Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Escort3500]

Tommy Walsh endorsing the Crocodile garage doors “designed to add style....”

Yeah, if you like the industrial estate look

[iandc]

Turbotechnic said:

The Sun, "are ya gonna bingo!" That fat council slag is fking offensive to my senses!

But hits the spot for the target audience.You too can look like that if you sit on your a**e all day playing Bingo!!

[swisstoni]

The one with Ian Botham advertising some foot spa.

[Turbotechnic]

iandc said:

Turbotechnic said:

The Sun, "are ya gonna bingo!" That fat council slag is fking offensive to my senses!

But hits the spot for the target audience.You too can look like that if you sit on your a**e all day playing Bingo!!

Sadly it does.

[iandc]

Three for the price of one!
1) Onthemarket.com with some stupid bints singing in the pub after the dozy couple have just lost another house for sale.

2) Philip (annoying) Schofield cuddling a puppy because he has the time to, having given his car away to Webuyanycar.com

3)Samsung Galaxy ad ruining another song. Must be a great market for poor singers and even worse music arrangers to record atrocious adverts.

All of the above in the advert break during the football on Sky. Plus a double dose of the woman with the appalling accent singing the praises of "caring" TSB!! Roll on death!!

[anonymous-user]

The latest ste poetry Nationwide one
Coupled with the dullards sat round the table with Mrs Dullard Senior wittering on about xmas stuff in August

[iandc]

techiedave said:

The latest ste poetry Nationwide one
Coupled with the dullards sat round the table with Mrs Dullard Senior wittering on about xmas stuff in August

All the Nationwide adverts are so bad! I will never use them based on the crapness of their adverts.

[Escort3500]

iandc said:

techiedave said:

The latest ste poetry Nationwide one
Coupled with the dullards sat round the table with Mrs Dullard Senior wittering on about xmas stuff in August

All the Nationwide adverts are so bad! I will never use them based on the crapness of their adverts.

Me too. They make me shout at the blooody screen.

[waynecyclist]

Just seen the latest puregym advert with Chris Hoy.

[Balmoral]

BECAUSE THEM

US

Seat, do one.

[LuS1fer]

Said no-one ever...Ford possibly but no-one actually cares.

[CooperD]

The advert for Kayak travel site with the two musicians or whatever bashing away on their laptops then going to Japan. Seems to be on at virtually every ad break.

[anonymous-user]

CooperD said:

The advert for Kayak travel site with the two musicians or whatever bashing away on their laptops then going to Japan. Seems to be on at virtually every ad break.

Lauren Jones the chef with the curly hair has been pensioned off.
In her place are the DJ’s Eli and Fur
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_%26_Fur
Some of their stuff is quite catchy
One of them is very exciteable as you can hear at the start of this banging tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GEqdbh8sFI
They trust travel plans to Kayak and for everything else they trust themselves

[Pericoloso]

There's a Trivago ad which doesn't feature the nice aussie lady.

Luckily they're showing plenty with her in too....

[Escort3500]

Continuing the tradition, recent Oak Furniture Land ads are predictably inane, but at least they’ve got rid of the annoying bloke and his more annoying young sidekick tapping on the crappy goods they try and flog.

[anonymous-user]

Escort3500 said:

Continuing the tradition, recent Oak Furniture Land ads are predictably inane, but at least they’ve got rid of the annoying bloke and his more annoying young sidekick tapping on the crappy goods they try and flog.

I can never take their pricing seriously I would be worried I was paying 50% more than I needed to

[Escort3500]

techiedave said:

Escort3500 said:

Continuing the tradition, recent Oak Furniture Land ads are predictably inane, but at least they’ve got rid of the annoying bloke and his more annoying young sidekick tapping on the crappy goods they try and flog.

I can never take their pricing seriously I would be worried I was paying 50% more than I needed to

Me too. Also applies to DFS and similar sofa manufacturers.

[Pericoloso]

Moneybox ad with a bloke slapping a card reader in a Green Grocers.
I don't even know what's going on with this.

[LuS1fer]

Audi Q8 - orchestra because it likes to make a big entrance - so does a barn door.

Ugly as f*** too.

[anonymous-user]

Moose the doggy is back on clearscore

Big up the Moose