BBC Top Gear Thread 2021/2022

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Tim Reaper

4,404 posts

80 months

Sunday 28th November 2021
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That was interesting enough for me not to fall asleep halfway through . 7/10

Driver101

14,376 posts

122 months

Sunday 28th November 2021
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It was alright. I think you have to allow for the Covid and Freddie missing.

I don't like the new Corvette. The rear wheel arches look all wrong.

Doofus

25,921 posts

174 months

Sunday 28th November 2021
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CoupeKid said:
No mention of budget for their “expedition” cars. I’m surprised one of them didn’t get an Ariel Nomad.
Harris did say "A few thousand quid". Which allows for more contrivance than even CHM managed.

defblade

7,446 posts

214 months

Sunday 28th November 2021
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RichB said:
So the road that Harris was eulogising about as he smashed over it at 60mph looked no different to the surface he was complaining about earlier in the piece saying it was impossible to drive over!
He's driving a rally-spec car. I spent the whole first section saying "... because you're driving too slowly!" at the telly.

I may have had a bit of a bias for that car, mind, as I navigated in and spannered this through uni smile




BossHogg

6,025 posts

179 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Our punishment patrol car at my first military police company was a shocking lime green Chevette estate, complete with blue lights and 2 tone air horns, it was horrendous to look at and drive!

Spleen

5,453 posts

122 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Serves you right for being a monkey!

DonkeyApple

55,513 posts

170 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Entertaining.

Actually surprised at how slow the two cars were against the Rangie as the diesel engine in those things was the most atrocious turd ever found in any vehicle that made any pretence at comfort or luxury. Obviously, traction played a role but you can walk faster than a diesel Classic. No idea why Chris was claiming that they were sought after, especially when mates to the 5 speed manual. It's an automotive ladyboy. Everything looks wonderful on the outside and then when it makes a noise you realise it has a very, very wrong package under the bonnet.

Given the pretty undemanding nature of the roads traversed it would have all been a bit pointless if the ladyboy had been allowed to join the party. It would have just plodded along without hassle assuming enough metal was left in the chassis to prevent it folding in half.




PurpleTurtle

7,030 posts

145 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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I liked the Corvette, a lot of car for the money.

Escort3500

11,925 posts

146 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Castrol for a knave said:
Escort3500 said:
Castrol for a knave said:
Cat enjoyed it.

Me, not so much.

I think he/she’s actually watching the candle smile
No, she likes Harry's Garage as well.
She’s redeemed herself then smile

HARTLEYHARE1

588 posts

130 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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The weakest yet but it’s cars on tv so I’m not complaining

FiF

44,188 posts

252 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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BossHogg said:
Our punishment patrol car at my first military police company was a shocking lime green Chevette estate, complete with blue lights and 2 tone air horns, it was horrendous to look at and drive!
I won a couple of 12 cars in a bog standard Chevette, including one in the Peak District when the snow was much like Storm Arwen threw at the Scottish borders this weekend and stopped the Roger Albert Clark Rally. From Harrogate it Started didn't start.

Being an old fart was out on that 71 RAC as a speccie, hell it was bloody cold in Dalby.

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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I think so many have forgotten it’s not that long ago the travel list was a tiny number and extremely difficult to do much at all.

This was filmed then and it takes months to cut / edit a show.

DonkeyApple

55,513 posts

170 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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PurpleTurtle said:
I liked the Corvette, a lot of car for the money.
What I find likeable is the engine. A pushrod without any forced induction meeting the modern requirements that others are convinced can only be achieved via complex DOHC and turbos.

The car itself is a bit odd. It looks a bit weird from almost all angles and the interior really struggles to justify that U.K. price tag.

It's too expensive for its look.

velocemitch

3,818 posts

221 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Average episode.
The ‘race’ was a bit contrived, I could stop myself doing the maths.
It was a twenty mile run, let’s say they averaged 30mph, so 40 minutes.
Stig gave them 30 minutes start and caught them...... do the sums....


waynecyclist

8,876 posts

115 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Very weak episode

Welshbeef

49,633 posts

199 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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DonkeyApple said:
What I find likeable is the engine. A pushrod without any forced induction meeting the modern requirements that others are convinced can only be achieved via complex DOHC and turbos.

The car itself is a bit odd. It looks a bit weird from almost all angles and the interior really struggles to justify that U.K. price tag.

It's too expensive for its look.
Don’t the funny cars/top fuel dragsters all use these crate (or restored) big block pushrod engines?

Drclarke

1,186 posts

174 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Very week indeed.

It’s time for them to admit defeat and that even on a bad day, the CHM years presenting styles and writers just make this lot look like a bunch of 6th Form students who have been given a task of making a TV show.

Harris, apart from being able to drive is just awful when you put a camera in his face. His ability of being able to put on a huge fake laugh when any of his celebrity ‘friends’ do anything even slightly amusing is worthy of an BAFTA.

Flintoff, his acting and presenting style is more wooden than the wooden tops (one for children of the 50s). You can see his lips move when reading the autocue.

McGuiness, he is now real life character that you would see on Phonenix Nights.

BBC, you gave them a chance. But now get rid of them all and try another set of presenters.


Pitre

4,607 posts

235 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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Flintoff did a rave review frankly, faultless, but when they got back to the studio he backtracked and ended up saying he'd rather be driving his Camaro. I wonder what happened between the test track and the studio?
Anyway, I really like the C8 but sadly I doubt I'll ever own one! If anyone wants to give me one I'll have yellow pleaselick

Muzzer79

10,089 posts

188 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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It's rare for me not to enjoy Top Gear, but I found myself fast-forwarding through most of this one.

The Iceland thing looked good, but they didn't actually do anything new and whilst I like Freddie, his forte is not reviewing a car. My impression was that he enjoyed hooning it around the track for the day, rather than liking the actual car - evidenced by the fact he wouldn't swap it for a Camaro.

Perhaps I just wasn't in the mood for it. Perhaps it was an off-day for them.

Never mind, the world keeps turning - I'm sure the next one will be better smile

ecs0set

2,471 posts

285 months

Monday 29th November 2021
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That bit where Harris opened the door to Paddy's shack and Paddy chased him out with a brush was just...

...unbelievably cr*p. And sadly, indicative of the entire episode and ethos of the current TG.

I've gone from religiously watching it live at 8pm sharp every Sunday to watching it on catch up later in the week to "Kids, are you sure you still want to watch this?".

McGuinness could manage to be annoying even if he was at the back of the studio audience and had his mouth gaffa taped shut.