Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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alec.e

2,149 posts

124 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Can I have radio adverts for Heart 80's played at work, council I know wink

1. Aunt Bessies constant 'gravy train choo choo' advert

2. The new Vauxhall advert with loads of swear filter beebing.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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alec.e said:
Can I have radio adverts for Heart 80's played at work, council I know wink

1. Aunt Bessies constant 'gravy train choo choo' advert

2. The new Vauxhall advert with loads of swear filter beebing.
Seems a little unfair on your TV to want to smash it up for things heard on a radio at work. wink

sgtBerbatov

2,597 posts

81 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Europa1 said:
cuprabob said:
Well done to the people who came up with the latest Sun Bingo advert. Wouldn't have thought it possible to make a worse advert than the previous one but you have smile
Horrendous, isn't it? It's impossible not to sound like a Daily Mail reader's wet dream when saying this, but the main protagonist is the epitome of "council".
But who else reads The S*n? I thought the S*n readers were all like that. Or at least their wives are.

TCEvo

12,726 posts

202 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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Radio rather than TV, but TalkSport is reliable for ste, repetitive ads. Currently Van Driver Radio & tina fking turner screeching about the fking AA are especially bad.

iandc

3,718 posts

206 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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The adverts aimed at oldies on the point of dying reached a new low yesterday. Some company offering a "Simple Cremation" the low cost alternative to those funeral plans I guess. Some cretinous line about saying goodbye!!!

daydotz

1,742 posts

161 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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The chromebook viruses advert their are many more advantageous to owning a chromebook then a issue that doesn't really impact on most windows user's

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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The get an Amazon Echo for your elderly relative advert

Carerfrown whilst trying to sing Valerie ) Hey Tom I've set up the amazon echo
Cheesed off Old Tom - disinterested look
Carer Hey Alexa at 5pm remind Tom that desert I got him is in the fridge

Next Visit

Tom spies the carer coming up the path
Tom " Alexa play the Valerie song"
Carer enters house - smiling as music plays

It's just a really cynical way to shift them
I don't now have Alexa so I'm not sure if it would play a specific song without a valid music account linked to it

With the guy above mentioning funerals its as if old folk will die alone. Their only friend being Alexa and will get buried/ cremated on the cheap
Sad - I may be overegging this but it just seems a bit sad

LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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I'm 60 and have zero interest in Alexa. My generation listens to CDs or ripped music and don't honestly give a st where our bodies are slung when we die.

Balmoral

40,920 posts

248 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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How about the wky narrative on the 'C' Class advert?

iandc

3,718 posts

206 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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LuS1fer said:
I'm 60 and have zero interest in Alexa. My generation listens to CDs or ripped music and don't honestly give a st where our bodies are slung when we die.
Just waiting for "Alexa bury me tomorrow and play my favourite song"

cuprabob

14,652 posts

214 months

Friday 31st May 2019
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iandc said:
LuS1fer said:
I'm 60 and have zero interest in Alexa. My generation listens to CDs or ripped music and don't honestly give a st where our bodies are slung when we die.
Just waiting for "Alexa bury me tomorrow and play my favourite song"
"Alexa, set house on fire and play Ring of Fire" equates to a cheap cremation.

iandc

3,718 posts

206 months

Friday 31st May 2019
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cuprabob said:
"Alexa, set house on fire and play Ring of Fire" equates to a cheap cremation.
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George Smiley

5,048 posts

81 months

Friday 31st May 2019
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daydotz said:
The chromebook viruses advert their are many more advantageous to owning a chromebook then a issue that doesn't really impact on most windows user's
It’s hard to decipher what you say but when you look at the stats win10 is far safer than macOS and android

TheAngryDog

12,409 posts

209 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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The Pandora advert. The tone of it makes it out to be something more important than the tat it turns out to be. ps off.

Dermot O'Logical

2,583 posts

129 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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Balmoral said:
How about the wky narrative on the 'C' Class advert?
I'm with you on this. Complete toss.

The Hypno-Toad

12,283 posts

205 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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“And you do,”

Die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die
screaming

Die screaming


Seriously die screaming. Both you.



Die screaming.

slipstream 1985

12,225 posts

179 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja_6LcfE9zM&fb...

The Ariel pod advert. Basicly accuses you of being a kiddie fidler.

FourWheelDrift

88,541 posts

284 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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"I want to live in a world where there are still Polar Bears" - We do, we have too many of them. If you want to meet one be my guest.

fking Smart meter advert.

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

213 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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During Guy Martin earlier - the annoying smart meter advert (again) following shortly after by one for EDF Energy branded "Generation Electric".

Mcphisto

830 posts

135 months

Sunday 2nd June 2019
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The Hypno-Toad said:
“And you do,”

Die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die screaming die
screaming

Die screaming


Seriously die screaming. Both you.



Die screaming.
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