Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[J4CKO]

Biker 1 said:

Maybe I should try & flog my skidmark encrusted boxers......

Or just pay attention to not skidding

[Johnnytheboy]

cuprabob said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I know it's been covered but the voiceover on the "voydaphoyne" ads.

I would pay good money to have her vocal chords surgically removed. A truly awful voice.

Her voice seems to be getting worse. Wonder what she looks like?

'Annoying' would be my guess.

[Morningside]

Johnnytheboy said:

cuprabob said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I know it's been covered but the voiceover on the "voydaphoyne" ads.

I would pay good money to have her vocal chords surgically removed. A truly awful voice.

Her voice seems to be getting worse. Wonder what she looks like?

'Annoying' would be my guess.

I looks like it's this lady.

https://www.helenaustin.co.uk/acting/

[Antony Moxey]

Morningside said:

Johnnytheboy said:

cuprabob said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I know it's been covered but the voiceover on the "voydaphoyne" ads.

I would pay good money to have her vocal chords surgically removed. A truly awful voice.

Her voice seems to be getting worse. Wonder what she looks like?

'Annoying' would be my guess.

I looks like it's this lady.

https://www.helenaustin.co.uk/acting/

Not sure it does TBH.

[coppernorks]

More mystified than enraged, the Kipling ad where the boy is at a party and brings back a wee cake for his sister.

Why was she not at the party ?
Whose party was it ?
Why is she so angry ?


It's a David Lynch film in 45 seconds.

[Johnnytheboy]

coppernorks said:

wee cake

I'll pass on that one thanks.

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

Morningside said:

Johnnytheboy said:

cuprabob said:

Johnnytheboy said:

I know it's been covered but the voiceover on the "voydaphoyne" ads.

I would pay good money to have her vocal chords surgically removed. A truly awful voice.

Her voice seems to be getting worse. Wonder what she looks like?

'Annoying' would be my guess.

I looks like it's this lady.

https://www.helenaustin.co.uk/acting/

Bio said said:

Voice Character
Warm, engaging, sincere, truthful,likeable.

No...can't be her!

[Blown2CV]

rider73 said:

Blown2CV said:

Biker 1 said:

Maybe I should try & flog my skidmark encrusted boxers......

there are some weirdos out there that would pay a premium potentially.

I wonder if Vinted has a knock on effect for charity shops who we usually take good quality clothing top to flog for a few quid - now this app cuts out the middleperson......

or more likely some snooty old bag looks at you like you're a total nuisance and starts barking requirements and conditions at you when you turn up innocently smiling and clutching a load of clothes to donate. I'd sooner sell it all on eBay (or wherever) and put the worthless stuff in a clothes recycling hopper for eastern europeans to steal than i would deal with the people who work in charity shops.

[LuS1fer]

Blown2CV said:

or more likely some snooty old bag looks at you like you're a total nuisance and starts barking requirements and conditions at you when you turn up innocently smiling and clutching a load of clothes to donate. I'd sooner sell it all on eBay (or wherever) and put the worthless stuff in a clothes recycling hopper for eastern europeans to steal than i would deal with the people who work in charity shops.

Guess where criminals do their "unpaid work requirement".

[Nickp82]

Dr Doofenshmirtz said:

No...can't be her!

Those qualities probably do apply to her normal voice but unfortunately in the Vauxafone ads she’s attempting a sassy promo voice which is annoying.

[droopsnoot]

The Wayfair ad is annoying me, just because of the small print. "Rugs from £40" in big letters, and "Actual rug shown £479.99" in much smaller ones that don't show up very well against the background image. And the same for all the stuff in the ad, to a varying degree.

And the way that they seem to only have six ads on Film1 when you're sitting through a film, so in the many ad breaks in "Red Sparrow" last night I've gone from quite liking the Unicorn advert to utterly despising it.

[dino_jr]

droopsnoot said:

The Wayfair ad is annoying me, just because of the small print. "Rugs from £40" in big letters, and "Actual rug shown £479.99" in much smaller ones that don't show up very well against the background image. And the same for all the stuff in the ad, to a varying degree.

I am more irritated by the guy with his phone, and the girl at the end... WTF are they dancing for?
See also, any ad where food/drink product is consumed, prompting a dance routine.

[Eyersey1234]

coppernorks said:

More mystified than enraged, the Kipling ad where the boy is at a party and brings back a wee cake for his sister.

Why was she not at the party ?
Whose party was it ?
Why is she so angry ?


It's a David Lynch film in 45 seconds.

I've not worked it out either

[LuS1fer]

Eyersey1234 said:

coppernorks said:

More mystified than enraged, the Kipling ad where the boy is at a party and brings back a wee cake for his sister.

Why was she not at the party ?
Whose party was it ?
Why is she so angry ?


It's a David Lynch film in 45 seconds.

I've not worked it out either

We all know that the second she was snotty, he'd have shrugged and eaten the cake himself too.
I suppose it's to show how thoughtful we can all be.
When I say we, I mean you.
I'd have eaten the cake.

[rider73]

coppernorks said:

More mystified than enraged, the Kipling ad where the boy is at a party and brings back a wee cake for his sister.

Why was she not at the party ?
Whose party was it ?
Why is she so angry ?


It's a David Lynch film in 45 seconds.

who said it was his sister - eh eh eh think about it , eh eh eh makes sense now why shes angry .......

[LuS1fer]

The micellar water advert where they like to pronounce it "miszla".

I can only find one place that suggests such pronunciation so I'm not saying it's wrong, merely pretentious.

[21st Century Man]

Boz eyed Brittany with her high pitched nasal whiney high rising inflection vocal fry chipmunk (North American Reticulated) voice.

[aka_kerrly]

Has the new Suzuki Swift advert had a mention?

The premise is a guy doesn't know how to buy a car so his friend has to explain and give him various tips then he is seen walking into a dealership and saying yes to the first offer

[waynecyclist]

aka_kerrly said:

Has the new Suzuki Swift advert had a mention?

The premise is a guy doesn't know how to buy a car so his friend has to explain and give him various tips then he is seen walking into a dealership and saying yes to the first offer

It is crap

[Pieman68]

Anybody had to endure that one for the ibuprofen gel with the massively condescending woman on it

She can go and "deep relief" herself