Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[njw1]

No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no added sugar....

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

[Milkyway63]

AVAST....what’s that all about.
( getting worst)

‘you gave me a virus’...really topical.
( Ok as in computer virus... but still insensitive.)

[21st Century Man]

swisstoni said:

Vickers_VC10 said:

Jazzy Jag said:

The Motability ad where the spongers sing about their freedom.

After 40 years in the car industry, never have I seen a more abused and misused scheme used by some nasty, over entitled tw@s.
The acronym ODSOE = Over Developed Sense Of Entitlement.

Don't get me wrong, there are some valid users but IME the majority wear the disability like a badge and use it to get their own way while treating their cars like mobile dustbins.

/rant

Do you want some salt with that chip? fking hell.

Yes, that was remarkable.

If you'd ever worked in the trade you'd have a very different much more enlightened view. OP is very much correct.

[billshoreham]

21st Century Man said:

If you'd ever worked in the trade you'd have a very different much more enlightened view. OP is very much correct.

I have; and my view may not be enlightened but it differs from the jazzy bks

Edited by billshoreham on Thursday 16th September 20:23

[Jazzy Jag]

billshoreham said:

21st Century Man said:

If you'd ever worked in the trade you'd have a very different much more enlightened view. OP is very much correct.

I have; and my view may not be enlightened but it differs from the jazzy bks

Edited by billshoreham on Thursday 16th September 20:23

I'm guessing you were in sales and not the Aftersales Manager.

[billshoreham]

Jazzy Jag said:

billshoreham said:

21st Century Man said:

If you'd ever worked in the trade you'd have a very different much more enlightened view. OP is very much correct.

I have; and my view may not be enlightened but it differs from the jazzy bks

Edited by billshoreham on Thursday 16th September 20:23

I'm guessing you were in sales and not the Aftersales Manager.

I was the After-Sales Manager for a VW dealership in London.

[Blown2CV]

my dad had a few dealerships and i worked there for a bit. I kind of agree on the motability thing, unfortunately.

[LordLoveLength]

The one where the squirrel is the boss? WTF just call pest control and go to the pub.

[Milkyway63]

Nooooooooooo!!!!.....

JUST SEEN MY FIRST CHRISTMAS AD’
Thanks... Joe Swash.

[hidetheelephants]

Richard-390a0 said:

I find her lack of eyebrows & throat tattoo most distracting that what the advert is about is forgotten...

I think she does have eyebrows, they're just dyed blond/light brown for no explicable reason which make them near invisible. Remarkable how such a small thing disturbs how you perceive a face.

[Deranged Rover]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Am i right in thinking the point is Virgin broadband is really good at helping you take some decent-sounding music and royally fking it up?

In which case I disagree with you - it's spot on.

[randomeddy]

Amazon mechatronics apprentice blowing her own trumpet.
She doesn't even know how to use a ratchet spanner.

[anonymoususer]

Richard-390a0 said:

I find her lack of eyebrows & throat tattoo most distracting that what the advert is about is forgotten...

& what was wrong with their previous developing series of ads featuring the two gamers (black girl & white dude in a wheelchair)?

The lad who played the bloke in the advert is now moving onto a major new work

[Triumph Man]

LordLoveLength said:

The one where the squirrel is the boss? WTF just call pest control and go to the pub.

“Needs more nuts gavin” oh do fk off you little squirrel st

[Morningside]

vxr8mate said:

JmatthewB said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Presumably it looks better for the brand and advert director's CV to showcase a young black woman and youth culture rather than showing a middle-aged white bloke using his broadband to download 'internet research'.

Yes, but she ruins a perfectly good jungle DnB track with her rubbish!

You could download that crap via dialup. It doesn't need a superfast connection.

[robinessex]

Is it me, or is the mixed-race thing getting to be the norm for ads these days ? Got to be politically correct I suppose now.

[Milkyway63]

robinessex said:

Is it me, or is the mixed-race thing getting to be the norm for ads these days ? Got to be politically correct I suppose now.

Makes me feel I’m missing out on life....somehow.
Its like that old joke...
“ I have triplets.... one of each”
( Need more than that now to be PC correct)

Edited by Milkyway63 on Saturday 18th September 12:47

[LuS1fer]

robinessex said:

Is it me, or is the mixed-race thing getting to be the norm for ads these days ? Got to be politically correct I suppose now.

Like holidays, they're all-inclusive, regardless of genetics or biology.

[Milkyway63]

In the ideal ad, I would be;

Fat
Bald.
Erection problems
Partner / Kids all mixed race
Lazy... lives on rubbish or delivered food
Waiting to die ( need a funeral plan)
Have annoying neighbours
Rubbish car
Need to move
Sponsors kids, animals & charities all around the World
Bad betting habit
No money...Needs a loan.

The missus on the other hand... has dry, squiffy hair and an embarrassing itch.

.... We haven’t been burgled yet though.

Edited by Milkyway63 on Saturday 18th September 13:31

[iandc]

Milkyway63 said:

In the ideal ad, I would be;

Fat
Bald.
Erection problems
Partner / Kids all mixed race
Lazy... lives on rubbish or delivered food
Waiting to die ( need a funeral plan)
Have annoying neighbours
Rubbish car
Need to move
Sponsors kids, animals & charities all around the World
Bad betting habit
No money...Needs a loan.

The missus on the other hand... has dry, squiffy hair and an embarrassing itch.

.... We haven’t been burgled yet though.

Edited by Milkyway63 on Saturday 18th September 13:31

That's because you've got Verisure!!