Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Harry H

3,402 posts

157 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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waynecyclist said:
aka_kerrly said:
Has the new Suzuki Swift advert had a mention?

The premise is a guy doesn't know how to buy a car so his friend has to explain and give him various tips then he is seen walking into a dealership and saying yes to the first offerrolleyes
It is crap
The usual, blokes are stupid, women are the smart ones script. BAME for good measure.

The Hypno-Toad

12,291 posts

206 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Harry H said:
waynecyclist said:
aka_kerrly said:
Has the new Suzuki Swift advert had a mention?

The premise is a guy doesn't know how to buy a car so his friend has to explain and give him various tips then he is seen walking into a dealership and saying yes to the first offerrolleyes
It is crap
The usual, blokes are stupid, women are the smart ones script. BAME for good measure.
Spot on.

AlexRS2782

8,054 posts

214 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Air B'n'B look like they're using the same ad agency that do the Apple adverts, what with the photo slides set to background music setup, based on their new campaign about thanking all their "hosts" for being patient due to CV and how soon super, amazing holidays will soon follow rolleyes

I've seen 3 different ones so far - all fairly equal with the level of vomit

67Dino

3,587 posts

106 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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aka_kerrly said:
Has the new Suzuki Swift advert had a mention?

The premise is a guy doesn't know how to buy a car so his friend has to explain and give him various tips then he is seen walking into a dealership and saying yes to the first offerrolleyes
I think this advert is genius. It basically says: “Not good at negotiating? Come to us!”. Like all great advertising, brilliantly targeted to pull in exactly the consumers they want.

Also a welcome relief from all those car adverts that show a perfectly nice, but entirely ordinary, car and try to convince us that anyone driving one is amazing and feted wherever they go, when the reality is they are driven by perfectly nice, but entirely ordinary people, like the guy in the Suzuki ad.

p4cks

6,927 posts

200 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Those Nationwide adverts with some sort of fking poem thing being spoken which rhymes only occasionally. fk off.

Silverage

2,036 posts

131 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Harry H said:
The usual, blokes are stupid, women are the smart ones script. BAME for good measure.
If a Martian landed in the UK and judged what he would find as a population here based solely on TV ads, it would be amazed to find any straight, white men at all and any it did it would expect to be utter idiots.

Dermot O'Logical

2,596 posts

130 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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The Andrex "Feel great if you've managed to wipe your arse properly" ad.

What the judddering fk were they on when they came up with that??????????????

J4CKO

41,675 posts

201 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Silverage said:
Harry H said:
The usual, blokes are stupid, women are the smart ones script. BAME for good measure.
If a Martian landed in the UK and judged what he would find as a population here based solely on TV ads, it would be amazed to find any straight, white men at all and any it did it would expect to be utter idiots.
Doesnt really matter to me, it sort of seems a bit condescending/over the top though. However, there is no way they would ever turn those roles round, only positive stuff.

cuprabob

14,713 posts

215 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Silverage said:
Harry H said:
The usual, blokes are stupid, women are the smart ones script. BAME for good measure.
If a Martian landed in the UK and judged what he would find as a population here based solely on TV ads, it would be amazed to find any straight, white men at all and any it did it would expect to be utter idiots.
Nah, they would just be unhappy the SMASH advert is no longer on TV.

BawlBag

208 posts

41 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Taking it at face value that Hylronic acid and such chemical names are just what you need to rub all over your face.
All cosmetic adverts really do make me chuckle at the level of gullible targeting

droopsnoot

11,995 posts

243 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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BawlBag said:
Taking it at face value that Hylronic acid and such chemical names are just what you need to rub all over your face.
All cosmetic adverts really do make me chuckle at the level of gullible targeting
I thought David Mitchell was spot-on with his "Bifidus Madeupivum" comment, though I don't recall where I heard it. WILTY, probably. Presumably Hyaluronic acid exists, as the entire world seems to mention it in ads now.

Edited by droopsnoot on Friday 26th February 18:49

anonymoususer

5,868 posts

49 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Sorry if already mentioned (I only went back 3 pages)

Checka trade. Just awful

21st Century Man

40,956 posts

249 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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anonymoususer said:
Checka trade. Just awful
Disagree.

