Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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George Smiley

5,048 posts

82 months

Sunday 31st March 2019
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Then they all sound the same, same temp same time same accent almost like they iz all innit doh

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2019
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AlexRS2782 said:
Dorito's perv is back sucking off his mate - although this time he's getting a stiffy for steak.
That's some creepy st right there, I feel violated.

CooperD

2,870 posts

178 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2019
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The chewing gum advert where the young guy kisses the zombie girl and her arm falls off!!

George Smiley

5,048 posts

82 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2019
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CooperD said:
The chewing gum advert where the young guy kisses the zombie girl and her arm falls off!!
It an armless bit of fun

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2019
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The bingo commercial, with that appalling northerner
with the dreadful accent, shouting, BINGOHHHHH!

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2019
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Frank7 said:
The bingo commercial, with that appalling northerner
with the dreadful accent, shouting, BINGOHHHHH!
Pales into insignificance compared to the dreadful creature in The Sun bingo adverts.

LuS1fer

41,139 posts

246 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2019
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The JD Willams Get your nails on advert filled with women with poor dress sense.

alec.e

2,149 posts

125 months

Wednesday 3rd April 2019
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The BBC Sounds advert, seen it about 100 times now!

Romesh Ranganathan, "la la la la la, cos its the only way to block them out"

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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Apparently some soulless hack has decided the world needs a remake of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels but with women instead of men and it's now called The Hustle; Anne Hathaway(a shoe in for the Dick Van Dyke st english accent award) and Rebel Wilson replacing Maurice Micklewhite and Steve "not funny anymore" Martin. In common with every film trailer ever it probably uses all the vaguely amusing bits in an otherwise st film. Is there nothing that Hollywood won't desecrate in the name of mammon?

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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hidetheelephants said:
Apparently some soulless hack has decided the world needs a remake of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels but with women instead of men and it's now called The Hustle; Anne Hathaway(a shoe in for the Dick Van Dyke st english accent award) and Rebel Wilson replacing Maurice Micklewhite and Steve "not funny anymore" Martin. In common with every film trailer ever it probably uses all the vaguely amusing bits in an otherwise st film. Is there nothing that Hollywood won't desecrate in the name of mammon?
I’m trying to imagine what this would be like, and I’m getting confused.
I thought that the original was, if not hilarious, quite funny.
If Anne, (I could drink her bath water) Hathaway is displaying a crap English accent, is she not the Michael Caine character?
If Rebel Wilson, (more suited to playing Mr. Blobby), isn’t Maurice (Michael Caine), Micklewhite, then what character is she? I presume poor Steve Martin has his original role.

Langweilig

4,329 posts

212 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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"Peely, peely, peely".

Silly, silly, silly!

cuprabob

14,673 posts

215 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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Langweilig said:
"Peely, peely, peely".

Silly, silly, silly!
...and not as good as "Dilly Dilly"

George Smiley

5,048 posts

82 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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Just as you get dilly dilly out of your head

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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Frank7 said:
hidetheelephants said:
Apparently some soulless hack has decided the world needs a remake of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels but with women instead of men and it's now called The Hustle; Anne Hathaway(a shoe in for the Dick Van Dyke st english accent award) and Rebel Wilson replacing Maurice Micklewhite and Steve "not funny anymore" Martin. In common with every film trailer ever it probably uses all the vaguely amusing bits in an otherwise st film. Is there nothing that Hollywood won't desecrate in the name of mammon?
I’m trying to imagine what this would be like, and I’m getting confused.
I thought that the original was, if not hilarious, quite funny.
If Anne, (I could drink her bath water) Hathaway is displaying a crap English accent, is she not the Michael Caine character?
If Rebel Wilson, (more suited to playing Mr. Blobby), isn’t Maurice (Michael Caine), Micklewhite, then what character is she? I presume poor Steve Martin has his original role.
You're overthinking. See how Ghostbusters was remade with women instead of blokes? It's just like that.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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The adverts with Marcus Brigstocke in them. The bloke is an absolute fktrumpet.

cuprabob

14,673 posts

215 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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Europa1 said:
The adverts with Marcus Brigstocke in them. The bloke is an absolute fktrumpet.
Even more so after I found out he was going out with Rachel Parris, off "The Mash Report"

miniwill58

121 posts

81 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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The new Coors Light ads for comedy on Channel 4. As if they couldn't get worse, I don't understand the new ones? Are they supposed to be funny?


iandc

3,718 posts

207 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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I know the Nationwide adverts get justifiable stick for how bad they are but just when you think they can't get any worse the latest one with some nerdy bint reciting a "poem" about her beloved giving her the battered bits of his chips leading to them spending the rest of their lives together reaches a new low point. I wouldn't be a customer of Nationwide if they paid me based on their crap adverts.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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hidetheelephants said:
You're overthinking. See how Ghostbusters was remade with women instead of blokes? It's just like that.
Thanks, overthinking, the bane of my life, too late to change now.

LuS1fer

41,139 posts

246 months

Thursday 4th April 2019
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The Dacia ads on Dave cleaning up hilariously smutty place names.