Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[shih tzu faced]

Asda.

Been mentioned already but I hadn’t seen it then, well I have now and it’s just weird, a proper WTF.

Starts with a typical mixed race advert happy family walking into Asda. Two parents and two kids. The mother is a red head wearing a light coloured coat. They’re greeted by a jovial female shop worker and then they all starting bouncing and flying around the shop while Boston’s More Than A Feeling plays.

Weirdest part is right at the end when the family is walking away from the camera and the red head mother seems to have regressed into childhood. She’s now about 2’9” and is walking like an excitable toddler who’s just filled her nappy.

Each time I see it, it feels like I’ve been smoking something strong. The room spins, people talk to me in slow motion, I’m constantly looking over both shoulders to see who’s spying on me, then I get really hungry and tuck into 4 bags of monster munch and then put my head in the toilet and flush it.

Edited by shih tzu faced on Monday 13th September 08:07

[swisstoni]

There’s one involving a BMW suv and ‘Alexa’.
And involves a young kid looking out the window stopping his Mum from having having a bit of slap and tickle with some bloke in said BMW.

Edited by swisstoni on Monday 13th September 11:51

[Milkyway63]

swisstoni said:

There’s one involving a BMW suv and ‘Alexa’.
And involves a young kid looking out the window causing his Mum from having having a bit of slap and tickle with some bloke in said BMW.

But why outside your house...the kid might start asking some awkward questions.
Get a room.. ( or go somewhere quiet)

Edited by Milkyway63 on Monday 13th September 10:33

[nicanary]

sutoka said:

That Marc Jacobs Perfect advert with the odd looking women we know in reality wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the catwalk of a Marc Jacobs fashion show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWOXuASKyQY

Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect

Most of the girls in that ad say "perfict" or even "perfick" like Pa Larkin. Why couldn't they find models who could speak English?

[Cupramax]

The latest raft of YouTube throbbers telling me how good they are at trading on Etoro. Just sod off you bellends.

Oh and talking of YouTube, there seems to be a step change currently of doing TV ads ala YouTube stylie, the Ninja foody ones are particularly grating me for some reason.

Edited by Cupramax on Monday 13th September 11:59

[swisstoni]

Milkyway63 said:

swisstoni said:

There’s one involving a BMW suv and ‘Alexa’.
And involves a young kid looking out the window causing his Mum from having having a bit of slap and tickle with some bloke in said BMW.

But why outside your house...the kid might start asking some awkward questions.
Get a room.. ( or go somewhere quiet)

Edited by Milkyway63 on Monday 13th September 10:33

Whole thing feels a bit

[Short Grain]

sutoka said:

That Marc Jacobs Perfect advert with the odd looking women we know in reality wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the catwalk of a Marc Jacobs fashion show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWOXuASKyQY

Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect

This one really fookin annoys me! Second time I saw it I actually shouted at the tv loud enough for my neighbour to hear!!

It's NOT perfect you tt, it just fking annoys people!! ( @Mark Jacobs, not you sutoka!)

Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Just fk OFF!!!!!!

[Milkyway63]

Short Grain said:

sutoka said:

That Marc Jacobs Perfect advert with the odd looking women we know in reality wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the catwalk of a Marc Jacobs fashion show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWOXuASKyQY

Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect, Perfect

This one really fookin annoys me! Second time I saw it I actually shouted at the tv loud enough for my neighbour to hear!!

It's NOT perfect you tt, it just fking annoys people!! ( @Mark Jacobs, not you sutoka!)

Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Annoying, Just fk OFF!!!!!!

FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION... PERFECT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txapREGWHp0

[Short Grain]

Milkyway63 said:

FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION... PERFECT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txapREGWHp0

That's not annoying though! Loved that when it came out, really catchy!

[Milkyway63]

Short Grain said:

Milkyway63 said:

FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION... PERFECT.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txapREGWHp0

That's not annoying though! Loved that when it came out, really catchy!

Ha ha.... got a tape of theirs somewhere.

[21st Century Man]

They may well be chorusing that they're all perfect, but my guess is they're kidding themselves, they'll be full of anxiety, neurosis and self doubt. Ditto that woman that goes on about being brought up surrounded by strong women.

[LP12]

BBC Biitesize; DNA stands for Deoxy-Ribo Nucleic Acid.

No it bloody doesn't!

It stands for Deoxy-Ribose Nucleic Acid.

[nre]

LP12 said:

BBC Biitesize; DNA stands for Deoxy-Ribo Nucleic Acid.

No it bloody doesn't!

It stands for Deoxy-Ribose Nucleic Acid.

No it doesn't

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA

[LP12]

You are going to quote Wikipedia as an accurate source? A source that is not peer reviewed?

Good luck with that!

Edited by LP12 on Tuesday 14th September 16:59

[Anonymous John]

nicanary said:

MGA.

Either is worth more than the car that the driver has inexplicably crashed on a straight country lane with no other vehicle involved.
(The driver looks as unfased by the crash than the first Verisure woman was about been burgled

Edited by Anonymous John on Tuesday 14th September 18:57

[Wish]

The new subway advert….

[LuS1fer]

LP12 said:

You are going to quote Wikipedia as an accurate source? A source that is not peer reviewed?

Good luck with that

No good rolling those eyes. Deoxyribose is the sugar molecule in DNA which does stand for deoxyribonucleic acid.

Thank you for playing.

https://biologydictionary.net/deoxyribose/

[rider73]

Jamie's new cooking show on c4, the ad,promo is dire, i think it's called Together

Basically like most of his shows he gets all his pals and family in, round to his big country mansion and cooks while c4 pay for it all

[J4CKO]

A new YouTube one for some earwax removal implements that shows people pulling huge, monstrous things out of a fake ear, not great when you are having a bag of NikNaks or similar

[Milkyway63]

That shoe advert... Screechy kid shouting;

“Buy one... get the other half price”
Sounds like, you pay full price for the left shoe...but only pay half price for the right one.
BARGAIN!
( or is it just me)