Apprentice 2018

[Wobbegong]

m3jappa said:

randomeddy said:

Do they have to worry about skidders with the reversible swimwear.

woman don't poo so no its no issue.

[technodup]

Marty Funkhouser said:

When was the last time anyone was ever invited to a pool party in the UK (that wasn't a kids party)?? Seems a really odd decision to me.

It's not pool parties here. It's pool parties in Ibiza, Miami etc where all the Instasluts and wannabes try to bag a Love Island reject. Think £20 cocktails, £200 bikinis, white Audis on lease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyplwRsq9c

[Halb]

Dubai and all the other stty ME places too. Home of tagthesponsor

[rallycross]

technodup said:

t white Audis on lease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NyplwRsq9c

yes always loads of leased white Audi's and BMW's to be found when these idiots are out to play.

[Wobbegong]

Halb said:

Dubai and all the other stty ME places too. Home of tagthesponsor

Basically selling to women who use their tits and vagina as a USP to bag some rich chap.

[Halb]

It's an old game, and young fit lads do it too, old rich ppl like young fit ppl. So long as people are honest about it, it doesn't matter. These new insta 'influencers' are reaching a huge audience these days.

[Condi]

Halb said:

It's an old game, and young fit lads do it too, old rich ppl like young fit ppl. So long as people are honest about it, it doesn't matter. These new insta 'influencers' are reaching a huge audience these days.

You dont even need to be an 'influencer'. Someone I know moved to Dubai as an air-hostess. Failed the course, so spent time working as a receptionist. She has 3000+ followers on instagram simply because every 2nd shot is of her in a bikini. Granted shes quite pretty, but being in the sun 365 days a year obviously helps with the tan.

[Halb]

It'll certainly help looking 50 when your 30.

[zygalski]

Halb said:

It's an old game, and young fit lads do it too, old rich ppl like young fit ppl. So long as people are honest about it, it doesn't matter. These new insta 'influencers' are reaching a huge audience these days.

Yep.
And also fat, unattractive middle-aged gammons trying to punch above their weight by flashing their money about, trophy wives etc.
It works both ways, despite what PH misogynists like to think.

[Douglas Quaid]

Condi said:

You defiantly wood.

Not the biggest norks in the world, but a great healthy figure.

Defiantly or definitely?

[kev1974]

Appears that a celebrity edition is incoming (for Comic Relief), 1hr task show on 7 March and 1/2hr boardroom on 8 March.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6744...

Trailer:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p071q78g

Zelebrities are

• Rachel Johnson
• Tameka Empson
• Kelly Hoppen
• Richard Arnold
• Omid Djalili
• Russell Kane
• Amanda Holden
• Ayda Williams
• Sam Allardyce
• Rylan Clark-Neal

[Pericoloso]

Not the worst list ever ,only 2 I don't know .

ETA....have heard of both of them ,just needed a reminder who they are.

Rachel Johnson ,sister of Boris.
Ayda Williams ,wife of Robbie ,ex of Take That.

Edited by Pericoloso on Tuesday 26th February 14:42

[smithyithy]

Wow, what a list..

That's gonna be firm skip from me I think.

[nicanary]

Big Sam will be expecting a bung for every deal.

[FourWheelDrift]

Ex-Dragons Den investor Kelly Hoppen? Her ego will take a bashing if she's fired first.

[jammy-git]

FourWheelDrift said:

Ex-Dragons Den investor Kelly Hoppen? Her ego will take a bashing if she's fired first.

Not sure why someone like her would choose to go on this. She has little to win/prove and a lot of reputation to lose. Though I guess it's all for Comic Relief so unlikely to be too realistic (or whatever version of realism there is for such a show).

[Gary C]

Pericoloso said:

Not the worst list ever ,only 2 I don't know .

ETA....have heard of both of them ,just needed a reminder who they are.

Rachel Johnson ,sister of Boris.
Ayda Williams ,wife of Robbie ,ex of Take That.

Edited by Pericoloso on Tuesday 26th February 14:42

Humm, ive only ever heard of Sam Araldite

[kev1974]

an update from the winner of the regular 2018 series, the swimsuit woman

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6774...

not sure what she's wearing, cycle shorts?

even less sure what Sugar thinks he's wearing. Looks like he just came from helping down at his local funfair or something.

[FourWheelDrift]

kev1974 said:

an update from the winner of the regular 2018 series, the swimsuit woman

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6774...

not sure what she's wearing, cycle shorts?

even less sure what Sugar thinks he's wearing. Looks like he just came from helping down at his local funfair or something.

Those shorts must restrict her movement, same pose in all photos.

[PixelpeepS3]

kev1974 said:

an update from the winner of the regular 2018 series, the swimsuit woman

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6774...

not sure what she's wearing, cycle shorts?

even less sure what Sugar thinks he's wearing. Looks like he just came from helping down at his local funfair or something.

Firstly, wtaf you doing browsing the daily mail, ANNNDDD the entertainment section at that.

secondly, that website is god awful - took over a minute to render fully - redrew a few times too.