many posters take a bite What about if I flog the watch before the little s
t pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz 
AlexRS2782 said:
Nickbrapp said:
Ok so this isn’t a TV advert but my world what a load of pretentious drivel, almost makes me want to throw the magazine away
What about if I flog the watch before the little st pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz
Someone should post this in one of the watch threads / forums on here and see how many posters take a bite What about if I flog the watch before the little s
t pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz What the fk have i just witnessed 
Just seen an advert for innovo with a bunch of "right on" women, one with a nose piercing pretending to rub a babys back (its a doll) and stamping their feet.
I have no clue what innovo is and i cant be arsed finding out but what i do know is i have a new most hated advert.
k have i just witnessed Just seen an advert for innovo with a bunch of "right on" women, one with a nose piercing pretending to rub a babys back (its a doll) and stamping their feet.I have no clue what innovo is and i cant be arsed finding out but what i do know is i have a new most hated advert.
Mcphisto said:
What the fk have i just witnessed Just seen an advert for innovo with a bunch of "right on" women, one with a nose piercing pretending to rub a babys back (its a doll) and stamping their feet.
I have no clue what innovo is and i cant be arsed finding out but what i do know is i have a new most hated advert.
Vaginal deodorant? Foot shaver?k have i just witnessed Just seen an advert for innovo with a bunch of "right on" women, one with a nose piercing pretending to rub a babys back (its a doll) and stamping their feet.I have no clue what innovo is and i cant be arsed finding out but what i do know is i have a new most hated advert.
Cupramax said:
The utterly cringeworthy Viagra connect cartoon. 
I knew someone would hate it.I think its marginally better than the old boy waltzing about in a open shirt version
Who wants to imagine the over 60s having sex!
21st Century Man said:
I think it's when they pretend it's the UK, they rip off images of UK registration numbers and crudely print them off and tape them to cars at random, not understanding the system and getting it wrong. It's bleedin' obvious that it's South Africa or Namibia where a huge number of our adverts are made. Ditto the Dave TV channel self promo adverts, a horse tied up between parked cars with all the wrong UK plates on them and downtown Johannesburg city view just over the wall.
Why do they do that?Nickbrapp said:
Ok so this isn’t a TV advert but my world what a load of pretentious drivel, almost makes me want to throw the magazine away
What about if I flog the watch before the little st pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz
A friend of mine once told me about the pre-owned watch marketWhat about if I flog the watch before the little s
t pulls it off my cold dead wrist. PS I equity released the house lolz "Remember, everyone has worn a watch and wiped their arse"
Seeing as BoJo is busy locking everyone up if they'e been abroad for their hols recently, it appears a number of domestic tourism holiday companies have started advertising on mainstream channels.
One of them is Parkdean Holidays. Featuring a really awful version of S Club 7 - S Club Party, which sounds like it's been sung by the Kid's Bop Youtubers, and where the lyrics have been changed to be about holidays, plus a tag line, courtesy of narration by Stephen Mulhern, is "there ain't no holiday like a Parkdean holiday"
I'm also going to nominate the cringeworthy .gov adverts telling us to get out there and enjoy what's left of the summer & the other one about Check, Change, Go for Brexit.
One of them is Parkdean Holidays. Featuring a really awful version of S Club 7 - S Club Party, which sounds like it's been sung by the Kid's Bop Youtubers, and where the lyrics have been changed to be about holidays, plus a tag line, courtesy of narration by Stephen Mulhern, is "there ain't no holiday like a Parkdean holiday"
I'm also going to nominate the cringeworthy .gov adverts telling us to get out there and enjoy what's left of the summer & the other one about Check, Change, Go for Brexit.
whitesocks said:
Reminds me of Sons Of Anarchy, in the episode where they go to Ireland. It’s clear to any idiot that it was filmed in the states, somewhere in the dessert.
Not being Irish I didn’t even notice that or find fault with their accents! They did send a second unit to Ireland for SOA Here is a critique of it. One thing that is funny is he says the convenience store Wouldnt exist and would have been replaced by a Spar by now and someone posts later saying it’s a real store and still open. http://fp-max.blogspot.com/2010/11/sons-of-anarchy...
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