Apprentice 2018

[castex]

Tawdry.

[Tycho]

1. wipeyournuts. Really? What idiot came up with that?

[Condi]

Sabrina has a cracking figure.

[Wobbegong]

Swimsuit advert looks like a 90s sex chat line

[Langweilig]

"Both you girls in bikinis". Oh yes, please!

[Andy 308GTB]

Kurran. Words fail me.

[Tycho]

Andy 308GTB said:

Kurran. Words fail me.

He's a weapons grade belled.

[anonymous-user]

almond milk is usually 2% almonds, premium brands are 6%, sounds like homeopathy.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Bikinis.








Yes.

[Condi]

Thesprucegoose said:

almond milk is usually 2% almonds, premium brands are 6%, sounds like homeopathy.

Sounds like bks. I had some 'oat milk' once in a cup of tea. The cup of tea went straight down the drain when it all split and had floaty bits in.

[FourWheelDrift]

"Adver-tise-ment"

[Spice_Weasel]

Someone above posted the Sian Marie website link. This might prove a bit confusing for buyers.

https://www.sianswimwear.com/

It’s also funny how neither brand on tonight matches either of the live websites.

[Killer2005]

Sian to win for me.

Camilla probably has the better product but revenue much smaller with a potentially smaller market.

[Bullitt Five-Oh]

Oy vey dem jokez be killing me lordy suga!

[Halb]

sugar sugar is on fire with these jokes, that 'extra' is easily the biggest spanner and is just such a plum target.
some good ones on the nuts too

[tim0409]

Killer2005 said:

Sian to win for me.

Camilla probably has the better product but revenue much smaller with a potentially smaller market.

I would have thought the opposite was true; the milk could be really scalable whereas the swimsuit pool party product is pretty niche.

[Laurel Green]

I'm going with nuts.

[type-r]

I think Sugar will go for the nut milk. It has a certain USP. Bikini market is overcrowded and too small.

[tim0409]

Laurel Green said:

I'm going with nuts.

same here.

[Langweilig]

CAT FIGHT ALERT!