Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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poing

8,557 posts

147 months

Monday 17th September 2018
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Biker 1 said:
More ste from NatWest: mobile bank & tt with glasses painted onto his face with a sharpy. FFS..................
Is that what it's for? I did see an advert with the bloke having been painted and later his wife is painted to look like a cat. I'm assuming the kid did it which means either they were so drunk that the kid managed to do without them noticing or the kid is allowed to get away with anything she wants.

I assumed it was an advert for bad parenting or beer.

George Smiley

2,939 posts

28 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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The Unison advert.
  1. Metoo has gone too far or it seems that the public sector has 1 man per 30 female members of staff as everyone in the unison advert is a woman, aside from the one token man.

Shakermaker

9,919 posts

47 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Radio again, but, two completely different adverts are using the same theme

E Receptionist offers you a service to avoid FOMOB - Fear Of Missing Out on Business

Vauxhall offer you a car to avoid FOMO - Fear Of Missing Out

Both pronounced almost exactly the same, and both as annoying as each other

cuprabob

8,072 posts

161 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Spotted a new Moneysupermarket ad the other day with Barbie and Cindy doing a Thelma and Louise. Can't make my mind up whether it's good or not smile

Pericoloso

40,949 posts

110 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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cuprabob said:
Spotted a new Moneysupermarket ad the other day with Barbie and Cindy doing a Thelma and Louise. Can't make my mind up whether it's good or not smile
It's certainly an improvement on previous efforts from them.

Men dancing in hot pants and heels ,Skeletor n his mates.

techiedave

7,886 posts

57 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Pericoloso said:
It's certainly an improvement on previous efforts from them.

Men dancing in hot pants and heels ,Skeletor n his mates.
I must confess to actually liking them (shameful I know)

slipstream 1985

6,653 posts

126 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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George Smiley said:
The Unison advert.
  1. Metoo has gone too far or it seems that the public sector has 1 man per 30 female members of staff as everyone in the unison advert is a woman, aside from the one token man.
Yes that advert annoys me. I always think that the woman strolling through the office picking up her posse is actually a nightmare worker who is off sick all the time and is a drain on the company but she is acting all smarmy as she sits down to stick it to her big bad manager who is about to deal with her.

poing

8,557 posts

147 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Disney can take their Christmas advert and stick it sideways up their fking arse. Hopefully when it comes back out it will be twice the size and cause extreme pain to whichever fking tt decided to advertise Christmas in September. It's fking September you total dick faces.

Bah fking humbug.

turbomoped

937 posts

30 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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zombie woman and her bloke facinated by F1 at the c4 f1 ad breaks.

AlexRS2782

5,637 posts

160 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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poing said:
Disney can take their Christmas advert and stick it sideways up their fking arse. Hopefully when it comes back out it will be twice the size and cause extreme pain to whichever fking tt decided to advertise Christmas in September. It's fking September you total dick faces.

Bah fking humbug.
I've got some more bad news for you on that front getmecoat

The Park Christmas Saving adverts started on a couple of channels earlier on Tuesday. Detailing how you can save for Christmas 2019, 2020 & even 2021 if you want to.

George Smiley

2,939 posts

28 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Cineworld - well, its a Cinema advert

Whenever you go there is this chap that explains why going to the cinema is great (we know, we are there) and at the end he and 3 friends sit down to discuss the "movie", its a film ffs. Also he and his friends look about as engaged as a dry bit of Weetabix to the side of your breakfast bowl.

SickAsAParrot

304 posts

59 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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poing said:
Disney can take their Christmas advert and stick it sideways up their fking arse. Hopefully when it comes back out it will be twice the size and cause extreme pain to whichever fking tt decided to advertise Christmas in September. It's fking September you total dick faces.

Bah fking humbug.
To be fair it's an advert for holidays so they need to get people booking a few months before, it's the same as seeing summer holiday ads on new years day.

There's a thread on Reddit about trying to get radio ads banned which have sirens and other in-car warning noises. I wholeheartedly agree.

Pericoloso

40,949 posts

110 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Pericoloso said:
There's a new Easyjet ad with an awful cover backing tune.
Haven't worked yet out whose tune is ruined.
It's taken me almost this long to work out the tortured and murdered cover on this is Dreams by the Everly Brothers.


The Hypno-Toad

9,727 posts

152 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Just seen the new advert for the Royal Marines..

Catch it quick because I can't believe it's going to last very long. A giant spider crawling over someone's face and across their eyeball in extreme close up? I know at least one lady who would be gagging and running from the room at that.

Very surprised that made it onto the box, let alone at lunch time. yikes

George Smiley

2,939 posts

28 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Just seen the new advert for the Royal Marines..

Catch it quick because I can't believe it's going to last very long. A giant spider crawling over someone's face and across their eyeball in extreme close up? I know at least one lady who would be gagging and running from the room at that.

Very surprised that made it onto the box, let alone at lunch time. yikes
Why?

Of course I know why, they should be depicting the truth which is a bunch of lads out on the piss smashing up Warminster?

Saleen836

6,913 posts

156 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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George Smiley said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
Just seen the new advert for the Royal Marines..

Catch it quick because I can't believe it's going to last very long. A giant spider crawling over someone's face and across their eyeball in extreme close up? I know at least one lady who would be gagging and running from the room at that.

Very surprised that made it onto the box, let alone at lunch time. yikes
Why?

Of course I know why, they should be depicting the truth which is a bunch of lads out on the piss smashing up Warminster?
Oi! leave my home town out of it, we don't have the RM's here tongue out

Langweilig

3,392 posts

158 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Bright House. So, through a hire-purchase scheme, you want to pay £1060 for a lap-top which originally cost no more than £566?

If that's the case, then you're not very bright, are you?

oceanview

1,048 posts

78 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Hyundai Tucson advert.

I don't like the "song" that accompanies it.

And I wouldn't be feeling a "lucky guy" if I had one of these.

I would be thoroughly pissed off!

cuprabob

8,072 posts

161 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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One thing you can't accuse the Nationwide of, is not getting their money's worth out of their adverts smile

The young couple in the photo booth are back.

Biker 1

3,542 posts

66 months

Thursday 20th September 2018
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cuprabob said:
One thing you can't accuse the Nationwide of, is not getting their money's worth out of their adverts smile

The young couple in the photo booth are back.
Yep - saw it AGAIN last night. Just managed to hit the mute button in time, otherwise my telly may have reached a premature end..... FFS!!!!