Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[VictoriaYorks]

Does the woman in the Royal Mail radio ad drop the c bomb?

[AlexRS2782]

Philbar said:

AlexRS2782 said:

Amazon - "...everyone loves Christmas Lisa" - evidently including the token white friend that was invited to the party, who also happens to have dwarfism to ensure the diversity boxes are fully ticked in that advert

This!! .. I don't fking "love Christmas Lisa" I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire, and her tedious festive precursor Christmas party to the partner swapping frenzy!!

I know i said that the ad above was bad, but it appears Amazon have outdone themselves based on the advert that they premiered during Bake Off - talk about vomit inducing.

[LuS1fer]

AlexRS2782 said:

I know i said that the ad above was bad, but it appears Amazon have outdone themselves based on the advert that they premiered during Bake Off - talk about vomit inducing.

It's Bake-Off, target audience etc... Not that I saw either.

[abzmike]

LuS1fer said:

It's Bake-Off, target audience etc... Not that I saw either.

I saw it... it’s schmaltzy. Brought a tear to my eye.

[LuS1fer]

abzmike said:

LuS1fer said:

It's Bake-Off, target audience etc... Not that I saw either.

I saw it... it’s schmaltzy. Brought a tear to my eye.

Impressive for a company whose logo looks like a dick.

[Falconer]

slopes said:

Have we had perf with surf yet?

I always think it sounds like “ perv with surf”.

[Yertis]

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[cuprabob]

Morningside said:

LuS1fer said:

The Kevin the Carrot Top Gun ad is atrocious.

What the fk is it advertising?

Aldi

[poo at Paul's]

LuS1fer said:

The Kevin the Carrot Top Gun ad is atrocious.

Surely it should be a goose in the back seat..?

[TCEvo]

poo at Paul's said:

LuS1fer said:

The Kevin the Carrot Top Gun ad is atrocious.

Surely it should be a goose in the back seat..?

Very good.

I don't mind that ad though - any F14 on TV's a good thing IMO.

[vulture1]

I never realised just how many interracial families and couples there were in the UK until you watch any set of tv adverts

[anonymoususer]

vulture1 said:

I never realised just how many interracial families and couples there were in the UK until you watch any set of tv adverts

I cannot express the interactional stuff I want to engage in with that Peleton woman.

[menousername]

Anthony Joshua advertising Google reviews.... “There’s no place like.... Golders Green”. Unfortunately there are many places like it and I avoid all of them.

And it has “the whole world in one street”.... a laundrette and some kind of cafe serving hotpots. Golders Green needs to get out and see a bit more of the world!

[cuprabob]

menousername said:

Anthony Joshua advertising Google reviews.... “There’s no place like.... Golders Green”. Unfortunately there are many places like it and I avoid all of them.

And it has “the whole world in one street”.... a laundrette and some kind of cafe serving hotpots. Golders Green needs to get out and see a bit more of the world!

I noticed that Sheridan Smith is doing one too

[Escort3500]

The current Nissan Juke ad. Still trying to push a car that’s pig ugly in both its iterations, and still trying to persuade us it’s cool. And failing

[Frank7]

The one with the woman pushing cremations, whose father tells her,
“I’ll tell you one thing love, nobody lives forever.” Really?

[Terzo123]

The "Hotter" footwear companies advert on Sky.

I've seen better adverts made by contestants on the Apprentice.

[anonymoususer]

The endless Covid radio adverts
Just f off please

[Roofless Toothless]

Frank7 said:

The one with the woman pushing cremations, whose father tells her,
“I’ll tell you one thing love, nobody lives forever.” Really?

Oh yes, indeed, Frank.

The whole thing is clearly designed to appeal to ungrateful and callous tosspots wanting to dispose of grandad’s body as cheaply and unceremoniously as possible, meanwhile trying to justify themselves with the old platitude “it’s what he would have wanted.”

[Halmyre]

BT Broadband adverts. Buy our product or you might lose your job.

Edited to add that my sister-in-law was recently without her broadband for two days. Guess which provider...