Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)
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Joey Deacon said:
The new Lloyds bank advert.
Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
Utter PC drivel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=51&...Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
I'm embarrassed to quote this.
Joey Deacon said:
The new Lloyds bank advert.
Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
It’s a terrible version of that song..... it’s been bugging all my friends too. Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
thebraketester said:
Joey Deacon said:
The new Lloyds bank advert.
Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
It’s a terrible version of that song..... it’s been bugging all my friends too. Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
nicanary said:
thebraketester said:
Joey Deacon said:
The new Lloyds bank advert.
Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
It’s a terrible version of that song..... it’s been bugging all my friends too. Slowed down version of a classic song (We've only just begun) - Check
Sung by a breathy female - Check
Longer pauses at the end of each line before the final word - Check
Accompanied by just a piano only playing the major chords - Check
Also what drugs are they smoking when they come up with these adverts? How come the advert doesn't show someone being stuck behind someone banking their decades coin savings, or someone wanting an explanation of every transaction on their statement?
I bet the Carpenters are getting a lot of airtime on the back of this
I’m sure it’s been mentioned but the bloody Halifax advert. It’s been a difficult year, all in this together, a people thing. God we know, and it’s on every second break on Channel4.
All these ads in the style of zoom calls, and multiple staff members whimpering into the camera now make me avoid their offerings.
All these ads in the style of zoom calls, and multiple staff members whimpering into the camera now make me avoid their offerings.
abzmike said:
I’m sure it’s been mentioned but the bloody Halifax advert. It’s been a difficult year, all in this together, a people thing. God we know, and it’s on every second break on Channel4.
All these ads in the style of zoom calls, and multiple staff members whimpering into the camera now make me avoid their offerings.
That smug looking hoofer sat at the desk outside saying maybe you are thinking of a new homeAll these ads in the style of zoom calls, and multiple staff members whimpering into the camera now make me avoid their offerings.
yeah right
Funnily enough I found during Covid Halifax were the worst of a bad bunch with their attitude to customers. Literally doors locked and full interrogation when door opened to release one to allow another in.
Really poor cs
AlexRS2782 said:
Cheeses of Nazareth said:
New Andrex advert.. FFS.
Saw that one tonight. The only redeeming factor is that it's an improvement on the previous campaign that was all about educating people (via primary school age kids) on the different ways an adult should wipe their arse.No like or retweet from the Andrex social media team for that one.........
Has anyone mentioned the EDF ad.
Excrutiating ditty that sounds like a mashed up version of "Were busy doing nothing"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cc62oBsUeE&fe...
Excrutiating ditty that sounds like a mashed up version of "Were busy doing nothing"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cc62oBsUeE&fe...
cuprabob said:
anonymoususer said:
Another ste poetry ad from Nationwide
Woman with glasses theme is unexpected rewards/ surprises
Poem goes something like he slid it across the counter
I think my arse couldnt get any rounder
That one is not as bad as the "hipster" and the home yoga advert.Woman with glasses theme is unexpected rewards/ surprises
Poem goes something like he slid it across the counter
I think my arse couldnt get any rounder
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