Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Milkyway]

FatboyKim said:

robinessex said:

You mean Mr.Teeth

Mr Turkey Teeth

[Dermot O'Logical]

lornemalvo said:

The Cinch ad. I'm supposed to take car buying advice from an Estuary English speaking, plastic coated, face painted, superficial, self obsessed buffoon who's probably never been under a bonnet

He's very close to the top of my list of "People who should have been harpooned at birth"

[Deranged Rover]

Woke and inclusive adverts you say? Surely Paypal gets the trophy for this in their new advert?

In barely 10-15 seconds I spotted oriental, black, lesbian, disabled, obese and blue-haired/over-pierced/weird. There may have been white in there, too, but I'd have to go back and check, and i really don't want to.

[shakotan]

I wish that old Cadbury's Dairy Milk with the kid on the bus and the crying girl would fk off.

Still seems a popular offering on YouTube but it literally makes no fking sense.

[Finglescave]

Ever since I mentioned that Fitbit advert it seems to be on even more now, can’t escape it! BREATHE! AHHHHHHH

[JagLover]

Finglescave said:

Ever since I mentioned that Fitbit advert it seems to be on even more now, can’t escape it! BREATHE! AHHHHHHH

The Fitbit adverts are like some strange parallel dimension where all the actresses do things they would never do in the real world.

[Milkyway]

“My home helps pay for it”... that’s kind of them, normally they just help with the shopping & ironing etc.

Edited by Milkyway on Monday 13th June 17:36

[Colonel Cupcake]

I don't know if it was a dream or not, but I'm sure I saw an advert with a legless person on a skateboard, pushing along with thier arms instead.

[21st Century Man]

shakotan said:

I wish that old Cadbury's Dairy Milk with the kid on the bus and the crying girl would fk off.

Still seems a popular offering on YouTube but it literally makes no fking sense.

Really? Makes no sense? It's a lovely ad in a sea of st imo.

[Finglescave]

JagLover said:

Finglescave said:

Ever since I mentioned that Fitbit advert it seems to be on even more now, can’t escape it! BREATHE! AHHHHHHH

The Fitbit adverts are like some strange parallel dimension where all the actresses do things they would never do in the real world.

Yes, completely agree, badly as well. The man playing the keyboard which always seems out of key (to me), the woman on the surfboard who travels about 10 feet from the shore and she’s done, the woman who’s wrestling and getting beaten then isn’t somehow - and I’m sure she shouldn’t be be wearing a watch in a wrestling match anyhow. As i say I’ve seen it too much now. That and the Direct Line/Transformers which wouldn’t be so bad if the “soundalike for Optimus didnt sound so bloody awful.

Youtube i swear is haunting me with these at the moment - can’t even get through an old episode of Addams Family without one of them appearing.

[Voldemort]

There are many things to hate about credit score adverts in general.

However...

This bit set in a car park has a road going to a non-existent floor. Is it CGI or real? And it just makes no sense.

[Radec]

Vertu Motors

Derek who works on spitfires and how his skills translate to being a used car salesman with Vertu motors.

Yes because those are very similar.

[rider73]

LNER

What a joke.

Wi-fi always crap
Seats and tables dirty
Delays
Seating reservation offline
And everyone playing mobiles really loudly
Crap tea n coffee service.

And tickets are very expensive usually if two or more people want to travel...

[Radec]

Just saw an advert for Guylian chocolates.

Nothing wrong with the advert only that I've been pronouncing the fking things incorrectly all my life.

Guy-li-an and it should be Gil-e-on

I'll stick to Celebrations.

[Milkyway]

The car insurance ad where the guy says ‘maaate”...convinced that he’s the current annoying Rubens cats voice.

Debbie McGee pushing funeral plans down my throat...but three different ads in as many hours.
You are a lovely lady, but please... enough now.

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 15th June 17:36

[Anonymous John]

Verisure again. Husband and wife at the kitchen table plus a female friend whose sole topic of conversation is Verisure. Only the husband is eating as he doesn't have a speaking part.

[R56Cooper]

Anonymous John said:

Verisure again. Husband and wife at it on the kitchen table plus a female friend whose sole topic of conversation is Verisure. Only the husband is eating as he doesn't have a speaking part.

Think I either need to go for an eye test or get laid, maybe both but at first glance I read your post as above.

[Stealthracer]

These days the eye test is probably cheaper.

[Anonymous John]

Webuyanyfkingcar is back.

[Milkyway]

Fairy max power;
A washing up liquid in an upside down bottle... Wow!, how did I survive so long without this amazing innovation.