Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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oceanview

1,511 posts

131 months

Friday 22nd January 2021
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Blown2CV said:
BawlBag said:
bonerp said:
The Peloton advert.
We've 'crushed it' 'smashed it' and 'burned'.
Ugh. It de-motivates me just thinking about it.
100% this
my wife really wants one of these. They're thousands to buy, cost about as much as a David Lloyd membership as a subscription, and she fking hates whoopy clappy motivation especially if it is aimed individually at her. I've tried to get it across to her that that's exactly what the thing is... but she still wants one.
Yep, i really don't get all that Peloton bullst- just go on Youtube and find something better and for free.

BawlBag

208 posts

40 months

Friday 22nd January 2021
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Peloton is aimed at people that don’t cycle, when you could go buy a £400 bike and stick it on a Turbo trainer and get involved with the world of Zwift for a tenner a month and then still have a bike to get out in the real world without some turd shouting crap at you (apart from lads in Vans)
I hate the Peloton advert with a passion

10126 Torino

4,404 posts

79 months

Friday 22nd January 2021
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Don't know if this has been mentioned yet , without reading back 27 pages .

TSB ad exec ....."I think we need David Schwimmer driving an old VW camper for our next ad campaign ."

Weird !

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Saturday 23rd January 2021
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Just Eat appear to have replaced Snoop Dogg in favour of a male narrator speaking like a computer generated voice advising how easy it is to order your food online for delivery.

On a side note, it turns out Snoop Dogg earned approx £5.5million from his stint on the JE ads last year as a result of the various deals in place relating to use of his image rights, music, creating the audio tracks and syndication / total plays of the advert. That was on top of the undisclosed amount JE had already paid up front when they first asked him to do the ads.

Halmyre

11,194 posts

139 months

Saturday 23rd January 2021
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Stev8s said:


This is what I meant by the new Creme egg advert not seen it yet but I am sure we will be talking about it once it is aired
Pfft. THIS is truly offensive:


Jazzy Jag

3,422 posts

91 months

Saturday 23rd January 2021
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The Fabletics yoga pants ad!

I've just wasted hours rewinding it and watching it again to try and find something wrong or offensive but I can't.

I guess I'm going to have to step up and try harder.

Who do they think they are, cavorting around the tight pants, with their perfectly formed bottoms???



Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Saturday 23rd January 2021
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The latest drivel from nationwide about the workers in coffee houses and the communal pot, total hypocrisy from nationwide who where the first people to pull 90% mortgages etc.

I read in the times about a couple, they had a mortgage 2 years ago with nationwide, then when they came to remortgage at 75% nationwide said no as they had for some reason changed their lending critia??

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Saturday 23rd January 2021
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Electric cars with the bonus wind turbine backdrop.

Adrian W

13,871 posts

228 months

Saturday 23rd January 2021
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Nickbrapp said:
The latest drivel from nationwide about the workers in coffee houses and the communal pot, total hypocrisy from nationwide who where the first people to pull 90% mortgages etc.

I read in the times about a couple, they had a mortgage 2 years ago with nationwide, then when they came to remortgage at 75% nationwide said no as they had for some reason changed their lending critia??
But all of the banks now love their customers and exist to help in any way they can. Nothing about profit.................bks

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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The current Vaseline advert, why does every advert they ever put a doctor on always feature the most condescending rar rar they can find? I’ve met plenty of doctors who can speak without starting their sentences so or adding a upward inflection to everything they say or sucking in breath before they reply.

Drivel

swisstoni

16,997 posts

279 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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Nickbrapp said:
The current Vaseline advert, why does every advert they ever put a doctor on always feature the most condescending rar rar they can find? I’ve met plenty of doctors who can speak without starting their sentences so or adding a upward inflection to everything they say or sucking in breath before they reply.

Drivel
Cos they are actors!

ajprice

27,478 posts

196 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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The Nationwide poet is back frown

bigothunter

11,265 posts

60 months

Sunday 24th January 2021
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So pretentious curse


kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Monday 25th January 2021
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Yah, totes pretentious dahling

Philbar

244 posts

226 months

Tuesday 26th January 2021
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fking Quorn!!

"Saving the planet one bite of a time" just go and get fked!! Preaching to the brain washed masses to eat mushroom based ste and stop eating meat!!

Makes my piss boil!!

Halmyre

11,194 posts

139 months

Tuesday 26th January 2021
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fking meerkats combined with MC fking Hammer. fk off.

Nickp82

3,184 posts

93 months

Tuesday 26th January 2021
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“You’re on” can also fk off please (some betting thing I think it’s advertising£

Richard-390a0

2,257 posts

91 months

Wednesday 27th January 2021
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The irritating Oral B ginger again as I've only just taken in how illogical the next statement is!. "I know how to keep my body healthy, but what about my mouth?"

Err isn't your mouth part of your body then wtf!?!.

Krupp88

591 posts

127 months

Wednesday 27th January 2021
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BawlBag said:
Peloton is aimed at people that don’t cycle, when you could go buy a £400 bike and stick it on a Turbo trainer and get involved with the world of Zwift for a tenner a month and then still have a bike to get out in the real world without some turd shouting crap at you (apart from lads in Vans)
I hate the Peloton advert with a passion
I think there is a certain demographic which will happily pay the eye watering cost just to have the Peloton van turn up in front of the house, the drop time being long enough for the neighbours to notice from behind the white slat blinds.

bonerp

812 posts

239 months

Wednesday 27th January 2021
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Blown2CV said:
BawlBag said:
bonerp said:
The Peloton advert.
We've 'crushed it' 'smashed it' and 'burned'.
Ugh. It de-motivates me just thinking about it.
100% this
my wife really wants one of these. They're thousands to buy, cost about as much as a David Lloyd membership as a subscription, and she fking hates whoopy clappy motivation especially if it is aimed individually at her. I've tried to get it across to her that that's exactly what the thing is... but she still wants one.
I have a NordicTrack which cost about £999. Annual iFIT is £350 for a family but first year is free. Tablet stand means you don't need to use their trainers once its expired and you can download apps for this. Love the rides with trainers and the ghost hunting is amusing and fun. I havent done any of the class led groups but the group ride outs are very good.

Peloton is just too American for me - and I'm a miserable sod and would break the screen with one of these so call motivational trainers telling me I've killed it...

Edited by bonerp on Wednesday 27th January 09:18