No Woke
No Bame
No LBGT
No Mixed Couple/Family
No Stupid White Man
No Quota
No Box Ticking
No Reverse Double Standards
No Preaching/Moralising/Virtue Signalling
No Crap Poetry
No Patronising Of Any Of The Above

moffspeed

2,706 posts

208 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Any skin-care product advert which proudly states that it has been “dermatologically tested”.

So it has been tested on human skin, you’d b****y well hope so wouldn’t you ??

Edited by moffspeed on Saturday 27th February 09:17

67Dino

3,587 posts

106 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Silverage said:
Harry H said:
The usual, blokes are stupid, women are the smart ones script. BAME for good measure.
If a Martian landed in the UK and judged what he would find as a population here based solely on TV ads, it would be amazed to find any straight, white men at all and any it did it would expect to be utter idiots.
This keeps coming up and I really don’t get what the problem is here.

Is any straight white man reading this honestly saying their position in society is being undermined by these adverts? That by showing a range of people in a positive light these ads are affecting their ability to get a job, be treated fairly by the authorities, feel positive about their body image or respected by others?

What’s particularly ironic is that the people objecting to these ads are often those that then claim others are being ‘snowflakes’ and easily offended. Come on, it’s just some ads. I think you can probably take it.

Personally, I think the position of the straight white man is secure enough that they can take a bit of underrepresentation in adverts, and perhaps even a bit of gentle ribbing. Especially if it does some good for the rest of society being featured.



21st Century Man

40,956 posts

249 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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I don't think anyone has a problem with it, it's more the cynical exploitation of these groups by the advertisers that irks, particularly when there's one of absolutely everything all together in one advert. So contrived, so silly. There's no virtue in it, for anyone, imo.

swisstoni

17,058 posts

280 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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21st Century Man said:
I don't think anyone has a problem with it, it's more the cynical exploitation of these groups by the advertisers that irks, particularly when there's one of absolutely everything all together in one advert. So contrived, so silly. There's no virtue in it, for anyone, imo.
I don’t think anyone’s falling for it either.
White people are wondering where they have gone.
BAME people are wondering why they appear to be 70% of the population. hehe


nicanary

9,809 posts

147 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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moffspeed said:
Any skin-care product advert which proudly states that it has been “dermatologically tested”.

So it has been tested on human skin, you’d b****y well hope so wouldn’t you ??

Edited by moffspeed on Saturday 27th February 09:17
I always have a laugh at the "test" figures in small print at the bottom. It's often something like 72% of 83 people agreed. Massive test and even then 28% didn't agree. It's all a joke.

LukeBrown66

4,479 posts

47 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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The sad thing is with all these fair weather advertisers, I think even the minorities in the country can see how pathetic it is when you see a black guy with a white wife and two kids of totally different colours maybe one Asian, I mean cmon, you are trying to represent the impossible and I am sure it must be so obviously lame to people in these minorities surely

I get why they do it, but do it representatively, not trying to tick every box in one show, and don't get me started on makeup, drink, phones, every advert is like the God awful Michael Jackson song with all the faces on the screen changing every second,

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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67Dino said:
This keeps coming up and I really don’t get what the problem is here.

Is any straight white man reading this honestly saying their position in society is being undermined by these adverts? That by showing a range of people in a positive light these ads are affecting their ability to get a job, be treated fairly by the authorities, feel positive about their body image or respected by others?

What’s particularly ironic is that the people objecting to these ads are often those that then claim others are being ‘snowflakes’ and easily offended. Come on, it’s just some ads. I think you can probably take it.

Personally, I think the position of the straight white man is secure enough that they can take a bit of underrepresentation in adverts, and perhaps even a bit of gentle ribbing. Especially if it does some good for the rest of society being featured.
Speaking for myself I don't get offended by it, but it is now such a cliche that I find it very funny indeed. I can't help feeling that isn't the intended effect.

It's got to the point now that any new advert with lots of people in it me and the missus have started playing a sort of diversity bingo.

I'll choose transgender for example and she'll choose mixed race with massive hair, and the first one to score gets made a cuppa by the other.